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  • cale
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2005
    • 2331
    #361
    Originally posted by imsotyerred
    has anyone else ever shown up for work on a Saturday morning at 9:30am and then found out they weren't on the schedule until 11am?
    No, but I've made it to the highway about 20km's from my house going to work before I realized it was 1am and not 5 having forgot to set my alarm back after travelling.

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      • frankenbeemer
        R3VLimited
        • Sep 2009
        • 2260
        #362
        Bob Costas. I am dissappoint.
        sigpic
        Originally posted by JinormusJ
        Don't buy an e30

        They're stupid
        1989 325is Raged on then sold.
        1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
        1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
        1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.

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          • InNeedOfBoost
            E30 Addict
            • Aug 2012
            • 512
            #363
            Originally posted by ohthejosh
            I hate sneezing while driving, its like im gonna die.
            Its even worse on a motorcycle!! The seconds leading up to it are crucial...check your surroundings, make sure you have room to change lanes on accident and brace for it...hahaha

            Nonsense thread ftw.
            1991 318is - Daily/weekend track car.

            An on-ramp is a terrible thing to waste...

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              • Roysneon
                R3V Elite
                • Apr 2010
                • 4505
                #364
                I think I'm hungover and still drunk at the same time. What kind of nonsense is that?
                For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
                Originally posted by mbonanni
                I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                I am a pursit now.

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                  • imsotyerred
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2529
                    #365
                    Originally posted by Roysneon
                    I think I'm hungover and still drunk at the same time. What kind of nonsense is that?
                    Pretty typical for a sunday morning if you ask me
                    BRUTE

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054
                        #366
                        So, last night I got a pre-lit Christmas tree. Put it all together, everything was there, went very well.

                        Plugged it in, BAM! Fucking top portion won't come on. So, to rule out it being a bulb, I plugged just the top into the outlet, it works.

                        So, something it wrong with the female plug that goes from the middle portion to the top. There was a paper in the tree that said "DO NOT RETURN TO RETAILER, CALL THE NUMBER BELOW FOR.....yadda yadda"

                        I wake up this morning to find that the dog chewed up that paper...and the cat knocked the tree over and now half the middle section won't light up.

                        FUCKKKKKK.
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                          • LJ851
                            R3V OG
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 7918
                            #367
                            ^ Christmas Trees = Rocket Science
                            Lorin


                            Originally posted by slammin.e28
                            The M30 is God's engine.

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                              • RGCintha29073
                                E30 Addict
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 471
                                #368
                                Originally posted by lj851
                                ^ christmas trees = rocket science
                                nonsense!
                                sigpic

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                                  • slammin.e28
                                    שמע ישראל
                                    • May 2010
                                    • 12054
                                    #369
                                    Originally posted by LJ851
                                    ^ Christmas Trees = Rocket Science
                                    It's ridiculous.

                                    Fuck this shit.
                                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                                      • frankie591
                                        E30 Addict
                                        • Feb 2012
                                        • 545
                                        #370
                                        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                                        It's ridiculous.

                                        Fuck this shit.
                                        You never hear of cats knocking over festivus poles. No lights to worry about either. :grin:

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                                          • noE30
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 2260
                                            #371
                                            Anyone have their tonsils taken out as an adult? Shit hurts! Had mine removed on Dec. 7th, been living off pain meds, water, and jello. I would kill for regular food!

                                            Flickr

                                            @michael.colby on Instagram


                                            "All he needed was a wheel in his hand and four on the road"

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                                              • slammin.e28
                                                שמע ישראל
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 12054
                                                #372
                                                Originally posted by frankie591
                                                You never hear of cats knocking over festivus poles. No lights to worry about either. :grin:
                                                This is true. I would have broken out the Menorah, but I was afraid the cat would burn down the house with it.
                                                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                                                  • Thizzelle
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Oct 2008
                                                    • 4422
                                                    #373
                                                    Page not found | Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science
                                                    http://richarddawkins.net/news_articles/2012/12/19/spider-that-builds-its-own-spider-decoys-discovered#.UNIKjIM8DTo
                                                    "I wanna see da boat movie"
                                                    "I got a tree on my house"

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                                                      • AdamPlaysDrums
                                                        Advanced Member
                                                        • Apr 2012
                                                        • 140
                                                        #374
                                                        So I assumed the local Carstar was trying to rip me off by quoting me $75 for the driver's side grille piece... until I checked GetBMWParts. Dafuq.


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                                                          • imsotyerred
                                                            R3VLimited
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 2529
                                                            #375
                                                            Originally posted by AdamPlaysDrums
                                                            So I assumed the local Carstar was trying to rip me off by quoting me $75 for the driver's side grille piece... until I checked GetBMWParts. Dafuq.
                                                            e30 grilles? get a set of euros for ~$70 from someone on here
                                                            BRUTE

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