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    I went to a "boot camp" once near Oregon in the mountains and we hiked for 5 days. It was ridiculously boring and we didn't get to do anything fun. The older guys had AK-47s in case of bears. Didn't shoot it even once for us. Anyway, I didn't poop for the whole 5 days we were there. When I got home, I had to force myself to do it because I was so scared.
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      Originally posted by tonyloban View Post
      I went to a "boot camp" once near Oregon in the mountains and we hiked for 5 days. It was ridiculously boring and we didn't get to do anything fun. The older guys had AK-47s in case of bears. Didn't shoot it even once for us. Anyway, I didn't poop for the whole 5 days we were there. When I got home, I had to force myself to do it because I was so scared.
      Back in elementary had a camping trip to Catalina Island. When we got there it was a shared bathroom with stall's with no doors. Being a kid I was already afraid to shit in a public bathroom let alone one with no doors. We were scheduled to be there for only a week, but the day of departure there was high winds and boats wouldn't come to pick us up for another 3 days.

      When I got home I was anally raped by my own shit. It felt like I pooped out a NFL official sized football wrapped in 80grit sand paper. Weighed at least 4.5 courics.

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        I'm still drunk AND hungover from last night. This fucking sucks. Also I'm stuck working and have the worst heartburn.
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        I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

        I am a pursit now.

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          The pinch and roll technique = best way to scratch your balls. period.

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            ^ This. And pretending you're looking for change in your pocket.
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              saw the new anchor man movie the other day. it was pretty good i guess. sure didn't beat the first one though.


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                I putt honey in my coffee this morning is that weird?
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                  Originally posted by Brilliantrot 318is View Post
                  I putt honey in my coffee this morning is that weird?
                  It's actually a pretty common substitution. SUpposedly it's better for you but no joke idk why but I just don't like honey.
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                  Originally posted by mbonanni
                  I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                  I am a pursit now.

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                    Originally posted by Roysneon View Post
                    SUpposedly it's better for you but no joke idk why but I just don't like honey.
                    same here

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                        Since you work in the parts department of a Subaru dealership can you diagnose the heater fan on my 2013 VW Tiguan over Facebook?

                        Fuck off.
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                        Originally posted by mbonanni
                        I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                        I am a pursit now.

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                          I hope I get a big bonus this year. I busted my ass at work. I want to treat myself to something nice!

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                            This picture disturbs me.
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                              Biscuits and Mustard........MMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMMM
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                                Originally posted by Brilliantrot 318is View Post
                                I putt honey in my coffee this morning is that weird?
                                I do it all the time when I run out of sugar (in the raw). My wife will only use honey for her tea, so it's a sure fire bet to have on hand.

                                Side note, when honey becomes granulated you can restore it to it's smooth state by heating up a pot of water to not quite boiling temp and set the OPEN jar of honey in it to warm the honey. This is assuming you keep your honey in a glass jar, which you should if you didn't already. We have 2 that we just keep refilling at the local Organic market.

                                After a half hour to an hour it will be back into its clear, smooth texture.

                                Not to mention, warm honey tastes amazing.
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