Nonsense Thread

[Joe G]

AND HOLY SHIT, the shit she's saying to me. "blood turns me on"

and

I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY she said this to me. "I want to bang a chick with a strapon" THE STRAP ON SHIT IS FUCKING REAL BROZ

I have long hair

I'm so terrified and excited for Friday.

Ho-lee-shit

It's official. You're going to be taking a rubber wiener in your bum, while bleeding from the razor blade cuts on your man bits.

[supermansocks95]

^Ho-lee-shit

It's official. You're going to be taking a rubber wiener in your bum, while bleeding from the razor blade cuts on your man bits.

Bet she sharpens her nails and uses them instead. He's coming out of this a very scarred, open-minded(among other things) man.

[Joe G]

Bet she sharpens her nails and uses them instead. He's coming out of this a very scarred, open-minded(among other things) man.

True, but the whole experience might take him down a peg or two. ;)

[flyboyx]

this is building up to craigslist man massage status........

[supermansocks95]

True, but the whole experience might take him down a peg or two. ;)

Yeah, because she'll make him TAKE IN 10 or more from the sound of it...

[IceWhite]

and just for shiggles, show up with these....

[Joe G]

this is building up to craigslist man massage status........

I was just thinking the same thing...Will there be candles and a basement? What has happened to "the others"?

Only time will tell.

[MrBurgundy]

I literally cannot believe this shit.

Holy fuck, boys, until friday, I guess....

I'm already standing in front of a mirror rehearsing how to turn down the strap on sesh.


"Hey, I'm really really flattered, but I'm not into chicks with big fat fake dicks."

"My grandma is calling me"

"I have explosive diarrhea"

"I have a hemorrhoid that's really bothering me right now"

[IceWhite]

I literally cannot believe this shit.

Holy fuck, boys, until friday, I guess....

I'm already standing in front of a mirror rehearsing how to turn down the strap on sesh.


"Hey, I'm really really flattered, but I'm not into chicks with big fat fake dicks."

"My grandma is calling me"

"I have explosive diarrhea"

"I have a hemorrhoid that's really bothering me right now"

No Mann!! Take one for the team, and give us the full feedback/review. Some of us can only experience this through you!

[Joe G]

I literally cannot believe this shit.

Holy fuck, boys, until friday, I guess....

I'm already standing in front of a mirror rehearsing how to turn down the strap on sesh.


"Hey, I'm really really flattered, but I'm not into chicks with big fat fake dicks."

"My grandma is calling me"

"I have explosive diarrhea"

"I have a hemorrhoid that's really bothering me right now"

I think it would be a safe bet to put $5 on your lady friend offering her bum hole in exchange for yours....

[supermansocks95]

"I only take real ones"

"That's all you got? You'll need way bigger to satisfy me."

"I got it too hard last night, I'll have to turn this one down."

"Just use your fist" - At least it's not a dick?

[supermansocks95]

I think it would be a safe bet to put $5 on your lady friend offering her bum hole in exchange for yours....

Oh shit, good point. Pros and Cons, Burg.... As long as that butthole isn't like the girl in your sig, it may benefit you to consider.

[ThatM20Guy]

No Mann!! Take one for the team, and give us the full feedback/review. Some of us can only experience this through you!

I'm with Ice on this one...take it for the team. You will be one brave man if you do.

[supermansocks95]

R3v is summoning you to deliver to a peg sesh. You have to do this. You will achieve legendary status among the forum.

[flyboyx]

anyone ever watch the hbo series weeds? i'm just gonna leave this here.

https://youtu.be/3vEHi9nchdk

can someone please fix the youtube link embedding?