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    Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
    I've always wanted an inversion chair. Not for any pain or anything, but just because I like the way it makes my back feel.
    Originally posted by MR E30 325is View Post
    I have one here in my office as well. I pop in it frequently. It does good things for capillary development within your brain, as well as helping stretch/realign things within the body.

    It's basically a "free" chiropractor visit!


    My wife's family have had a few chiro's, but her grandpa (RIP) was licensed to adjust babies. He would give our adjustments almost straight out of the womb and it was neat to watch. One of the procedures was to hang them by their ankles and they would naturally start twisting and turning on their own.



    It's just not advised to hang too long as the one-way valves in your arteries will leave the blood in your head.
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      Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post


      It's just not advised to hang too long as the one-way valves in your arteries will leave the blood in your head.
      how long is too long?

      Slipped a disc a few years ago and found hanging to be the only consistent way to rehab it. Had INSANE sciatic symptoms and couldnt sit in a chair for more than 15 minutes. Been looking into an inversion thingamabob a little bit more seriously lately.....
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        Originally posted by wworm View Post
        how long is too long?

        Slipped a disc a few years ago and found hanging to be the only consistent way to rehab it. Had INSANE sciatic symptoms and couldnt sit in a chair for more than 15 minutes. Been looking into an inversion thingamabob a little bit more seriously lately.....

        I ahng by my hands from the awning for a 5 sec fix when bent over cars for long peiods, but on the table I will do maybe 10min. They say you "shouldn't" go over 15min, but a friend of mine will do 20-30 at times.


        Good read for beginners....


        http://www.inversionguide.com/approx...version-table/
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          Originally posted by wworm View Post
          how long is too long?
          That's an age old question.

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            Worst date you've ever been on


            GOOOOOOOO
            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
              Worst date you've ever been on


              GOOOOOOOO
              Met a chick online, uber’d to her place to pick her up (we were getting drinks, etc), gets in the car smelling heavily of weed. Not opposed to toking it up but felt like that was kind of rude.

              On the way to the bar she doesn’t shut the fuck up (typical blonde girl). It was kind of funny because on the way to her house I told the uber driver I had never met this chick and so on. We were talking about what kind of girls we’re into and both mentioned we hate chicks with a blabber mouth that doesn’t let other’s get a word in, so of course we’re rolling our eyes at this bitch.

              Get to destination, she gets out first, asked my uber driver to pray for me then she and I head to bar. I immediately start slamming drinks, we chit chat, turns out she’s a racist. Okay? Well I’m not comfortable with that shit but I’m still gonna try to bang this chick because she had a nice body/decent face and never hit her up again afterwards.

              Shit escalates even more, starts calling some dude a fag repeadedly for reasons I can’t remember. At this point I was embarrassed as fuck and told her I had to leave for obvious reasons, she feels rejected, as I’m leaving she yells on the top of her lungs and points at me and says “waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, you’re a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles”.

              Then I went home and passed out.

              I’m sure I have a couple other stories worse than that.
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                Those kinds of chicks can be the worst...

                "me me memememe meme me me mememe mememe MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


                It must have felt good to turn her down.
                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                  you should of punched her in the mouth

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                    w/ ur dik
                    Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                      Ah shit. Been stood up once or twice.

                      Let me think on worst date.
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                        Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                        you should of punched her in the mouth
                        Should have punched her in the mouth
                        Originally posted by kronus
                        would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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                          Originally posted by agent View Post
                          Should have punched her in the mouth

                          Burgundy literally writes "w/ ur dik" and you're worried about people using proper helping verbs lol
                          1990 325iX - sterlingsilber metallic
                          1991 325i - lazurblau metallic



                          Originally posted by delamaize
                          E30 = Lego for men.

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                            Burg used the correct version of 'your' so he's good :rofl:
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                              Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                              Burg used the correct version of 'your' so he's good :rofl:


                              fuck! no one was supposed to notice that!
                              1990 325iX - sterlingsilber metallic
                              1991 325i - lazurblau metallic



                              Originally posted by delamaize
                              E30 = Lego for men.

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                                lol rekt

                                and its actually "u're"

                                English is a dynamic language.... Things are changing.
                                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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