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    Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
    hank hill would not approve

    I’m gonna kick your ass!


    Damn these kids have no idea...none.


    Ezekiel 25:17
    Current flame: E30 318iS Alpinweiss II slicktop / LSD - Joanne
    The old man: 1970 2002 Polaris(ish) slicktop / rat rod - Wallace
    The ex: E92 335i 6MT M-Sport - Betty
    The heavy: 2001 4Runner SR5 Sport (3rd Gen) - Fred

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      Nonsense Thread

      Originally posted by majdomo View Post
      I’m gonna kick your ass!


      Damn these kids have no idea...none.


      Ezekiel 25:17

      I’m trying, I don’t like any processed crap after my doctor told me that it’s what’s causing my prostatis

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        Originally posted by Sonny View Post
        I’m trying, I don’t like any processed crap after my doctor told me that it’s what’s causing my prostatis

        Thank you for proving my point.

        But being kind...Hank Hill is a propane man through and through. But not just any propane. Only the finest Strickland Propane for our hero.

        And sorry to hear about the prostasis. I don’t know what it is but it doesn’t sound pleasant.


        Ezekiel 25:17
        Current flame: E30 318iS Alpinweiss II slicktop / LSD - Joanne
        The old man: 1970 2002 Polaris(ish) slicktop / rat rod - Wallace
        The ex: E92 335i 6MT M-Sport - Betty
        The heavy: 2001 4Runner SR5 Sport (3rd Gen) - Fred

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          Nonsense Thread

          I messaged 2mAn he told me he don't give a shit about my prostatitis and gluten allergy like Powling..


          call 2mAn Vin Diesel, Fast and Furious
          clean e30 like Melon, can’t jury us
          Going so fast a motheye can’t see me
          To many skills call me almighty
          Now let's get right into the news, 2mAn got a S54 swap isn't ever gonna lose
          He be killing tires, be copping they shoes
          Bring rare ribs drift to your crib you know we do
          so much water in my trunk you think I'd went fishing
          Never burnt the meat grillin in the kitchen
          All of these locals think hate that I'm dishing
          Doing donuts and burnouts that is my mission
          I've been working on this e30 all night, man my back hurts
          Never asleep steps ahead like 2Manner
          On the track last lap ahead redlining her
          No revlimiter, He might just snap her
          Told me Lot of R3V’ers wanna be me
          Sometimes they act quite deceiving
          I know my hands get quiet greasy
          Can’t reply yet so sonny posts please me Ellipsoids shine so bright he’s beaming
          Got a turbo, They like that
          S54 swap others can't fight back
          This shit all happen, 2mAn write that
          My wheels SSR, can you wipe that
          2mAn is cool never too much
          he stay fly just like flyboyx
          big bosses never a rush
          Is my "R3V Love” a little to much
          I don’t believe there can ever be such
          2mAn got her tears for the E30
          Told me “she send me pics just to tease me
          I play solos and you teaming”
          2 door box flares not that skinny
          Told me im losing, He always winning
          Seen him pass me 120, ahead me spinning
          My m10 lead foot dead, 2mAn’s M3 living
          Then 2mAn spotted a wee-doll
          4 piston brakes like hitting a wall
          Just when i thought I had seen it all
          She bounce, bounce in his E30 like a See Saw
          Got the bitch believing it’s a chariot screaming , “Yee Haw"
          Last edited by Sonny; 06-04-2019, 07:09 AM.

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            Originally posted by Sonny View Post
            I messaged 2mAn he told me he don't give a shit about my gluten allergy like Powling..


            call him Vin Diesel, Fast and Furious
            Drive a clean e30 you can’t jury us
            Going so fast you can’t even see me
            To many skills call me almighty
            Now let's get right into the news, 2mAn got a S54 swap isn't ever gonna lose
            He be killing tires, be copping they shoes
            When I drift to your crib you better know what to do, ay
            Got so much water in my trunk you think I'd went fishing
            Never burnt the meat grillin in the kitchen
            All of these locals think hate that I'm dishing
            Doing donuts and burnouts that is my mission
            Might call me 2mAn to, call me skinny
            Told me I can’t because im losing, and He’s winning
            Seen him pass me 120, head spinning
            My m10 lead foot dead, 2mAn’s M3 living
            Then he spotted a wee-doll
            That's when I thought I had seen it all
            She bounce, bounce, bounce in his E30 like a See Saw
            Got the bitch thinking it’s a chariot and she screaming "Yee Haw"
            I've been working on this e30 all night, man my back hurts
            Never asleep that’s why they call me 2mAn “2 manned”
            On the track last lap ahead redlining her
            No revlimiter, I might just snap her
            Lot of R3V’ers wanna be me
            Sometimes they act quite deceiving
            I know my hands get real greasy
            Can’t reply yet so the wannabe posts please me
            I got her tears for the E30
            She send me pics just to tease me
            I play solos and you teaming
            I shine so bright that I'm beaming
            Got a turbo, I like that
            S54 swap others can't fight back
            This shit all happen, 2mAn write that
            My wheels SSR, can you wipe that
            Tires always bald power to much
            Because I fly to fast always in a rush
            Is shouting out "R3V Love” too much
            Wat
            91' 318is 90' 325is

            Originally posted by Sonny
            Buy the E30s, they ain't gonna last long
            E30 can make you, E30 can break you
            "He who controls the Nova's, controls the Boomers"

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              That steak looks amazing LowR3V’in!

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                Originally posted by Sonny View Post
                Holy crap I didn’t know this existed, anyone seen this before, Is to much zinc bad?
                Just grind up some pennies and put them in your oil.

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                  Originally posted by Motheye99 View Post
                  Wat
                  The edit history on that post is 35 times....

                  1992 BMW 325iC
                  1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                  1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                    Originally posted by Sonny View Post
                    I messaged 2mAn he told me he don't give a shit about my prostatitis and gluten allergy like Powling..
                    Now you're just spreading rumours that aren't true.

                    I have a SEVERE nut allergy that I live with, so I can sympathize with anyone who has a similar food allergy.
                    Steve • Toronto
                    1991 318is • Brillantrot
                    Build Thread

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                      Originally posted by JasonC View Post
                      The edit history on that post is 35 times....
                      I'm glad I didn't waste any brain cells trying to read it then.
                      Steve • Toronto
                      1991 318is • Brillantrot
                      Build Thread

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                        This thread has reached true nonsense.

                        Me reading Sonny's poem.


                        It did give me a solid chuckle waffleswaffleswaffles. 5/7
                        Last edited by Melon; 06-04-2019, 07:18 AM.
                        I do things.

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                          Also this just popped up in my Instagram feed...relevant.

                          Steve • Toronto
                          1991 318is • Brillantrot
                          Build Thread

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                            Originally posted by Powling View Post
                            Now you're just spreading rumours that aren't true.



                            I have a SEVERE nut allergy that I live with, so I can sympathize with anyone who has a similar food allergy.


                            I have him blocked so I don’t know what he’s talking about ... just trying to stir up sh!t again.

                            It’s like he wants to get banned so he can join the #fuckr3v circle jerk
                            Simon
                            Current Car:
                            -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                            -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



                            Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                              Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                              I have him blocked so I don’t know what he’s talking about ... just trying to stir up sh!t again.

                              It’s like he wants to get banned so he can join the #fuckr3v circle jerk
                              Is block different than ignore list?
                              Steve • Toronto
                              1991 318is • Brillantrot
                              Build Thread

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                                Nah same thing.
                                Simon
                                Current Car:
                                -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                                -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



                                Make R3V Great Again -2020

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