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    Originally posted by agent View Post
    For the DD/non-tuner crowd, N55 > N54.
    Did the 135i ever get the N55?
    I know a few models like the Z4 had both the N54 and N55, depending on the year.
    I do things.

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      Originally posted by Melon View Post
      Did the 135i ever get the N55?
      I don't have any first hand knowledge, but according to Wikipedia (so you know it's accurate!) the 1s got N55s in MY2011.
      Originally posted by kronus
      would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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        Magic, moments
        When two hearts are carin'
        Magic, moments
        R3V memories we're sharin'
        Melon gave me a call today and told me
        “Sonny boy come here and listen to me
        there ain't nobody now better than me
        You can look if you need there’s more to see
        You can see these are my specialty seats
        to many hoes loving orange cream
        And I fuck 'em for free while I count up these Gs
        And if she not a hoe she look like Monroe
        She bounce on my stick like rowing a boat
        your whips new mine too German old
        Sonny tell what happened for the 100th post
        Melon took his E30 to a meet , get the gold
        “to many civics so I left, I smashed
        I'm boutta turn the wheel stir up some drama
        Pop pop hear goes my anti lag
        I hit the gas and you can't see the bottom
        Throw so much smoke people gag
        Then I fly no need for the problems
        My tires I need brand new with tags
        He came to me I heard the tick
        Then that’s when he told me
        I got me your chick
        She driving me crazy
        Told her I’ ain’t rich
        But now I'm the shit
        She wanna have babies
        I ain't gonna lie
        I won't even try
        E30 never Mercedes
        Or fuck it a Bentley
        Orange paint the envy
        Yeah E30 my baby
        I know she want me
        she come over to fuck
        R3V run a train
        Like we playing zombies
        she thinks I'm the best
        My bushing are offset
        And these hoes let me fuck cause my suspension refreshed
        2mAn said my build so far the best
        My 0-60 is only a couple sec
        And I rev up a tick and a tick and a tick
        Cash like my car goes by fast
        Spend it on my E30 need to go fast
        I'm first, and you last
        I do the dash feel like flash
        In real life see I’never brag
        But I ain't bluffing I stuff it with facts
        While you make a wish like little kids
        To get yo bitch out my whip
        Last edited by Sonny; 06-05-2019, 07:51 PM.

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          Originally posted by Sonny View Post
          Magic, moments
          When two hearts are carin'
          Magic, moments
          R3V memories we're sharin'
          Melon gave me a call today and told me
          “Sonny boy come here and listen to me
          there ain't nobody now better than me
          You can look if you need there’s more to see
          You can see these are my specialty seats
          to many hoes loving orange cream
          And I fuck 'em for free while I count up these Gs
          And if she not a hoe she look like Monroe
          She bounce on my stick like rowing a boat
          your whips new mine too German old
          Sonny tell what happened for the 100th post
          Melon took his E30 to a meet , get the gold
          “to many civics so I left, I smashed
          I'm boutta turn the wheel stir up some drama
          Pop pop hear goes my anti lag
          I hit the gas and you can't see the bottom
          Throw so much smoke people gag
          Then I fly no need for the problems
          My tires I need brand new with tags
          He came to me I heard the tick
          Then that’s when he told me
          I got me your chick
          She driving me crazy
          Told her I’ ain’t rich
          But now I'm the shit
          She wanna have babies
          I ain't gonna lie
          I won't even try
          E30 never Mercedes
          Or fuck it a Bentley
          Orange paint the envy
          Yeah E30 my baby
          I know she want me
          she come over to fuck
          R3V run a train
          Like we playing zombies
          she thinks I'm the best
          My bushing are offset
          And these hoes let me fuck cause my suspension refreshed
          2mAn said my build so far the best
          My 0-60 is only a couple sec
          And I rev up a tick and a tick and a tick
          Cash like my car goes by fast
          Spend it on my E30 need to go fast
          I'm first, and you last
          I do the dash feel like flash
          In real life see I’never brag
          But I ain't bluffing I stuff it with facts
          While you make a wish like little kids
          To get yo bitch out my whip
          Sonny writes these while reving the shit out of his m10 in the garage... With no ventilation.
          91' 318is 90' 325is

          Originally posted by Sonny
          Buy the E30s, they ain't gonna last long
          E30 can make you, E30 can break you
          "He who controls the Nova's, controls the Boomers"

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            Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
            omfg sonny

            You've said that literally 100 times, yet here we are...
            I just showed him the door. Although pointed him toward r3v and e30zone Facebook

            1992 BMW 325iC
            1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
            1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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              Thank God. Should've been banned his first week.
              2000 A4 1.8TQ | 1988 325is | 1976 280Z | 1953 CJ3B

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                Jason, thank you.
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                1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
                1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
                1991 318is - Sold
                1986 325 - Sold

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                  FFS that took way too long!

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                    Sonny never bothered me that much.

                    I'm an admin on another car forum, that's a spin-off from Golfmk6.com. Its called Datforumdoe.com, it's mostly inside jokes of a small community, but it's a good place. We had one dude on there just like Sonny, he would smoke weed and post dumb shit, but over time we got to know him pretty well. So, I guess I feel like I had an understanding of who he was.

                    Now, I don't disagree witn the site admin, I'm just noticing that the tolerance is much less on here.

                    So, what happened to that dude who was like Sonny?
                    Glad you asked!

                    He still had his MK6 GTi, he had an upgraded tune installed went to drive it and boom, nasty knock. So he posts 'engije knocking, what do I do?' everyone immediately says 'dont fucking drive it!' He drove it home. Then the tow truck comes and he drives it on the tow truck.

                    So his car is now at the dealership, what happened was his exhaust cam split in 1/2, it's a radial fracture, meaning the two pieces are still able to spin together, kind of like a u-joint. And on the TSI engine the high pressure fuel pump is powered off the exhaust cam. The dealer quickly replaced the fuel pump and stuck him when the rest of the bill.

                    What happened, my theory at least, is APR released and updated tune and it killed his fuel pump (Which could have been on it's last leg) the pump sized and forced the cam to stop rotating, and it snapped. The pump is driven off a gear on one end, and the timing chain is on the other.

                    So, this kid, who is like Sonny is in a real pickle. So, the dealership is adamant, it's his fault, here's a bill for $6,700 for an engine rebuild. We're telling him to find an independent VW shop, swap in an LKQ engine for like $3,500. He pays the full $6,700, then traded the car in a few weeks later.

                    So...
                    We actually ran him off the forum by making fun of him. It's not a ban, but I get it, people need to be dealt with.

                    Nuggstein still resides on a Mazda forum somewhere, he bought a CX5, and is bitching about it. Fucking dickless millennial. (I'm a millennial too, for the record, dick fully intact though.)
                    I do things.

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                      Why the fuck does "d o e" automatically swap to waffleswaffleswaffles ?
                      Riddle me that.
                      I do things.

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                        Originally posted by Melon View Post
                        Why the fuck does "d o e" automatically swap to waffleswaffleswaffles ?
                        Riddle me that.
                        I forget the guys username, but he used it so much and annoyed so many with it. That it was added to the the list of censored words. And that list is very very small. Plus it was many years ago.

                        1992 BMW 325iC
                        1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                        1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                          Originally posted by JasonC View Post
                          I forget the guys username, but he used it so much and annoyed so many with it. That it was added to the the list of censored words. And that list is very very small. Plus it was many years ago.
                          Fair.

                          We have done the same on our forum, mostly with racist/homophobic slurs.
                          I do things.

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                            Originally posted by JasonC View Post
                            I just showed him the door. Although pointed him toward r3v and e30zone Facebook
                            Jason if I ever meet you in person I owe you a beer.
                            Steve • Toronto
                            1991 318is • Brillantrot
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                              We are getting hammered with rain. Coupled with the Mississippi River nearly topping the levees, makes for a pricarious weekend.
                              I do things.

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                                Originally posted by Melon View Post
                                We are getting hammered with rain. Coupled with the Mississippi River nearly topping the levees, makes for a pricarious weekend.
                                Seems to be the story for a lot of North America so far this spring / summer...minus BC which is already having dry weather and forest fires.
                                Steve • Toronto
                                1991 318is • Brillantrot
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