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    My feet hurt

    --Mike
    (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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      My life hurts
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      1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
      1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
      1991 318is - Sold
      1986 325 - Sold

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        My ass hurts.
        "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
        The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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          Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
          My ass hurts.
          by chance did you wake up this morning alone in the middle of the wilderness, in a tent, face down, buck ass naked with grease all over the back of your legs?
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          Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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            OK so if you have a bucket full of sand that weight 10 pounds, what can you put into the bucket to make it lighter?
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            Umass Amherst
            05 wrx sti

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              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
              by chance did you wake up this morning alone in the middle of the wilderness, in a tent, face down, buck ass naked with grease all over the back of your legs?
              It was Crisco, but yeah.
              "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
              The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                Originally posted by e30onBBSs View Post
                OK so if you have a bucket full of sand that weight 10 pounds, what can you put into the bucket to make it lighter?
                A hole

                --Mike
                (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                  Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph View Post
                  A hole

                  --Mike
                  :p
                  If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                    Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph View Post
                    A hole

                    --Mike


                    Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
                    :p
                    got em lol
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                    Umass Amherst
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                      Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                      It was Crisco, but yeah.
                      !

                      i hate it when that happens! its the memory loss part that sucks the most.
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                      Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                      88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                      92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                      88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                      88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                      87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                      12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                        Nonsense Thread

                        Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                        !



                        i hate it when that happens! its the memory loss part that sucks the most.

                        I've heard Blunt is a morning cuddler, so it can't be that bad?

                        Lol

                        I hate my car right now. My interior is a soup sandwich, I just want to rip out the drivetrain, constant problems. The suspension is blown.
                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                        Originally posted by Northern
                        beer is my new liver cleanse.

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                          list of things i'm scared of:

                          The story arcs in most Dr. Suess books
                          Big fat bull dyke lesbians
                          Automatic doors that have a sign taped to it reading "Please use other door"
                          Spam emails written in Chinese
                          A herd of rabid Yorkshire Terriers
                          The Queen of England
                          Shag carpeting
                          When a download seems to freeze at 99%
                          The aliens from the movie Independence Day
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                            Thought I'd let the world know, I ate a chicken quesadilla today and it was good. Carry on

                            91 Alpinweiss2 318is OBD2 S52

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                              Originally posted by E30 Wagen View Post
                              list of things i'm scared of:

                              The story arcs in most Dr. Suess books
                              Big fat bull dyke lesbians
                              Automatic doors that have a sign taped to it reading "Please use other door"
                              Spam emails written in Chinese
                              A herd of rabid Yorkshire Terriers
                              The Queen of England
                              Shag carpeting
                              When a download seems to freeze at 99%
                              The aliens from the movie Independence Day
                              This could be it's own thread.

                              Angry wife
                              Predetonation (the Flyboy way)
                              Predetonation (the internal combustion way, pun not intended)
                              Getting in the way of a moving train at work
                              Electricity (going through me)
                              Taking off, flying. I deal, but makes me anxious.
                              Those dolls that have eyes that follow you.
                              When flashing a tune and the flash stops mid way, while I'm 30 miles from home.
                              No E30 Club
                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                              Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                                Fuck TORX bolts.
                                "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                                http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                                The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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