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    Just don't call her "sis" while giving her the hot beef injection and you should be golden.

    But in all seriousness, there's nothing wrong with the age difference. If she's comfortable with going on a date with you, just be chill. Be yourself and have fun. That's all that matters.
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      The other day I went through a McDonald's drive thru and the chick seriously asked if I wanted it to stay or to go...
      I wanted to make fun of her or ask her if she wanted me to stay but I knew that would likely result in more spit and boogers in our stuff.
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        Hahaha that's a good one

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          Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
          Just don't call her "sis" while giving her the hot beef injection and you should be golden.

          But in all seriousness, there's nothing wrong with the age difference. If she's comfortable with going on a date with you, just be chill. Be yourself and have fun. That's all that matters.

          Yea man, we are all pretty chill. We chat quite a bit, but now it's just getting the whole date thing settled, and trying to fix my E30 by that time




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          Originally posted by flyboyx
          how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
          Originally posted by Northern
          beer is my new liver cleanse.

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          Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
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            Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
            Yea man, we are all pretty chill. We chat quite a bit, but now it's just getting the whole date thing settled, and trying to fix my E30 by that time
            Take her to a movie. Go for a drive and eat by the car and shoot the shit. Those are how my dates roll.
            "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
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              Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
              Take her to a movie. Go for a drive and eat by the car and shoot the shit. Those are how my dates roll.

              Lol. I'm gonna see what she wants to do. It's pretty cold here right now. 30s in the evening.

              I haven't talked to her about cars yet. If I find out she likes cars, I may take her to Pole Position or Dallas Karting Complex. But ultimately it'll be her decision.


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              Originally posted by flyboyx
              how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
              Originally posted by Northern
              beer is my new liver cleanse.

              Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
              Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
              Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
              '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
              Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                And she just told me she has boyfriend


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                Originally posted by flyboyx
                how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                Originally posted by Northern
                beer is my new liver cleanse.

                Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                  Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                  And she just told me she has boyfriend


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                  DOH!!!!!!!! In that case, maybe you should do what your sig says.
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                    Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                    DOH!!!!!!!! In that case, maybe you should do what your sig says.

                    Lol I'd do it in a heartbeat. Dude if she has a boyfriend then Damn... He's really lenient, cuz she flirted with me so much I was thinking she wanted me to lay the pipe.


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                    Originally posted by flyboyx
                    how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                    Originally posted by Northern
                    beer is my new liver cleanse.

                    Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                    Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                    Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                    '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                    Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                      Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                      And she just told me she has boyfriend
                      OOH.

                      Aaaand cockblocked.
                      "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                      http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                      The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                        Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                        OOH.



                        Aaaand cockblocked.

                        Yea, we were texting a little while afterwards, and she's like "you seem irritated. What's up?" I just stopped responding all together after that.

                        Man, I'm sick of all the dating bs. This is the second time in a month.


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                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                        Originally posted by Northern
                        beer is my new liver cleanse.

                        Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                        Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                        Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                        '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                        Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                          Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                          Yea, we were texting a little while afterwards, and she's like "you seem irritated. What's up?" I just stopped responding all together after that.

                          Man, I'm sick of all the dating bs. This is the second time in a month.
                          I mean, I think it's kinda ratchet, but there's always Tinder and shit like that if you're looking for one night stands to keep you from dickwetting deficiency. I hear a lot of people are using it these days.
                          "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                          http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                          The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                            Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                            And she just told me she has boyfriend
                            Just because someone has a car already doesn't mean they don't want to take another for a test drive and see if there's a better one out there.
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                              Originally posted by agent View Post
                              Just because someone has a car already doesn't mean they don't want to take another for a test drive and see if there's a better one out there.

                              I got the "your a really cool guy and I can see us being great friends" line last night. At that point, I just gave up. Realized it wasn't worth my time.


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                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                              Originally posted by Northern
                              beer is my new liver cleanse.

                              Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                              Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                              Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                              '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                              Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                                Yeah I'd run too.

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