Nonsense Thread

[Sonny]

Nonsense Thread


R3V, thanks everyone, cheers for the joy you all have gave me!

[ButtJuice]

Anyone ever been aggressively eye fucked by someone that has an engagement/marriage ring on?

Earlier tonight at the local watering hole I noticed some cute girl staring at me. Initially I thought I was mistaken/overthinking but she was relentless, she’d walk past while engaging eye contact etc. Anyway, I left shortly after I noticed the ring. Poor fella that’s tying the knot with that one.

[Sonny]

Nonsense Thread

Anyone ever been aggressively eye fucked by someone that has an engagement/marriage ring on?

Earlier tonight at the local watering hole I noticed some cute girl staring at me. Initially I thought I was mistaken/overthinking but she was relentless, she’d walk past while engaging eye contact etc. Anyway, I left shortly after I noticed the ring. Poor fella that’s burying the hatch with that one.

You sure she wasn’t looking at your mustache?

[ButtJuice]

She probably sensed that I don’t own an m10 or cohabitate with birds.

[majdomo]

She probably sensed that I don’t own an m10 or cohabitate with birds.

Haaaahaha


Ezekiel 25:17

[Sonny]

Win.

[majdomo]

Anyone ever been aggressively eye fucked by someone that has an engagement/marriage ring on?

Earlier tonight at the local watering hole I noticed some cute girl staring at me. Initially I thought I was mistaken/overthinking but she was relentless, she’d walk past while engaging eye contact etc. Anyway, I left shortly after I noticed the ring. Poor fella that’s tying the knot with that one.

You shoulda talked to her. No idea how that could have gone, no harm in a little conversation imo


Ezekiel 25:17

[roguetoaster]

You know, women and possibly men wear rings indicating engagement/marriage when they aren't either of those. It's probably even good bait as the married guys here might care to confirm.

But really, she just wanted you to join her threesome.

[flyboyx]

bait and switch! you show up to the gangbang thinking you are gonna get some hoo-ha, but end up getting pegged.....by both of them...except the guy isn't using a strap on. aaaaannnnd...white creamy stufff drains out of your poop hole for 3 days.


DOH!!!! :)

[2mAn]

bait and switch! you show up to the gangbang thinking you are gonna get some hoo-ha, but end up getting pegged.....by both of them...except the guy isn't using a strap on. aaaaannnnd...white creamy stufff drains out of your poop hole for 3 days.


DOH!!!! :)

just the kind of comment to kick of my day :rofl:

I have to agree that the ring seems to be bait, I never wore rings and now I have my wedding band and another ring on my "other" ring finger (right hand) and I swear women will chat me up when Im minding my own business...

[Powling]

just the kind of comment to kick of my day :rofl:

I have to agree that the ring seems to be bait, I never wore rings and now I have my wedding band and another ring on my "other" ring finger (right hand) and I swear women will chat me up when Im minding my own business...

Its just like Alec Baldwin said in The Departed...

“Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you’re not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think ‘at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.’ Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.”

[MrBurgundy]

Women will wear a ring even if they're not married.. ..because they just get hit on.. all the time... it's just sooo hard...


Or she's a hoe..


Should have watered her hole, nonetheless

[flyboyx]

just the kind of comment to kick of my day :rofl:

I have to agree that the ring seems to be bait, I never wore rings and now I have my wedding band and another ring on my "other" ring finger (right hand) and I swear women will chat me up when Im minding my own business...

It’s not the ring Simon. It because you are so fawking hawt!!!!!!

[Sonny]

It’s not the ring Simon. It because you are so fawking hawt!!!!!!

I mustache what’s the secret ?

[MrBurgundy]

I mustache what’s the secret ?

The secret is being hawt.


Don't think too much about it.