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LOL oh Burgundy, sorry to hear.
If all else fails, always refer to my signature below \/If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!Comment
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oh lawd! lol
at least sharpie her name and phone number on the shitter stalls at your local truck stop.
send all those shagging vids you guys made to youporn and recoup some of those repair dollas.sigpic
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Sabotage her ride so she has to come back, then extract "payment" and don't fix the vehicle. Or you know, let her walk her own path how she wants and move on to the next one.Comment
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I feel like I'm the only guy here that doesn't film shag sessions... y'all are crazy.
TBH I've never once in my life received a nude from a girl I was seeing.. I need to find crazier ones, I guess..
anyways, I need to stop banging vegan wannabe yoga instructors in LA, but that's all there is out front of Whole Foods, so it's pretty tough rn..
The chick I'm going out with tonight is a fucking vegan yoga girl too..Comment
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I feel like I'm the only guy here that doesn't film shag sessions... y'all are crazy.
TBH I've never once in my life received a nude from a girl I was seeing.. I need to find crazier ones, I guess..
anyways, I need to stop banging vegan wannabe yoga instructors in LA, but that's all there is out front of Whole Foods, so it's pretty tough rn..
The chick I'm going out with tonight is a fucking vegan yoga girl too..
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Originally posted by SonnyBuy the E30s, they ain't gonna last long
E30 can make you, E30 can break youComment
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Keep her number.
Then when she’s moved on to another guy, and they’ve been together for awhile or maybe even engaged, you call her out of the blue. Take her out “to catch up”, get her drinking and talking about the old days. Then shag her senseless and drop her off back home..
..not that I’ve ever done anything like that in my younger years.
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Hell no, I'm not gay.
Keep her number.
Then when she’s moved on to another guy, and they’ve been together for awhile or maybe even engaged, you call her out of the blue. Take her out “to catch up”, get her drinking and talking about the old days. Then shag her senseless and drop her off back home..
..not that I’ve ever done anything like that in my younger years.
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After what happened, I think it's safe to assume, she's that kind of person, so I'll be that guy ;)Comment
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I love making breakfast on the grill. Something about bacon cooked outside... mmmmmm bacon.No E30 ClubOriginally posted by MrBurgundyAnyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.Comment
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I feel like I'm the only guy here that doesn't film shag sessions... y'all are crazy.
TBH I've never once in my life received a nude from a girl I was seeing.. I need to find crazier ones, I guess..
anyways, I need to stop banging vegan wannabe yoga instructors in LA, but that's all there is out front of Whole Foods, so it's pretty tough rn..
The chick I'm going out with tonight is a fucking vegan yoga girl too..
Come up to my neck of the woods where the girls are married and have face bruising, or are single, have a kid, alcoholic, and probably have an std they don't know about yet.
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