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    Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
    Prime day:
    Whose getting this bad boy?
    https://www.amazon.com/Human-Touch-G...DCAS90EVDTK2KC
    I'd fill that with so many farts.

    You get relaxed and just let one rip.
    Chair don't judge, chair don't care.
    I do things.

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        Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
        chair only loves
        This guy gets it.
        I do things.

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          ever wonder how many lbs of farts have accumulated in a sofa?
          blasting farts deep into a cushion like impregnating it there has to be some shit left
          in there.

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            Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
            ever wonder how many lbs of farts have accumulated in a sofa?
            blasting farts deep into a cushion like impregnating it there has to be some shit left
            in there.
            That's not normally how you try to impregnate a couch ..... but to each thier own

            Full disclosure I have never partaken in the sport of couch fucking. But back in high school a buddy of mine caught his cousin fucking a couch
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              Originally posted by 2mAn View Post


              I need to get my Datsun wrapped up because while I dont drive it, I am daydreaming new projects and cars I want to own....
              Been currently obsessing over a severely depreciated GT car... why do I want to move from ~2000-2500# cars to something thats damn close to 4000? ... WTF is wrong with me
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                fecal fascination
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                m52b28
                3.73lsd
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                  Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
                  facile fascination
                  must be something like that... shear boredom too...

                  edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...
                  Simon
                  Current Car:
                  -2000 330i Estate, the dad-mobile
                  -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



                  Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                    Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                    must be something like that... shear boredom too...

                    edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...
                    Sounds like you want a Corvette

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                      Originally posted by Motheye99 View Post
                      Sounds like you want a Corvette


                      I have considered them, but no, this has room for 4 ...
                      Simon
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                      -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



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                        Originally posted by Melon View Post
                        I'd fill that with so many farts.

                        You get relaxed and just let one rip.
                        Chair don't judge, chair don't care.
                        i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.
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                          Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                          i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.


                          This is so on topic. Bravo.

                          My brother in law bought one of these things off CL. I’m never sitting in it ever ever ever...again.


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                            Originally posted by Motheye99 View Post
                            Sounds like you want a Corvette
                            I hear the call of my people.
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                              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                              i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.
                              I do things.

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                                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                                must be something like that... shear boredom too...

                                edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...
                                RIP you got it before the edit lol

                                So you dont want a vette, then get a CTS-V or even the Chevy SS, both can be had in 4door configurations.

                                My inner redneck wants to get an e39 m5, like I used to have, swap the s62 out for an LS3...there I said it...
                                1990 325is
                                m52b28
                                3.73lsd
                                g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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