Nonsense Thread

[Melon]

Prime day:
Whose getting this bad boy?
https://www.amazon.com/Human-Touch-G...DCAS90EVDTK2KC

I'd fill that with so many farts.

You get relaxed and just let one rip.
Chair don't judge, chair don't care.

[TeXJ]

chair only loves

[Melon]

chair only loves

This guy gets it.

[LowR3V'in]

ever wonder how many lbs of farts have accumulated in a sofa?
blasting farts deep into a cushion like impregnating it there has to be some shit left
in there.

[mrsleeve]

ever wonder how many lbs of farts have accumulated in a sofa?
blasting farts deep into a cushion like impregnating it there has to be some shit left
in there.

That's not normally how you try to impregnate a couch ..... but to each thier own

Full disclosure I have never partaken in the sport of couch fucking. But back in high school a buddy of mine caught his cousin fucking a couch

[2mAn]

I need to get my Datsun wrapped up because while I dont drive it, I am daydreaming new projects and cars I want to own....

Been currently obsessing over a severely depreciated GT car... why do I want to move from ~2000-2500# cars to something thats damn close to 4000? ... WTF is wrong with me

[TeXJ]

fecal fascination

[2mAn]

facile fascination

must be something like that... shear boredom too...

edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...

[Motheye99]

must be something like that... shear boredom too...

edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...

Sounds like you want a Corvette

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[2mAn]

Sounds like you want a Corvette

I have considered them, but no, this has room for 4 ...

[flyboyx]

I'd fill that with so many farts.

You get relaxed and just let one rip.
Chair don't judge, chair don't care.

i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.

[majdomo]

i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.

This is so on topic. Bravo.

My brother in law bought one of these things off CL. I’m never sitting in it ever ever ever...again.


Ezekiel 25:17

[Melon]

Sounds like you want a Corvette

I hear the call of my people.

[Melon]

i would never buy that... but i would go to sharper image to pound some methane into the leather all day every day. i would also be happy to show up at jeff bezo's house to drop ass all over his chair too. perhaps with some notice, i could binge on greasy mexican and cheap beer beforehand. i wonder how well it would contain the stank butt? for 10 grand, it oughta have one of those little fans that sucks the excess fumes deep into the very bowels of the chair.

[TeXJ]

must be something like that... shear boredom too...

edit: It might also be that Ive been thinking a V8 GT car would be great and I think I found one thats a good deal for someone like me, and was available in 6-speed... one of my main reasons why I wont look at the AMG 63 cars... though there is a T56 conversion kit.... but FFS ...

RIP you got it before the edit lol

So you dont want a vette, then get a CTS-V or even the Chevy SS, both can be had in 4door configurations.

My inner redneck wants to get an e39 m5, like I used to have, swap the s62 out for an LS3...there I said it...