i originially posted this in the craigslist section. the alpina guy reamed me a new asshole for being a dick. oh well, i guess i was, but this little shithead really pissed me off.
the link is now dead, but i think you can get the idea by reading my story below.
This guy....is an absolute fucking idiot. I see this ix for sale on denver Craig's. 2door coupe manual for 1400 bucks. I'm like....cool!
I call and the owner's mom answers the phone. She says that her son can't afford to buy a phone so he put her number in the ad. He finally calls me back about 18 hours later. He tells me that it only runs for ten seconds then quits. He says he did a manual swap on the car and that automatically shorted out the fuel pump since it crosses some enigmatic wire. I talk to this little inarticulate asshole for for about 20 minutes before he finally tells me the manual swap he did was from a 2wd car. This is pretty much the cardinal sin of ix's. He also says he gutted the interior because it's a race car. He goes on to say that its a real e30 and not one of those fake ones. In my mind, I am thinking: what the fuck are you talking about????? So....me being me, I probe a little deeper and ask, what is a " fake" e30????? He says all those e30's built before 1987 are fakes. Once again, I'm like:wtf???? I ask why are e30's before 1987 fakes? The little teenage turd gets pissed off, tells me i dont know anything about e30's, says he wishes everyone would stop calling his mom and wasting his time and hangs up on me.
Maybe you should state in your ad that you hacked your car up by doing a rwd swap, dingleberry. It would go nicely with you shitty pics.
This had to have been one of the dumbest people I have ever attempted to have a technical conversation with. I should have known he was mentally retarded the ad he posted. I have to look back and laugh......I needed to share this with r3v. I think everyone that reads this should call him up and ask it the car is a fake e30. I promise you will laugh at how stupid he is.
the link is now dead, but i think you can get the idea by reading my story below.
This guy....is an absolute fucking idiot. I see this ix for sale on denver Craig's. 2door coupe manual for 1400 bucks. I'm like....cool!
I call and the owner's mom answers the phone. She says that her son can't afford to buy a phone so he put her number in the ad. He finally calls me back about 18 hours later. He tells me that it only runs for ten seconds then quits. He says he did a manual swap on the car and that automatically shorted out the fuel pump since it crosses some enigmatic wire. I talk to this little inarticulate asshole for for about 20 minutes before he finally tells me the manual swap he did was from a 2wd car. This is pretty much the cardinal sin of ix's. He also says he gutted the interior because it's a race car. He goes on to say that its a real e30 and not one of those fake ones. In my mind, I am thinking: what the fuck are you talking about????? So....me being me, I probe a little deeper and ask, what is a " fake" e30????? He says all those e30's built before 1987 are fakes. Once again, I'm like:wtf???? I ask why are e30's before 1987 fakes? The little teenage turd gets pissed off, tells me i dont know anything about e30's, says he wishes everyone would stop calling his mom and wasting his time and hangs up on me.
Maybe you should state in your ad that you hacked your car up by doing a rwd swap, dingleberry. It would go nicely with you shitty pics.
This had to have been one of the dumbest people I have ever attempted to have a technical conversation with. I should have known he was mentally retarded the ad he posted. I have to look back and laugh......I needed to share this with r3v. I think everyone that reads this should call him up and ask it the car is a fake e30. I promise you will laugh at how stupid he is.
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