The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Ayman]

lol at you knowing i was going to post about your perfect grammar. but hey, propz.

[AbeSonic]

I'm fucked uppppp!!! Ahhhh yeeaahhhhhhhz!!
&bout.to sing sympathy for.the devil at kareoke
Uh tis.uh tis uh tis

[ubernasty]

I consider this stupid hah

fuckin tranny bolts, devon did work.

[b*saint]

I'd never cheat on my wife but this milf bar tender is wicked fucking hot

[Ryan...]

The bar I work at only hires hot waitress/bar staff between the ages of 18-25. It's awesome, but at the same time very depressing seeing as how I'm also taken :(

[evandael]

The bar I work at only hires hot waitress/bar staff between the ages of 18-25. It's awesome, but at the same time very depressing seeing as how I'm also taken :(

hold the phone, does this mean you're also a 18-25 hot waitress/bar staff member?


i'm drunk and stupid cause i desperately want to fuck my roommate (girl, platonic, though just barely) and have a gf. also stripped a copper bolt on the HPFP in my car about an hour ago, which explains the drunkenness.


she's such a good looking girl..


edit: i called her, dammittttt

[matthugie]

I'm just general vacation beach drunk. Alas, everyone passed out by 10, now I'm the asshole drinking alone and awake damn near midnight. I will say though, they all suck for passing out early.

[Vince30]

Made a new drinking game! Its called "Say something in spanish then chug your beer." Its pretty complicated but it is highly effective.

[r3vRob]

I'm hammered, My last good friend moves to Cali tomorrow and I'm stuck in NJ.............. and i just want to leave....... damn

[Ayman]

Made a new drinking game! Its called "Say something in spanish then chug your beer." Its pretty complicated but it is highly effective.

how do you play?

[Dj Buttchug]

party at my house. tequila all night. dooinnnnitttt

[MrSlacker]

My girl left to Spain today to 2 week vacation so I finally opened this bad boy up


4 glasses and I am petty messed up... Going away for the weekend to celebrate dude8383's, audiphile's and another buddy's in the AM so a lot more alcohol and duachebaggery coming up!

[InuFaye]

got wasted last night and had the most incredible beer shits ever.

On the plus side I found a dollar PBR's in Norfolk.

[Ayman]

cross-faaaaayded foolz.

[Mlarsen]

I almost traded my e30 for a clapped out integra last night, I need to stop drinking.