Craziest shit you've done at work.

[SpecM]

I did a huge rolling burn-out in my '88 s-eta on a wet shop floor at the Toyota dealership I used to work at

almost hit everything and everyone in the place

[quikveedb2]

at my first job, a grocery store, at about 16 years old, i used to load up a grocery cart with garbage, walk down the beer aisle and stack cases of beer under the trash, and throw it in the dumpster out back, then fill my trunk on my break. i ate some acid and decided quit that same job one day about 3 years later.

i told a waitress to "suck me off, bitch" on the (open) line one crazy fucking busy night, classic. did not get fired.

smoking blunts in the basment at jiffy lube was always fun.

starting the day with white russians when i was cooking at the lodge at sunspot was once a regular thing, and they usually kept coming throughout the day, along with copious bowls. i've gotten so drunk after work there that i puked off the chairlift on the way down many times. a dishwasher once fell off the chair in front of me drunk, he was fine, but had to get a ride up on a sno-mo for the rest of his days there. there is more.

[dashboardmonkey]

Fell asleep, snoring and all under a car at a shop I worked at.

One of the other techs kicked my foot, to warn me the shop owner was coming out of the office.

Didn't get caught though.

Andy

[CleanAzzE30z]

I cant post the top, like.......4-5 craziest things that I have done at work.



Mariano

[325_e30]

well I really didn't do this at work but I quit by fucking my boss' GF and emailed him some nudes of said ex stating that I resign. Come to think of it I never even recieved my final paycheck. =-/

[James Crivellone]

1) Fell backwards onto an open breaker panel and hit the main..which in turn completed a nice mid-day test of our UPS gear.

2) Accidently printed confidential employee information to an offsite remote office call center printer.

3) Reset the phone system during the day with over 100 people on the phone.

4) Fell off a ladder, severing several fiber DS3 jumpers in the process

5) Stepped on a false ceiling tile and fell into somebody's office.

6) Attempted to date a coworker....yeah don't do that!

I love management now, the most I need to worry about is my budget and what my team is up to!

[TwoJ's]

I've been working at home since I graduated. But I had a business and marketing class in high school and I was the manager of a little student store/smoothie and coffee stand thing. My girlfriend was in the class at the time, and we closed the store down between lunch periods. She and I were in there, and she wore a skirt one day, so she sat up on the counter, and I nailed her right there. It was the most dangerous and least satisfying sex I've ever had. I was too scared to get in to it enough to blow.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Come on... Am I the only (ex)raging (now sober) alcoholic in here?

Oh hell yea! :D

This winter alone:

Nailed a girl in the walk in chiller.

Tag teamed two girls in a couple of booths with a mate. Several calls of "change!" were made.

Had sex in the office duting full service.

Dressed up at pat bateman and smashed things with an axe while drunk. Including taking the top off a fire extinguisher.

Passed out drunk in a bottle bin.

[jimsill]

well. i didnt do this, but i was associated with it...

Working on a project (i am a painting contractor) at a local restaurant/banquet hall. It was the dead of winter, and they were refacing the whole building and remodeling the lobby, so they had large propane tanks to supply heat behind huge poly tarps while the front of the building was off. My decorator was leaving the site and tripped on the line that connected the tank to the heater, and withing seconds we heard a huge pop and saw a wall of flames as the poly tarps began to burn. The tank was a 5 foot flame thrower, and proceeded to burn down almost the entire project within 3 days of the grand re-opening. I was awstruck as i watched 2 weeks of custom installations and hard work burn if front of me. Surreal.

[ldsbeaker]

I can't post the crazy stuff I've done, either.
This little thing called hazing, yeah.

[SpecM]

This little thing called hazing, yeah.

hazing is fun

unless you're the one being hazed

[BeirBrennerE30]

In high school i got a job at a used car dealer installing aftermarket alarms and crap. They hired me and some other kid and had me train him to do it. After i trained him, they fired me for no reason since they were paying the other kid less... oh yeah and they never paid me. I called the city to bitch, he said he paid me, city looked into it and found that he was laundering money through the dealership. I believe he is still in jail now and the dealership was closed

I still never got paid...

[evil_twin]

I've never done anything too crazy... We used to inflate latex gloves and draw the face of our Service Manager and hang them everywhere calling him chicken shit, and sometimes we would completely trash the garage of the dealership because he couldn't keep an employee long enough to take out the trash. Fun times...

[Turf1600]

I worked at a skatepark for a long time so I got away with not working pretty much all the time. I'm pretty sure I just skated like 80% of the time.

Otherwise, I walked out on a job once. I showed up in the morning - decided it wasn't worth it - and left without telling a soul. I went back 2 weeks later and picked up my paycheck. It was awkward.

[bimmerpirate]

Drifting the work truck in the rain. That's bout it so far.