Craziest shit you've done at work.

[SamE30e]

Well.. I just got fired about 45 minutes ago.

I'm pretty bummed.

At the same time I told my district manager that he looks like a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in baby blue, he made a smart ass remark to me while he was firing me.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Well, I got pissed at one of my techs, and used an axle boot steel tie to zip a can of brake cleaner to his catalytic converter.


Oh, and at an off-road shop I worked at for two days, I installed a complete h2 lift kit with all the left stuff on the right, and vice versa, then used jb weld on all the bolt threads, cuz the owner was an ass. (shop owners new truck)


I never got paid either.

[Ral]

IIRC, he is a Marine. His hazing>your hazing.

hazing is fun

unless you're the one being hazed

And I never really did much crazy shit that wasn't a part of work.

[Dozyproductions]

Use to work in an Italian restaurant as the dish boy. I was known for singing and making a couple of the cooks and hostesses do it too.

One night I got all the 3 cooks (one had a battery operated boom box) and two hostesses to start singing the theme song of duck tales. We started strutting from the back of the restaurant to the floor with the cook having the boom box on his shoulder playing the instrumentals of the theme.

We sung about 80% of the song in front of the customers. When it was done a couple tables left while the others gave us a standing ovation. This was during a Friday night rush too btw.

[e30evolution]

I worked at Jiffy Lube while in High School... There was an old crazy guy who could only vacuum and wash windows. He would later go through the vacuum bags looking for the change that he sucked up.

One day i saw that the vacuum bag was getting full so I decided to shit in an empty garbage can and suck it up into the vacuum for him to search through. He didn't make it too far before he decided he could live without the change this time.

For the next like 3 months however it smelled like absolute shit every time that vacuum was turned on.

[Turf1600]

Use to work in an Italian restaurant as the dish boy. I was known for singing and making a couple of the cooks and hostesses do it too.

One night I got all the 3 cooks (one had a battery operated boom box) and two hostesses to start singing the theme song of duck tales. We started strutting from the back of the restaurant to the floor with the cook having the boom box on his shoulder playing the instrumentals of the theme.

We sung about 80% of the song in front of the customers. When it was done a couple tables left while the others gave us a standing ovation. This was during a Friday night rush too btw.

That may be one of the gayest things I've ever heard.

[rThor432]

Haha.

[Bavarian3]

Played Oregon Trail.

[Dozyproductions]

That may be one of the gayest things I've ever heard.

beats being an asshole.

[der affe]

i used to work for XXXXXan dodge in Scottsdale.
after a year and a half of cleaning up the parts department and making it turn a profit, the GM wiped out the entire parts department and brought in his friend that managed a KIA parts department. he did all this 1 week before Xmas. mother fucker! no severance pay, nothing!

fast forward to Feb.
Friday night, go drinking finish up with a super nacho and 2 carne asada burritos from Los betos. he always left his office door unlocked for the cleaning crew who came at 8:30am sat morning.
12:30 PM while everyone was at lunch on sat, i snuck into his office, pulled out his chair and took a giant nasty booze and Mexican food shit on his chair, pushed it under his desk, and locked/closed the door for the weekend.

on Monday morning, justice was served in my eyes, for the moment.

in march, i had 3 tons of sand dumped behind his cars blocking the driveway at 5AM.

then i felt vindicated

[jflip2002]

I had a shitty job in a deli, owned by some indians, real pieces of shit. I ALWAYS had to clean the old smelly chicken blood. I worked with their nephew who make $15 an hour to do NOTHING while I made minimum wage. Well, theyd always laugh when theyd tell me to go clean the chicken blood trays, like it was a joke. So before I quit, I shit on the floor in bathroom (which the nephew did clean), and spilled the chicken blood all over the floor. FUCK THEM lol.

[scabzzzz]

I stole a bunch of shit. From almost everywhere I worked.
When I knew I was quitting my last job, it was a call center (never again), I smoked at my desk. I smoked in the bathrooms. I didnt do shit. Ever.

I sold drugs a long time ago at my hotel job. And used their rooms for sexual intercourse. I stole food a whole lot too. Toilet paper. I never went ot the grocery store, ever. :)

Of course, I play it safe at my current job. Never really did anything wrong here.

[SpecM]

Of course, I play it safe at my current job. Never really did anything wrong here.

yea right

[mikegar]

i removed the wrong tree once. once tought a little kid to say fuck yo couch nigga, and he started to repeat it loud in the showroom in front of the coustomers.

[Collin]

one time i totally killed a hobo with a claw hammer