Craziest shit you've done at work.

[Scotaku]

Worst I ever did was race the pallet jacks around the warehouse I worked at, Freshman year. It was an art supply joint and rarely did we get big orders that required the big powered jacks. So we each had a hydraulic roll-around jack that we could cart pallets full of crap with. We'd ride them backwards like scooters in between picking and packing orders, When all the orders were filled for that shift, we'd go Daytona 500 on those stupid things racing and drifting through the whole place. 'Had to be careful though because each one was probably 2-250 lbs sitting still and that much heavier when moving, er, crashing into something.

[SpecM]

one time i totally killed a hobo with a claw hammer

dude... what now? :|

[Collin]

dude... what now? :|

Nothing, no one can top that shit.

[euroshark]

The guys at my tire shop used to play the penis showing game that is now so famous thanks to "Waiting". What a blast... It sounds gay, but I'm telling you guys, it's the most fun any of us ever had in that shit hole. Hiding in the tire racks with your balls out, stalking your prey... Or hiding in customer cars ready to rock when the bay manager hops in to pull the car out... FUCKING PRICELESS.

[lennon]

I worked at a skatepark for a long time so I got away with not working pretty much all the time. I'm pretty sure I just skated like 80% of the time.

Otherwise, I walked out on a job once. I showed up in the morning - decided it wasn't worth it - and left without telling a soul. I went back 2 weeks later and picked up my paycheck. It was awkward.

what skatepark?

[SpecM]

The guys at my tire shop used to play the penis showing game that is now so famous thanks to "Waiting". What a blast... It sounds gay, but I'm telling you guys, it's the most fun any of us ever had in that shit hole. Hiding in the tire racks with your balls out, stalking your prey... Or hiding in customer cars ready to rock when the bay manager hops in to pull the car out... FUCKING PRICELESS.

rules of game?

[Devil Inc]

Go rent "Waiting" for educational purposes. I can't recall the specifics off hand.

[318isbmw]

Best we ever did was drink afterhours w/ the bosses and drive their cars everywhere. Went for a few joyrides when we'd go to the dump but that was about it.

[Farbin Kaiber]

That's ghey, I work in a tire shop, and would kill hobo's with a claw hammer if one of my techs did that.

[euroshark]

rules of game?

No rules, just getting the other guys to look at your shit... Penalties aren't necessary when it's truly an unpleasant experience. I got one dude who was pulling a car in by climbing to the top of a tire rack right in front of his bay, kinda standing with one leg on each side of the aisle, and when he saw my junk he freaked out and almost drove off the front of the lift! Seriously, penis showing game ftw.

I got a mormon kid pretty good once too. He was bolting a wheel on and I got right behind him, whipped my nuts out, and touched his ear... He slowly turned his head and as he did my ball sack streaked his safety glasses. He had absolutely no expression on his face, and ended up just turning his head back toward the car and sitting there perfectly still. I think it damaged him.

[Alkasquawlik]

No rules, just getting the other guys to look at your shit... Penalties aren't necessary when it's truly an unpleasant experience. I got one dude who was pulling a car in by climbing to the top of a tire rack right in front of his bay, kinda standing with one leg on each side of the aisle, and when he saw my junk he freaked out and almost drove off the front of the lift! Seriously, penis showing game ftw.

I got a mormon kid pretty good once too. He was bolting a wheel on and I got right behind him, whipped my nuts out, and touched his ear... He slowly turned his head and as he did my ball sack streaked his safety glasses. He had absolutely no expression on his face, and ended up just turning his head back toward the car and sitting there perfectly still. I think it damaged him.

[Farbin Kaiber]

can't breathe on the Mormon ninja edit.

[euroshark]

[z31maniac]

Not my job, but had an old girlfriend who loved to blow me while we were in her office (an independent energy company here in Tulsa, would love to have a weekend and a bottle of Tequilla with her again, but don't think I'd give up the current GF for it).

[femme325is]

I used to work at a major retail joint and would regularly have quickies with my husband when he brought me lunch. We just locked the breakroom door and leaned against it trying to be as quiet as possible. lol! I don't think I could do it again, I just hated that job and didn't care if anyone caught on.