Peanut Butter = Evolution is a lie

[LBJefferies]

from an egg!

And a prehistoric bird laid the egg

[Atreus]

from an egg!

[LBJefferies]

for all you non believers.. What came first the Chicken or the Egg???

The chicken evolved.

[sonnyqm3]

for all you non believers.. What came first the Chicken or the Egg???

[joshh]

LB, I will actally agree with Josh on this one. You are out of line. Yes he was in a cult, luckily he was able to escape. I think he has a lot of room to bash on religion, he was close enough to it for long enough to truly bash it.

of all the shit Joshh does to be a total shit and fucktard, this is not one of them!

(Joshh, yes I got your back, but it would be a post from me with out somekind of bash right?)

The bash I can take if there's a reason for it. And expected.
Some people might get the idea I'm a total hater of everything...and I am, with the exception that I treat everyone the same. And I dislike for the same reason others that have a moral compass do....on their character.
But attacking someone and going that far is too much.

Thanks for the defense and the bash.

[rwh11385]

Fucking ignorant morons. The funny thing is that the theory they are criticizing isn't even remotely related to evolution.

Evolution merely explains how and why certain lifeforms are different than other lifeforms. Evolution does not explain where life came from. If you want, you can believe in evolution and also believe that God created life. These beliefs are completely compatible with one another.

It amazes and sickens me that there are still people in the 21st century who believe that the book of Genesis literally happened.

Yeah, but the organization religions want people to march in lock-step with what they doctrine as the truth. They cannot let interpretations slide as they lose control and do not know where people's beliefs may evolve to.

Yes, indeed God could have created life but Evolution could have changed the course of its development along the way.

Regardless, having the evidence that life was not created through nature being that ambient light and heat does not produce visible lifeforms in a vacuum is retarded. Close-minded as hell to believe that peanut butter proves anything about the origin of life.

[CorvallisBMW]

Isn't peanut butter pasteurized?

[z31maniac]

Fucking ignorant morons. The funny thing is that the theory they are criticizing isn't even remotely related to evolution.

Evolution merely explains how and why certain lifeforms are different than other lifeforms. Evolution does not explain where life came from. If you want, you can believe in evolution and also believe that God created life. These beliefs are completely compatible with one another.

It amazes and sickens me that there are still people in the 21st century who believe that the book of Genesis literally happened.

But if we were created in Gods (perfect) image, why would we need to evolve?

[Holland]

That video was a joke right? I honestly cannot take it seriously.

[Kershaw]

whoa. triple post. trying to drive the point home much?

once, i opened 7 jars of peanut butter simultaneously. life was created in one of them, spawning an entire rapid moving universe in my hand. i watched as planets and civilizations rose and fell, and as pbutterites nuked themselves into final oblivion before getting eaten. by me. on my sandwich.

[mar1t1me]

As above......

[mar1t1me]

Sorry. Smart phone not smart.

[mar1t1me]

This whole thing is funny. You can't "believe in" evolution any more than you can believe in gravity.

[briansjacobs]

LB, I will actally agree with Josh on this one. You are out of line. Yes he was in a cult, luckily he was able to escape. I think he has a lot of room to bash on religion, he was close enough to it for long enough to truly bash it.

of all the shit Joshh does to be a total shit and fucktard, this is not one of them!

(Joshh, yes I got your back, but it would be a post from me with out somekind of bash right?)

[Aptyp]

First time ever I voted "Rob". Couldn't take this seriously.


PS: WHAT IF evolutions happened by god merely opening a jar?