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  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107

    #166
    So its going to go in the E30 right :)
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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    • Iain
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2005
      • 2815

      #167
      I'm not cool enough to own a Bluebird :(
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      • Wh33lhop
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2009
        • 11705

        #168
        Best part is you can still say it's 24V swapped.
        paint sucks

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        • e30guydownunder
          E30 Modder
          • Jul 2008
          • 874

          #169
          Kinda wish I'd bought my brothers Datsun 1200 ute instead of my 318iS :(
          - Chris
          Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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          • dirtysix
            E30 Modder
            • Aug 2006
            • 806

            #170
            Here ya are.
            http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-292416226.htm

            Replete with poo brown insides! Was there any other colour back then??
            sigpic

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            • dirtysix
              E30 Modder
              • Aug 2006
              • 806

              #171
              Also, $6500!
              Holy fuck.
              sigpic

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              • e30guydownunder
                E30 Modder
                • Jul 2008
                • 874

                #172
                Originally posted by dirtysix
                Also, $6500!
                Holy fuck.

                t3/t4, oringed block, ecu and injectors....WOULD BE FUN
                - Chris
                Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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                • clutch-monkey
                  Member
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 59

                  #173
                  Originally posted by dirtysix
                  Here ya are.
                  http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-292416226.htm

                  Replete with poo brown insides! Was there any other colour back then??
                  nope, even my 911 of that era had brown interior.. with matching brown rollcage

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                  • Iain
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2815

                    #174
                    Originally posted by e30guydownunder
                    Kinda wish I'd bought my brothers Datsun 1200 ute instead of my 318iS :(
                    The E30 goes around corners at least...

                    Originally posted by dirtysix
                    Here ya are.
                    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-292416226.htm

                    Replete with poo brown insides! Was there any other colour back then??
                    I love brown cars, but I have an aversion to buying a Datsun. I... I just can't do it. Like Rosie O'Donnell putting down a cup-cake - it just doesn't happen. Their engines and gearboxes are great, but there is something about them I can't bring myself to love. I've been offered great deals on R32 GT-Rs, S13/14/15 Silvias/180SXs, even an RB26-headed 3.0L R31 GTS-R with all the good gear (hint: T04Z), but... it's still a fucking Datsun.

                    Having had a bit of a muckaround with a VQ30 on a shop floor last night, I'm amazed at how well its built and how light it is: 2 of us could easily carry the long engine. The only problem with this is stopping those waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesish drop bears from getting on the piss and stealing the waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesing thing.

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                    • DTM190
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 1107

                      #175
                      Originally posted by Iain

                      even an RB26-headed 3.0L R31 GTS-R with all the good gear (hint: T04Z), but... it's still a fucking Datsun.
                      :o

                      At least you arent ditching the 30, speaking of I stumbled across a pic of your old chilli pepper last night
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                      Originally posted by der affe
                      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                      • Iain
                        R3VLimited
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2815

                        #176
                        Originally posted by DTM190
                        :o

                        At least you arent ditching the 30, speaking of I stumbled across a pic of your old chilli pepper last night
                        Oh baby, where did our love go...? Oh that's right, into a fucking tree at the hands of the guy who bought it off me.



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                        • DTM190
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1107

                          #177
                          Second pic is the one I found, didnt realise it it humped a tree :(
                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                          Originally posted by der affe
                          first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                          if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                          • Ian Bowers
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 1120

                            #178
                            Originally posted by Iain
                            The only problem with this is stopping those waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesish drop bears from getting on the piss and stealing the waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesing thing.
                            I love the way you write. Awesome stuff.

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                            • Iain
                              R3VLimited
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2815

                              #179
                              GB - she was written off, too :(

                              Originally posted by Ian Bowers
                              I love the way you write. Awesome stuff.
                              Thank you. waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesery is a form of high art. Would you like to enrol in a course?
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                              • Ian Bowers
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 1120

                                #180
                                I would, but only if it includes a jar of Vegemite.

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