I had some time to spend on Meat Flange today and so got jiggy under the bonnet cleaning shit. Figured I needed to have a look at what I was working with for the next few months. And I was bored. And I had beer. So I scrubbed the Christ out of the rocker cover and took a look at the rocker gear - it looked like a volcano had taken a shit in there 'cause it was nice and black and crusty. Mmmm crusty black lava anal puss... mmmm... Tomorrow she's getting a litre of diesel in the oil filler to clean it out and some fresh oil.
At least the rest of it looks good. I do need to work out why my front fogs aren't working. Seeing how the light on the inside isn't turning on there is probably a bunyip molesting a relay in the engine bay - the one type of relay I don't have spare. Ballsack shitlips.
Actually, the only good thing for them is to be bathed in the urine of a thousand homeless bums before being launched, flaming, on a trebuchet into a field of Elvis impersonators.
Note, this is a trebuchet.
This is an Elvis impersonator ready for death by flaming nugget motor
This is a homeless bum.
At least the rest of it looks good. I do need to work out why my front fogs aren't working. Seeing how the light on the inside isn't turning on there is probably a bunyip molesting a relay in the engine bay - the one type of relay I don't have spare. Ballsack shitlips.
Originally posted by e30guydownunder
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Note, this is a trebuchet.
This is an Elvis impersonator ready for death by flaming nugget motor
This is a homeless bum.
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