It's funny how only about 1 out of 20 women have a sense of humor and 8/10 think you're cheating when you text asking to have sex.
This is actually a sociological survey.
This is actually a sociological survey.
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its a pic of her phone you fucks, i have a samsung moment. hate iphones....1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
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Great friend off of XBL
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: what?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: o_O
Me: So is that a yes?
Her: no
Her: o_O
Me: No to me tapping that?
her: yes
Her: yes thats a no
Her: lol
Me: Are you sure?
Me: What about after crackdown?
her: im not playing crackdown
Me: So
Me: can I tap it then?
Her: no
Me: Why not?
Her: why so?
Me: Because...
Me: Me so HORNY
Her: me love you long time
Me: Is that a yes?
Me: ;-)
Her: no lol
Me: How do I then?
Her: how do you what?
Me: Get to tap that?
Her: you dont
Her: o_O
Me: Why?
Me: ...
Her: why so?
Me: BECAUSE
Me: ME SO HORNY
Her: I'm not a dog toy.. go hump your bed instead ^^
Me: Already did, what about now?
(Then we talked about how lame Halo Reach is going to be)~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~
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It was on AIM, and she is my double team partner in Halo 3.Originally posted by chadthestampede View Post
You are a moron :)~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~
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after that conversation you are gonna call someone else a moron?
Closing SOON!"LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW
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I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
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o_0Originally posted by E30 F34R View PostYour signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
This is the internet. Just make something up.Comment
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Your friend is either a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl or MikeK.Originally posted by E30 F34R View Post-OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)
Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(Comment
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Jesus fuck, it was a joke...ya fucking moronOriginally posted by E30 F34R View Post
Closing SOON!"LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW
Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398
Thanks for 10 years of fun!Comment
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90 325is alpine2 m50b25 becoming a dorifto car.Comment
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This isn't very fun..
Me: Can I tap that...?
wife:
Me: can I tap that...?
wife:
Me: can I tap that...?
wife:
this sucks...!https://www.forabodiesonly.com/mopar...re-irs.356333/
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24 and she expresses herself all too well through AIM. She does lots of them...Originally posted by Optimator View Post~ Puch Cafe. ~ Do business? feedback ~ Check out my leather company ~
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lots of 14 y/o japanese school girls?My feedback:
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=186328
http://e30tech.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74911
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ME: Can I tap that?
GF: By that, do you mean my ass?
ME: You could say that.
15 minute pause in which I ignored her phone call so I could finish the experiment...
ME: I'll take your lack of response to mean that you're trying to figure out a way to say, "Yes! I can't wait."
ME: Sooo?
ME: Can I tap that?
GF: Maybe ;-)
ME: Well then "maybe" I'll mow your grass and "maybe" I'll tickle your back tonight."
GF: OOOoooooh, I like the sound of that!
ME: How did I know that would work?I get the feeling you don't all talk like that ;)Thanks for registering at R3VLimited Forums! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay.
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