Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

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  • Fusion
    No R3VLimiter
    • Nov 2009
    • 3658

    #241
    It's funny how only about 1 out of 20 women have a sense of humor and 8/10 think you're cheating when you text asking to have sex.
    This is actually a sociological survey.

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    • Atreus
      E30 Mastermind
      • Sep 2008
      • 1846

      #242
      its a pic of her phone you fucks, i have a samsung moment. hate iphones....
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      • F34R
        sLaughter
        • May 2009
        • 12390

        #243
        Great friend off of XBL

        Me: Can I tap that?

        Her: what?

        Me: Can I tap that?

        Her: o_O

        Me: So is that a yes?

        Her: no
        Her: o_O

        Me: No to me tapping that?

        her: yes

        Her: yes thats a no
        Her: lol

        Me: Are you sure?
        Me: What about after crackdown?

        her: im not playing crackdown

        Me: So
        Me: can I tap it then?

        Her: no

        Me: Why not?

        Her: why so?

        Me: Because...
        Me: Me so HORNY

        Her: me love you long time

        Me: Is that a yes?
        Me: ;-)

        Her: no lol

        Me: How do I then?

        Her: how do you what?

        Me: Get to tap that?

        Her: you dont
        Her: o_O

        Me: Why?
        Me: ...

        Her: why so?

        Me: BECAUSE
        Me: ME SO HORNY

        Her: I'm not a dog toy.. go hump your bed instead ^^

        Me: Already did, what about now?

        (Then we talked about how lame Halo Reach is going to be)
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        • chadthestampede
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jul 2008
          • 3600

          #244
          ^that never happened
          Originally posted by LJ851
          I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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          • F34R
            sLaughter
            • May 2009
            • 12390

            #245
            Originally posted by chadthestampede
            ^that never happened
            It was on AIM, and she is my double team partner in Halo 3.

            You are a moron :)
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            • StereoInstaller1
              GAS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22679

              #246
              after that conversation you are gonna call someone else a moron?

              Closing SOON!
              "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

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              • F34R
                sLaughter
                • May 2009
                • 12390

                #247
                Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                after that conversation you are gonna call someone else a moron?
                I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

                Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.
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                • 5spoke
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 1729

                  #248
                  Originally posted by E30 F34R
                  I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

                  Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.
                  o_0
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
                  This is the internet. Just make something up.

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                  • Optimator
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1396

                    #249
                    Originally posted by E30 F34R
                    Her: o_O
                    Her: o_O
                    Her: o_O
                    Her: ^^
                    Your friend is either a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl or MikeK.
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

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                    • StereoInstaller1
                      GAS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22679

                      #250
                      Originally posted by E30 F34R
                      I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

                      Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.
                      Jesus fuck, it was a joke...ya fucking moron

                      Closing SOON!
                      "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

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                      Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                      • dreamchasin
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 3890

                        #251



                        90 325is alpine2 m50b25 becoming a dorifto car.

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                        • MonkeyMadness
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 3251

                          #252
                          This isn't very fun..

                          Me: Can I tap that...?
                          wife:

                          Me: can I tap that...?
                          wife:

                          Me: can I tap that...?
                          wife:

                          this sucks...!
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                          • F34R
                            sLaughter
                            • May 2009
                            • 12390

                            #253
                            Originally posted by Optimator
                            Your friend is either a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl or MikeK.
                            24 and she expresses herself all too well through AIM. She does lots of them...
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                            • bataangpinoy
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1636

                              #254
                              lots of 14 y/o japanese school girls?
                              My feedback:
                              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=186328

                              http://e30tech.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74911

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                              • Skip535i
                                Member
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 51

                                #255
                                ME: Can I tap that?
                                GF: By that, do you mean my ass?
                                ME: You could say that.

                                15 minute pause in which I ignored her phone call so I could finish the experiment...

                                ME: I'll take your lack of response to mean that you're trying to figure out a way to say, "Yes! I can't wait."
                                ME: Sooo?
                                ME: Can I tap that?
                                GF: Maybe ;-)
                                ME: Well then "maybe" I'll mow your grass and "maybe" I'll tickle your back tonight."
                                GF: OOOoooooh, I like the sound of that!
                                ME: How did I know that would work?
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