Male massage

[squidmaster]

I... what? No, you read that wrong.

[CHIF8008]

gotta use a rubber man

[ohthejosh]

My mom teaches massage at a health institute.
She's like 60 now but she still does it.
Her classes are generally 20-30% male.

It's totally fine. You only get out of it what you make up in your head. It's good money, short hours, and you provide immediate and long-term help to lots of people.

Sucks that the instance ended up fucked, but try at a real location (spa, massage parlor). It's not terribly hard to get an LMT license.
Also, my mom has been doing house-calls for nearly 20 years and that's never happened (as far as I know). Just saying, it won't always be that. Just... idk... craigslist is sketch.

CG ad stated OP was going to get paid, OP does not want to pay for massage.

[squidmaster]

My mom teaches massage at a health institute.
She's like 60 now but she still does it.
Her classes are generally 20-30% male.

It's totally fine. You only get out of it what you make up in your head. It's good money, short hours, and you provide immediate and long-term help to lots of people.

Sucks that the instance ended up fucked, but try at a real location (spa, massage parlor). It's not terribly hard to get an LMT license.
Also, my mom has been doing house-calls for nearly 20 years and that's never happened (as far as I know). Just saying, it won't always be that. Just... idk... craigslist is sketch.

[Pantless Spency]

surprise was that guy was me,
thats why he wasn't wearing pants, joe never mentioned it i'm not sure why, probably why he didn't mention the buttsecks.





but in all seriousness that was hilarious as fuck, that dude was gonna massage your ass with his dick.
great story joe, you'll be glad to tell that story as an old man because thats fucking hilarious.

seriously stories like that are book-worthy, you should just keep looking for shit like that on Craigslist and make a book about your experiences,

i just hope you don't get raped/killed.
hahahhahahahahahah

[VANOS714]

You should of dropped a candle and burned the place down.

[xwill112x]

lol this is great, leading him on part definitly meant he was gonna sneak attack your ass hole mid massage lolz

[ohthejosh]

It takes its pants off. It puts face down on table. IT SHUTS ITS MOUTH. IT STOPS MOVING.










HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH best thread of 2012 so far.

[Ayman]

Just a lyrical GENIUS.

[Massimo]

"There i stood in the doorway;
He heard the door bell
I saw his basement massage room
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then he lit up alot of candles and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
It appears his friends are gonna run a train on me,
I thought I heard them say,
Welcome to the hotel Gangbang,
such a lovely place
such a pretty mouth you have
Anytime of year you can find us here

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door, with my ass full of cum,
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
Relax said the door man,
your ass is programmed to receive
you can checkout anytime you like
But you can never leave!"

You have to much time on your hands.

[ALYKZANDYR]

"There i stood in the doorway;
He heard the door bell
I saw his basement massage room
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then he lit up alot of candles and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
It appears his friends are gonna run a train on me,
I thought I heard them say,
Welcome to the hotel Gangbang,
such a lovely place
such a pretty mouth you have
Anytime of year you can find us here

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door, with my ass full of cum,
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
Relax said the door man,
your ass is programmed to receive
you can checkout anytime you like
But you can never leave!"

[Mr. Tasty]

holy shit thank you for the lolz.

[Massimo]

Candle lit basement. Seems legit.

[Raxe]

Sounds like he was just trying to make it a nice experience for you, talk about selfish!

Edit: "Leading him on" 100% means he thought you were in it for the sex.

[Dj Buttchug]

nice job avoiding surprise buttsecks. story is funny. would read again