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    I was out last night at a wedding bartending with this catering company my buddy owns. chics were all over me and the other bartender. At one point one of them came behind the bar and started dancing with me. I was cool with it she seemed S. American or something and thought I was too. You guys have no idea how often chics think I'm from whatever country they are from LOL it's freakin crazy!

    Anyway, I get home with a pile of 5's, 10's and 20's and while the GF is on the computer, I make it rain with cash and she's like wtf?! so I was like yea, "go buy yourself some lunch tomorrow, can't have ya goin hungry" LOL

    Then she notices I smell like other girls' perfume, and she's all like WTF IS THIS?! I was like ay yo! you dont' get mad at a mechanic for smelling like car exhaust when they come home from working on cars, why you trippin?!?!

    I tell ya, you just can't win
    If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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      Nothing warms the soul like doing donuts and powerslides in an snow covered parking lot without lightposts.

      So much fun.
      "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
      http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
      The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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        PSA. If you cook with jalapeños, sterilize your fucking hands before taking a piss. Just a usual washing isn't enough.

        My moisture missile has ignited into a fiery ball of fury. I tried washing it hastily, didn't work. Nothing fucking works, I feel like that pepper soaked my cock in napalm and lit a fucking match.

        So please, if you eat jalapeños, think of your dick.

        My wife is laughing at me.
        Last edited by Exodus_2pt0; 11-29-2015, 06:02 PM.
        No E30 Club
        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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          Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
          PSA. If you cook with jalapeños, sterilize your fucking hands before taking a piss. Just a usual washing isn't enough.

          My moisture missile has ignited into a fiery ball of fury. I tried washing it hastily, didn't work. Nothing fucking works, I feel like that pepper soaked my cock in napalm and lit a fucking match.

          So please, if you eat jalapeños, think of your dick.

          My wife is laughing at me.

          this....i have done. i suggest a blow job with milk.
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          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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            Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
            PSA. If you cook with jalapeños, sterilize your fucking hands before taking a piss. Just a usual washing isn't enough.

            My moisture missile has ignited into a fiery ball of fury. I tried washing it hastily, didn't work. Nothing fucking works, I feel like that pepper soaked my cock in napalm and lit a fucking match.

            So please, if you eat jalapeños, think of your dick.

            My wife is laughing at me.

            Greatest fucking thing I've read all day...



            In other news surgery fucking sucks... My fucking toe feels like its gonna fall off.


            1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
            1991 318i 4dr slick top


            Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
            Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
            Mtech 2 turbo restoration
            Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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              This thread makes my lunch break so much better.

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                Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph View Post
                This thread makes my lunch break so much better.

                Sent from my XT1064 using Tapatalk
                your welcome
                If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                  Nonsense Thread

                  This dude... Not sure if spam, troll, or just stupid.










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                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                  Originally posted by Northern
                  beer is my new liver cleanse.

                  Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                  Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                  Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                  '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
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                    ^wtf?
                    sigpic
                    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                      Yeah, that kid's an idiot. He's banned now.
                      Hank Ahrens
                      1984 Alpine Coupe
                      1978 911sc

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                        Been a member for 12 years and I have less than 100 posts. Life happens and I bought another E30 after 6 years

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                          Originally posted by Fuggly Stick View Post
                          Been a member for 12 years and I have less than 100 posts. Life happens and I bought another E30 after 6 years
                          welcome back
                          sigpic
                          Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                            So Scott Weiland died today.

                            STP will never be the same.
                            "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                            The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                              Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                              So Scott Weiland died today.

                              STP will never be the same.
                              Well, STP kicked him out so that wasn't gonna happen anyway. I knew he was having some issues, but damn. RIP.

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                                Suicide? It seems like there's been a rise of suicide lately. I grew up in a pretty small town and I was junior marshalfor the class graduating before me. A week before graduation a student killed herself. It was bad. A tulip was placed on her seat at graduation by every member of the class, totalling 104. After her two more kids took their own lives in my town within a period of three months. Shit like that really takes a toll on that small of a community.
                                Hank Ahrens
                                1984 Alpine Coupe
                                1978 911sc

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