Nonsense Thread

[Stanley Rockafella]

I was out last night at a wedding bartending with this catering company my buddy owns. chics were all over me and the other bartender. At one point one of them came behind the bar and started dancing with me. I was cool with it she seemed S. American or something and thought I was too. You guys have no idea how often chics think I'm from whatever country they are from LOL it's freakin crazy!

Anyway, I get home with a pile of 5's, 10's and 20's and while the GF is on the computer, I make it rain with cash and she's like wtf?! so I was like yea, "go buy yourself some lunch tomorrow, can't have ya goin hungry" LOL

Then she notices I smell like other girls' perfume, and she's all like WTF IS THIS?! I was like ay yo! you dont' get mad at a mechanic for smelling like car exhaust when they come home from working on cars, why you trippin?!?!

I tell ya, you just can't win

[UlrichFennec]

Nothing warms the soul like doing donuts and powerslides in an snow covered parking lot without lightposts.

So much fun.

[Exodus_2pt0]

PSA. If you cook with jalapeños, sterilize your fucking hands before taking a piss. Just a usual washing isn't enough.

My moisture missile has ignited into a fiery ball of fury. I tried washing it hastily, didn't work. Nothing fucking works, I feel like that pepper soaked my cock in napalm and lit a fucking match.

So please, if you eat jalapeños, think of your dick.

My wife is laughing at me.

[flyboyx]

PSA. If you cook with jalapeños, sterilize your fucking hands before taking a piss. Just a usual washing isn't enough.

My moisture missile has ignited into a fiery ball of fury. I tried washing it hastily, didn't work. Nothing fucking works, I feel like that pepper soaked my cock in napalm and lit a fucking match.

So please, if you eat jalapeños, think of your dick.

My wife is laughing at me.

this....i have done. i suggest a blow job with milk.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

PSA. If you cook with jalapeños, sterilize your fucking hands before taking a piss. Just a usual washing isn't enough.

My moisture missile has ignited into a fiery ball of fury. I tried washing it hastily, didn't work. Nothing fucking works, I feel like that pepper soaked my cock in napalm and lit a fucking match.

So please, if you eat jalapeños, think of your dick.

My wife is laughing at me.

Greatest fucking thing I've read all day...



In other news surgery fucking sucks... My fucking toe feels like its gonna fall off.

[15Michaeljoseph]

This thread makes my lunch break so much better.

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[Stanley Rockafella]

This thread makes my lunch break so much better.

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your welcome

[HennaE30]

Nonsense Thread

This dude... Not sure if spam, troll, or just stupid.










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[flyboyx]

^wtf?

[ahrensNW]

Yeah, that kid's an idiot. He's banned now.

[Fuggly Stick]

Been a member for 12 years and I have less than 100 posts. Life happens and I bought another E30 after 6 years

[flyboyx]

Been a member for 12 years and I have less than 100 posts. Life happens and I bought another E30 after 6 years

welcome back

[UlrichFennec]

So Scott Weiland died today.

STP will never be the same.

[rturbo 930]

So Scott Weiland died today.

STP will never be the same.

Well, STP kicked him out so that wasn't gonna happen anyway. I knew he was having some issues, but damn. RIP.

[ahrensNW]

Suicide? It seems like there's been a rise of suicide lately. I grew up in a pretty small town and I was junior marshalfor the class graduating before me. A week before graduation a student killed herself. It was bad. A tulip was placed on her seat at graduation by every member of the class, totalling 104. After her two more kids took their own lives in my town within a period of three months. Shit like that really takes a toll on that small of a community.