Nonsense Thread

[Hooffenstein HD]

I've got tonnes of those copyright infringement emails. Just ignore them and keep on torrenting.

Australias retarded government has forced ISP's to block piratebay and other torrenting sites, despite the fact that torrenting in itself is not illegal. All it takes is a little DNS change to get around that though.

[flyboyx]

thank you for the responses guys.

[HennaE30]

Well, after another short hiatus, I'm back R3v and keeping an eye out for another E30 (but that's another topic for another thread). I have a girl question for you guys.

So I met this girl in a Chemistry class, shes a bit older than me (22 to my 19) but we hit off almost instantly. She's big into music and gaming like I am, so that gives us a good common ground. Anyways, we were chatting and I invited her over tonight when she gets off class to "hangout", play video games and do whatever. She said yes, and is going to head this way when shes out. My question is: I have a sneaking suspicion I stand a fairly good chance to get lucky tonight, do you guys have any tips, or any subtle hints to pick up on?

P.S. I'm posting this partly for the advice, and partly because I know you guys never disappoint with the LOLs.

[MrBurgundy]

You have the one and only tip that is needed.

But I usually whip my dong out and throw both my hands up in a confused and surprised fashion. Then play the waiting game


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[MR E30 325is]

Well, after another short iatus, I'm back R3v and keeping an eye out for another E30 (but that's another topic for another thread). I have a girl question for you guys.

So I met this girl in a Chemistry class, shes a bit older than me (22 to my 19) but we hit off almost instantly. She's big into music and gaming like I am, so that gives us a good common ground. Anyways, we were chatting and I invited her over tonight when she gets off class to "hangout", play video games and do whatever. She said yes, and is going to head this way when shes out. My question is: I have a sneaking suspicion I stand a fairly good chance to get lucky tonight, do you guys have any tips, or any subtle hints to pick up on?

P.S. I'm posting this partly for the advice, and partly because I know you guys never disappoint with the LOLs.

If she whips out a titty and says "This bitch ain't gonna suck itself", you best get to sucking my man.

In all seriousness, I was in the same boat during college. I thought every girl that wanted to come hang out wanted to be boned, but that wasn't the case. While it did happen, on occasion, it was not a thing with every female.

Enjoy yourself and stay natural. Don't get overly amped about dropping a load on the titty you just got done sucking, cause it will throw you off your game too much. Women will pick up on this.

Make sure you breath. Especially when your mouth is full of tit.

[MrBurgundy]

^thats the truth.

Most bitches in college wanted to smoke my weed more than my pole.

Best of luck.


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[ThatM20Guy]

Nonsense Thread

Pics or it didn't happen


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[2mAn]

IF she wont go away even after you kicked her ass at Call of Duty, then ask her what she wants to play next, and look down at your penis and look back at her. If she smiles, take your pants off and thank R3V in the morning by giving us pics of her boobies

[HennaE30]

LOL let me make this note: I am not a virgin. I've had plenty of sex in my 19 years. That said, I've already told myself I wasn't going to pressure her into it at all, because I actually really like the girl and could see us being together.

Burgundy, I was actually surprised she said she doesn't smoke weed (which is a bit unfortunate, considering I enjoy it on occasion, but I respect her stance on it).

I'll see if I can drop a picture of her on here in a few, but sorry no n00ds.

[flyboyx]

my quote from a couple years ago that you have in your signature.......if all else fails, you could try that.

good luck with whatever happens

my suggestion would be not to push it on the first date. at all. i've made that mistake once or twice. sometimes it worked out sometimes it didn't. sometimes the chick never talked to me again....sometimes it just planted the seed for the next date.

i always looked at this whole thing kind of like a game of poker. flirt a little, toss out a small innuendo....kind of like anteing for a hand. she flirts back a bit. kind of like a raise. back and forth until the next thing you know, panties hanging are from the ceiling fan.

[Stanley Rockafella]

Pics or it didn't happen

[2mAn]

We need updates

[Powling]

LOL let me make this note: I am not a virgin. I've had plenty of sex in my 19 years.

[MR E30 325is]

LOL let me make this note: I am not a virgin. I've had plenty of sex in my 19 years.

See this? This right here? This is trying too hard. This is not acting natural.

I can guarantee you 100% that no one on this forum gives a single shit whether or not you have been laid.

Don't bring this attitude/mindset into your first interaction with said young lady. Disaster will strike far too quickly.

[MrBurgundy]

LOL let me make this note: I am not a virgin. I've had plenty of sex in my 19 years.