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  • flyboyx
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2008
    • 8371

    #4426
    Originally posted by rturbo 930
    So you get a set of wheels (value $1500 or less), or she gets a dog that requires a lot of time, barks, and over the course of its lifetime will very likely cost much more than $1500.

    Even if you'd like to have a dog, I don't see how that's a good deal. Just buy your own wheels and tell her to deal with it.
    i think situations like this are all about the challenge. if it were me, i would make the bet....just because.

    my wife and i bet oral sex on stupid shit all the time. anything from who is going to win the cowboy's game to how many jackass's will cut us off on a simple drive downtown for a dinner date. the secret is its a win win for me anyway.
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    • Ryan...
      R3VLimited
      • Feb 2010
      • 2448

      #4427
      Originally posted by flyboyx
      i think situations like this are all about the challenge. if it were me, i would make the bet....just because.

      my wife and i bet oral sex on stupid shit all the time. anything from who is going to win the cowboy's game to how many jackass's will cut us off on a simple drive downtown for a dinner date. the secret is its a win win for me anyway.
      2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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      • MR E30 325is
        No R3VLimiter
        • Dec 2008
        • 3299

        #4428
        Originally posted by Ryan...
        Fucking times a million.

        Smart man. I'm going to have to implement this strategy.
        My previous build (currently E30-less)
        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

        A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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        • flyboyx
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2008
          • 8371

          #4429
          lol. just toss a nickel in a coffee can every time it works for you. when the can gets full, feel free to send it my way.... ;)
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          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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          • 2mAn
            Moderator
            • Aug 2010
            • 20062

            #4430
            Im definitely going to implement that tactic.
            Simon
            Current Cars:
            -1966 Lotus Elan
            -1986 German Car
            -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

            Make R3V Great Again -2020

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            • LowR3V'in
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2004
              • 4209

              #4431
              black stuff comes out the kitchen sink when taking a shower in the upstairs bathroom.
              smells like rotten eggs / dead battery.

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #4432
                ^
                you need to call a plumber
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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                • LowR3V'in
                  R3V Elite
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4209

                  #4433
                  i'm going to try using the snek first though. :(

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                  • ThatOneEuroE30
                    R3V OG
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 8626

                    #4434
                    Originally posted by LowR3V'in
                    i'm going to try using the snek first though. :(


                    Your main house drain is plugged. You need to find pipe and pop the cap off it and run a really long snake down it. To push the plug out to the main line in the street. Once you do that shove your garden hose down it and let it run for a little while but not on full blast. That will insure that any left overs get washed out and the line is clean. I have gone through the same thing. My dads been a plumber for 30+ years.


                    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                    1991 318i 4dr slick top


                    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                    • flyboyx
                      R3V OG
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 8371

                      #4435
                      Better yet, Google "drain cleaning bladder". Get one of the appropriate size, hook it to your garden hose, push it in the cleanout as deep as it will go. Turn that fucker on full blast!!!! Its possible your blockage is between the cleanout and your house. If the first instruction doesnt work, take off the downstairs toilet closest to your outside line, insert said bladder again and blast away.
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                      Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                      88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                      92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                      88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                      88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                      87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                      12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                      • Mitt
                        Noobie
                        • Sep 2017
                        • 1

                        #4436
                        ¡Hola amigos! Este es el mejor tema aquí ;D :D
                        :coolphoto::devil:
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                        • Ryan...
                          R3VLimited
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 2448

                          #4437
                          Originally posted by Mitt
                          ¡Hola amigos! Este es el mejor tema aquí ;D :D
                          :coolphoto::devil:
                          Por favor, habla mas despacio.
                          2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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                          • flyboyx
                            R3V OG
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 8371

                            #4438
                            Que?
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                            Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                            • supermansocks95
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Feb 2016
                              • 756

                              #4439
                              Better start speaking Ingles, amigo.
                              88 325i Cabrio
                              04 Neon SRT-4

                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                              If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                              • TeXJ
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1914

                                #4440
                                Now I want some tacos...
                                1990 325is
                                m52b28
                                3.73lsd
                                g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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