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    I about wrecked the neon last night. I was going back home from class and going down main street. After 9pm, the lights for downtown flash yellow on main and flash red on the crossing streets. I was just cruising, minding my own business and see a car cross. Then, as I'm about to hit the intersection, this stupid old bitch in a van runs the red. Had I not slammed on my brakes in time, my front end would have been gone. How the fuck do people think it's okay to run that shit???
    88 325i Cabrio
    04 Neon SRT-4

    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
    If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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      people are stupid
      Simon
      Current Car:
      -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
      -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



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        Remember the wise words of George Carlin:

        "Think about how smart the average person is, and realize that half of em are dumber than that!"

        And oh shit! I finally made it into someones signature. Today is a great day!
        My previous build (currently E30-less)
        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

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          Nonsense Thread

          I had some chick pull out in front of me making a left hand turn with out even looking or stopping. I was doing 60 mph in my friends vert and no i wasnt wearing a seatbelt. Had i not swerved into on coming traffic and down shift to floor it passed her. I would not be typing this right now. People are just dumb and I personally think we need stricter regulations for getting a license. Should have to drive 20 hours in every weather condition and have a specific test for driving on the freeway and once you hit a certain age you should have to test every other year to drive the free way or drive at all. I swear i attract idiotic drivers and all my friends agree lol.

          End rant/


          1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
          1991 318i 4dr slick top


          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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            People are so dumb, you have to look both ways when crossing a one way street.


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            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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              When I get to that age where I can't even drive properly anymore, I'm just gonna end it right there. Next comes shitting my pants and I will never be ready for that.
              88 325i Cabrio
              04 Neon SRT-4

              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
              If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                I had some chick pull out in front of me .....
                I usually pull out in front of the chick, not the other way around
                Simon
                Current Car:
                -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



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                  Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                  I usually pull out in front of the chick, not the other way around

                  Pull out game too strong


                  1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                  1991 318i 4dr slick top


                  Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                  Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                  Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                  Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                    Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                    I usually pull out in front of the chick, not the other way around
                    That, or that chick wasn't a chick... ;D
                    88 325i Cabrio
                    04 Neon SRT-4

                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                      Nonsense Thread

                      Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
                      Off topic:
                      If a chic considers herself "BBW", if you told her you always considered Miss. Piggy from the Muppets attractive, do you think she'd consider this a compliment?

                      serious question here...asking for a friend, of course.


                      :Rofl1: :Rofl1: :Rofl1:

                      And if she does, you could take it to the next step and ask her if she wants to be your slampig.

                      So the ex has been jerking me around still. Playing with my feelings and being super wishy washy. Well if you remember, I had begun saving up money for a down payment on an apartment for us. Today I decided she can go fuck herself sideways, and have spent a good chunk of that on rebuilding my PC. I almost bought everything yesterday, but decided to wait until today, because it's payday. Good thing I did because the Mobo went $20 off this morning. Still got about $200-$250 worth of stuff I need to get for the rebuild but I'm still undecided on what I want to get.



                      Also, now talking to a girl I had a thing with in high school who currently lives in Illinois. We've talked and she told me she wants to move here to the area to go to school, and wants to rekindle things between us. She is really cool and a great girl. But nothing will likely come of it until at least the summer time. Thinking I might just continue working to save up money, and just smash random hook ups for the time being. Would be good for the wallet, and would most likely help me feel better about the bs with my ex.




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                      Originally posted by flyboyx
                      how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                      Originally posted by Northern
                      beer is my new liver cleanse.

                      Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                      Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                      Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
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                        Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                        Thinking I might just continue working to save up money, and just smash random hook ups for the time being. Would be good for the wallet, and would most likely help me feel better about the bs with my ex.
                        This should be the goal until you hit your mid-late 20s and if in that "research phase" should you happen to find one that you enjoy being with... well then you are becoming an adult
                        Simon
                        Current Car:
                        -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                        -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



                        Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                          Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                          This should be the goal until you hit your mid-late 20s and if in that "research phase" should you happen to find one that you enjoy being with... well then you are becoming an adult


                          You're right. I just felt like this one was the real thing, until she went all wishy washy awhile back. I guess some of them are able to delay showing how crazy they are for awhile, so you start to think they're normal and one that you could settle down with and then Boom! Like being blindsided by a truck, they go crazy.


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                          Originally posted by flyboyx
                          how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                          Originally posted by Northern
                          beer is my new liver cleanse.

                          Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                          Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                          Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                          '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                          Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                            AVG crazy takes ~6 months to show up. In that time frame, focus on having fun and even if you're madly in love with them I would hold back telling them
                            Simon
                            Current Car:
                            -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                            -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



                            Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                              I agree with 2man. I was in a relationship from 19-24. In retrospect, I wish I ended it way earlier.

                              By the time that relationship ended, I was a completely different person than who I was when it began. You will change a lot in your 20s, probably to the point of what you find attractive in a person completely changing.

                              That's why you dont see a lot of relationships that start in the teens and early 20s lasting.

                              Use those years to have fun and learn about yourself.
                              Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post

                                Use those years to have fun and learn about yourself.
                                and smash as much as possible
                                Simon
                                Current Car:
                                -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                                -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



                                Make R3V Great Again -2020

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