Nonsense Thread

[tonyloban]

I went to a "boot camp" once near Oregon in the mountains and we hiked for 5 days. It was ridiculously boring and we didn't get to do anything fun. The older guys had AK-47s in case of bears. Didn't shoot it even once for us. Anyway, I didn't poop for the whole 5 days we were there. When I got home, I had to force myself to do it because I was so scared.

[E30_Pare]

I went to a "boot camp" once near Oregon in the mountains and we hiked for 5 days. It was ridiculously boring and we didn't get to do anything fun. The older guys had AK-47s in case of bears. Didn't shoot it even once for us. Anyway, I didn't poop for the whole 5 days we were there. When I got home, I had to force myself to do it because I was so scared.

Back in elementary had a camping trip to Catalina Island. When we got there it was a shared bathroom with stall's with no doors. Being a kid I was already afraid to shit in a public bathroom let alone one with no doors. We were scheduled to be there for only a week, but the day of departure there was high winds and boats wouldn't come to pick us up for another 3 days.

When I got home I was anally raped by my own shit. It felt like I pooped out a NFL official sized football wrapped in 80grit sand paper. Weighed at least 4.5 courics.

[Roysneon]

I'm still drunk AND hungover from last night. This fucking sucks. Also I'm stuck working and have the worst heartburn.

[henryki]

The pinch and roll technique = best way to scratch your balls. period.

[Fusion]

^ This. And pretending you're looking for change in your pocket.

[flyboyx]

saw the new anchor man movie the other day. it was pretty good i guess. sure didn't beat the first one though.


i love lamp!!!!

[Brilliantrot 318is]

I putt honey in my coffee this morning is that weird?

[Roysneon]

I putt honey in my coffee this morning is that weird?

It's actually a pretty common substitution. SUpposedly it's better for you but no joke idk why but I just don't like honey.

[lambo]

SUpposedly it's better for you but no joke idk why but I just don't like honey.

same here

[E30 Wagen]

List of things I'm scared of: mutated squirrels; stale candy; emoticons on acid; safety scissors; "Gonarch's Lair;" upside-down question marks; hungry elephants; dubbed anime; loosely stacked piles of AOL trial CDs; obese housecats; your cousins; clogged shower drains; slugs; Ford Tempos.

[Roysneon]

Since you work in the parts department of a Subaru dealership can you diagnose the heater fan on my 2013 VW Tiguan over Facebook?

Fuck off.

[5ickride]

I hope I get a big bonus this year. I busted my ass at work. I want to treat myself to something nice!

[Fusion]

This picture disturbs me.
This is what happens when you don't know how to replace oil correctly.

[FlexdXJ]

Biscuits and Mustard........MMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMMM

[Exodus_2pt0]

I putt honey in my coffee this morning is that weird?

I do it all the time when I run out of sugar (in the raw). My wife will only use honey for her tea, so it's a sure fire bet to have on hand.

Side note, when honey becomes granulated you can restore it to it's smooth state by heating up a pot of water to not quite boiling temp and set the OPEN jar of honey in it to warm the honey. This is assuming you keep your honey in a glass jar, which you should if you didn't already. We have 2 that we just keep refilling at the local Organic market.

After a half hour to an hour it will be back into its clear, smooth texture.

Not to mention, warm honey tastes amazing.