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  • ThatOneEuroE30
    R3V OG
    • Dec 2013
    • 8626

    #5851
    So explain to me why you haven’t tried get some butt yet?


    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
    1991 318i 4dr slick top


    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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    • MrBurgundy
      R3V Elite
      • Mar 2012
      • 5291

      #5852
      For real... Stanley, you better be in a committed relationship or gay
      Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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      • supermansocks95
        Mod Crazy
        • Feb 2016
        • 756

        #5853
        Now guys, let's wait for conformation on whether or not he's had a fap sesh dedicated to her yet before we question his sexuality.
        88 325i Cabrio
        04 Neon SRT-4

        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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        • ThatOneEuroE30
          R3V OG
          • Dec 2013
          • 8626

          #5854
          Originally posted by supermansocks95
          Now guys, let's wait for conformation on whether or not he's had a fap sesh dedicated to her yet before we question his sexuality.


          A proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her chest so unless that happened its still up in the air.


          1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
          1991 318i 4dr slick top


          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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          • supermansocks95
            Mod Crazy
            • Feb 2016
            • 756

            #5855
            Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
            A proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her chest so unless that happened its still up in the air.
            Can't argue with that... Sorry Stanley, you're alone on this one.

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            88 325i Cabrio
            04 Neon SRT-4

            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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            • parkerbink
              R3V OG
              • Jun 2004
              • 10134

              #5856
              Between the Kardashian lines & responses to Stanley's bus dominatrix, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

              Literally lol

              [IMG]https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/my350z.com-vbulletin/550x225/80-parkerbsig_5096690e71d912ec1addc4a84e99c374685fc03 8.jpg[/IMG

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #5857
                Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
                A proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her face so unless that happened its still up in the air.
                Ftfy
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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                • roguetoaster
                  R3V OG
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 7742

                  #5858
                  Tell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.

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                  • ThatOneEuroE30
                    R3V OG
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 8626

                    #5859
                    Originally posted by roguetoaster
                    Tell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.


                    Where’s the fun in that. Atleast get a handy on the bus before telling her its not gonna work


                    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                    1991 318i 4dr slick top


                    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                    • 2mAn
                      Moderator
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 20062

                      #5860
                      Originally posted by roguetoaster
                      Tell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.
                      This guy knows.

                      She will probably drop to her knees then and there to change his mind
                      Simon
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                      • roguetoaster
                        R3V OG
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 7742

                        #5861
                        Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
                        Where’s the fun in that. Atleast get a handy on the bus before telling her its not gonna work
                        Think about it. If she's the 10 he says she is she's used to being wanted, and probably not challenged. So, challenge her, and if she's any fun at all she'll prove you wrong.

                        But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.

                        Originally posted by 2mAn
                        This guy knows.

                        She will probably drop to her knees then and there to change his mind
                        Glad someone else gets it.

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                        • ThatOneEuroE30
                          R3V OG
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 8626

                          #5862
                          Originally posted by roguetoaster
                          Think about it. If she's the 10 he says she is she's used to being wanted, and probably not challenged. So, challenge her, and if she's any fun at all she'll prove you wrong.

                          But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.



                          Glad someone else gets it.


                          True. Very true


                          1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                          1991 318i 4dr slick top


                          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                          • MrBurgundy
                            R3V Elite
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 5291

                            #5863
                            Rouge is spot on.

                            A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"

                            Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.

                            Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"
                            Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                            • Stanley Rockafella
                              R3V Elite
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 4056

                              #5864
                              Originally posted by 2mAn
                              thats a dude

                              ref: hot/ crazy scale
                              Considering I live in the area known to have the highest concentration for gays and lesbians, this is highly probable.

                              A couple of weeks ago there was a homely chic who got on the crowded bus. I looked her over while she was standing and I was seated near the back of the bus. She wore a lot of makeup, but aside from her face, everything else was man-like. The hands, shoulders, calves, wrists...everything! And that's when I knew I found the love of my life...someone who can toss me around the bedroom and show me "what's what" ;D lol, seriously tho, that kinda freaked me out.

                              Originally posted by IceWhite
                              Ha. Playing "hard to get"?
                              Naw, not really. I mean I stopped pursuing chics in my early 20's when every time I tried I failed miserably. Since then I made the conscious effort to just ignore them and see what happens and it's been working for me since.

                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                              Rouge is spot on.

                              A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"

                              Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.

                              Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"
                              I agree with this. I'd rather let them do what they can to get my attention. Also being completely oblivious (legit) to anything and everything seems to work in my favor. I'm pretty sure this is the third or fourth time this chic has done this over the past 2 months since I started this new job. If I do see her again soon, I'll make sure to update this thread accordingly
                              If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                              • ThatOneEuroE30
                                R3V OG
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 8626

                                #5865
                                Update accordingly as in updating with pics so we can judge the legitimacy of this 10/10 pecker wrecker?


                                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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