So explain to me why you haven’t tried get some butt yet?
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Now guys, let's wait for conformation on whether or not he's had a fap sesh dedicated to her yet before we question his sexuality.88 325i Cabrio
04 Neon SRT-4
Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.Comment
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88 325i Cabrio
04 Neon SRT-4
Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.Comment
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Between the Kardashian lines & responses to Stanley's bus dominatrix, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Literally lol
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Originally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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Tell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.Comment
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But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.
Glad someone else gets it.Comment
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Think about it. If she's the 10 he says she is she's used to being wanted, and probably not challenged. So, challenge her, and if she's any fun at all she'll prove you wrong.
But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.
Glad someone else gets it.
True. Very trueComment
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Rouge is spot on.
A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"
Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.
Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"Comment
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Considering I live in the area known to have the highest concentration for gays and lesbians, this is highly probable.
A couple of weeks ago there was a homely chic who got on the crowded bus. I looked her over while she was standing and I was seated near the back of the bus. She wore a lot of makeup, but aside from her face, everything else was man-like. The hands, shoulders, calves, wrists...everything! And that's when I knew I found the love of my life...someone who can toss me around the bedroom and show me "what's what" ;D lol, seriously tho, that kinda freaked me out.
Naw, not really. I mean I stopped pursuing chics in my early 20's when every time I tried I failed miserably. Since then I made the conscious effort to just ignore them and see what happens and it's been working for me since.
Rouge is spot on.
A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"
Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.
Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!Comment
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Update accordingly as in updating with pics so we can judge the legitimacy of this 10/10 pecker wrecker?Comment
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