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Now guys, let's wait for conformation on whether or not he's had a fap sesh dedicated to her yet before we question his sexuality.88 325i Cabrio
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Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
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Originally posted by supermansocks95 View PostNow guys, let's wait for conformation on whether or not he's had a fap sesh dedicated to her yet before we question his sexuality.
A proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her chest so unless that happened its still up in the air.
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Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View PostA proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her chest so unless that happened its still up in the air.
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Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
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Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View PostA proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her face so unless that happened its still up in the air.Originally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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Originally posted by roguetoaster View PostTell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.
Where’s the fun in that. Atleast get a handy on the bus before telling her its not gonna work
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Originally posted by roguetoaster View PostTell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.
She will probably drop to her knees then and there to change his mindSimon
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Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View PostWhere’s the fun in that. Atleast get a handy on the bus before telling her its not gonna work
But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.
Originally posted by 2mAn View PostThis guy knows.
She will probably drop to her knees then and there to change his mind
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Originally posted by roguetoaster View PostThink about it. If she's the 10 he says she is she's used to being wanted, and probably not challenged. So, challenge her, and if she's any fun at all she'll prove you wrong.
But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.
Glad someone else gets it.
True. Very true
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Rouge is spot on.
A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"
Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.
Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"
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Originally posted by 2mAn View Postthats a dude
ref: hot/ crazy scale
A couple of weeks ago there was a homely chic who got on the crowded bus. I looked her over while she was standing and I was seated near the back of the bus. She wore a lot of makeup, but aside from her face, everything else was man-like. The hands, shoulders, calves, wrists...everything! And that's when I knew I found the love of my life...someone who can toss me around the bedroom and show me "what's what" ;D lol, seriously tho, that kinda freaked me out.
Originally posted by IceWhite View PostHa. Playing "hard to get"?
Originally posted by MrBurgundy View PostRouge is spot on.
A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"
Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.
Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!
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Update accordingly as in updating with pics so we can judge the legitimacy of this 10/10 pecker wrecker?
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