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    Originally posted by e30RS View Post
    By mid summer I will have at least a dozen black widows and 20 plus scorpians in my front and backyard. I envy you Canada in the summer.
    Thats gonna be a no for me dawg.

    Sure we have bears, coyotes, and stuff like that...but generally stay out of the woods and you don't have to deal with those.

    BUT SPIDERS AND SCORPIONS?!! Hell no, that shit can go right to hell.

    Suddenly the bitter cold winters don't seem so bad.
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      Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
      Anybody ever see the garden spiders? They have a zig zag in their webs. We would throw grasshoppers in their webs and then watch the spiders getting bigger over the months. It was fun.



      The fuck is this???????


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        Originally posted by majdomo View Post
        The fuck is this???????


        Ezekiel 25:17


        That’s a spider common in gardens with big rocks.

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          Originally posted by Powling View Post
          BUT SPIDERS AND SCORPIONS?!! Hell no, that shit can go right to hell.
          Amen, brotha!
          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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            kill black widows? Lol I just came back and even the spray says not to even try.

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                It was fun killing those fuckers when I lived in Fresno. Our backyard had a bunch and one day I got fed up and killed all of them with fire. I was really stoned and it felt like I was in a game advancing to higher levels killing bigger and bigger ones.

                Nothing worse than minding your own business and then walking through a black widows web. Nobody looks cool after that happens
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                  The scary part about these spiders, isn't just finding one under a log or in the shed. It's finding one in your shoes or my greatest fear, in the bed.
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                    Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                    It was fun killing those fuckers when I lived in Fresno. Our backyard had a bunch and one day I got fed up and killed all of them with fire. I was really stoned and it felt like I was in a game advancing to higher levels killing bigger and bigger ones.

                    Nothing worse than minding your own business and then walking through a black widows web. Nobody looks cool after that happens


                    When you walk through a spider web and suddenly become a black belt in all martial arts


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                      i used to work for the Forest Service and i marked timber. we would just walk in a straight line through the woods every day and in the morning you could see the dew on all the webs and it was terrifying if you let it get to you. however in the afternoon was even worse because the webs became invisible pretty much and my only defense was my biltmore stick (its like a long yard stick to quickly determine tree diameters) i would constantly wave in front of me or i would take a face full of webs every 20ft.

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                        not allot of things make me laugh for real but...

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1QGVr3pxQI

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                          i thought black widows only had ground webs or in dark hidden places.

                          anyway. you guys remember these little cuties?
                          this is why i shake my shoes before slipping them on.

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                            Originally posted by majdomo View Post
                            The fuck is this???????


                            Ezekiel 25:17
                            HAHAHA it was fun
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                                Placed him were a harmless long leg spider lives
                                Last edited by Sonny; 04-28-2019, 05:54 AM.

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