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    Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
    aww it's not too bad, yeah the homeless are all around but it's within walking distance of the hotel and it's something to do. I'll look up little italy.
    craft and commerce, the tiki bar inside the same gastropub. ballast point has a brewery/restaurant on the far end. napizza, underbelly....cafe gratitude.

    the kimchi fried rice in that food court.
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      unrelated but actual true nonsense:

      i was commuting home from vegas on sunday after i finished up my trip for the week. i used spirit because they had the next available flight after i landed. it was overbooked, but by the end of boarding, there were 2 or 3 open seats available. sweet! that meant i didn't have to sit in the cockpit. the people at that company always treat non-revs like royalty(while often treating paying passengers like dirt). as a result, they made sure that i sat in the best available seat which happened to be 5c. turns out, there was a mother(about 60) and daughter(probably in her 30's) sitting there. they were ghetto AF, and between the two of them, they probably weighed in at around 750 lbs. the daughter was assigned the middle seat, but was sitting in mine since it was the end of boarding and she obviously figured it was going to go out empty. by the time i went to sit down, the flight attendants had already made her move her fat ass over. i noticed she was visibly annoyed and my seat was already really warm. there was no way in hell i was going to sit between those two fatties, so i just played it off with a few jokes along the lines of: "hey! thanks for keeping my seat warm for me!" and that sort of thing. the daughter kept making comments to the effect that i "owed her" something which really annoyed me.

      in cruise, the flight attendants came through selling drinks and snacks to the rest of the cattle on the plane. when they got to my row, they offered to sell the two chunkers beside me some shit but graciously offered to give me anything i wanted off the cart. i was like, no thanks, i'm good. after the stews passed by, my robust middle seat companion starts giving me shit because i didn't get her some free snacks. i'm even more annoyed, but i just play it off with more jokes hoping i can return the irritation.

      About 2 hours in, Momma(who was sitting in the window seat) needs to go to the potty. middle seat daughter said something rather rude to me in her ghetto vernacular, so i get up and move back down the aisle a row or two in order to get out of the way. when the daughter stood up, i was hit in the face (as if it was a sledgehammer) the musky scent of poopy ass crack! gahhh! i just prayed to god no one thought it was me. I understand she had a lot of ass to wipe after she took a shit, somehow she apparently she missed some. it didn't help the situation any that she was wearing sweats. jesus, that bitch smelled! she probably lit up the front half of the plane.

      i'm like: fuck this. i went to the back to shoot the breeze with the stews for a while. when i came back, they were both seated and fortunately, i didn't smell anything. we started our descent and all i could think about is getting the hell off the airplane before she stands up and makes everyone nauseous with her ass.

      we arrived uneventfully. the captain parked the plane and turned off the seatbelt sign. as planned, i stood up right away grabbed my bag and got the hell off the aircraft.

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        On the plus side fat rolls are self sealing, especially when you add sweat and body oils.

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          You shouldve asked what all the goodies were (chocolate, chips, snacks, etc) to make them salivate, then reply with "No. Im trying to avoid obesity" lol
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            Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
            You shouldve asked what all the goodies were (chocolate, chips, snacks, etc) to make them salivate, then reply with "No. Im trying to avoid obesity" lol
            Get the goodies, lick them, leave them on your tray uneaten.

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              I'm a fat dude, and I don't like to fly. But when I do, I pay for the big boy seats for the ease and comfort of all.
              Also, dropping logs mid air is a no.

              I do things.

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                I cant imagine dropping a deuce on a plane, let alone if youre big. I always picture Farley in the bathroom
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                  Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                  I cant imagine dropping a deuce on a plane, let alone if youre big. I always picture Farley in the bathroom
                  Taking a piss is bad enough, I',m 6'2" and have to arc my back, backwards, to get my dick close enough to the toilet.
                  I end up having my face in the fuselage of the plane, dick aiming at this tiny ass toilet seat, while the pilot is doing a slalom over air speed bumps.

                  I do things.

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                    lol. as you all know, i spend a lot of time in airplanes. sooner or later you are going to have a stomach problem where the only choice is to shit yourself or shit in the lavatory @ 37.000'. i'd say that over the course of my career, i have had to blast a duke mid-air a handful of times. i always feel bad, but not as bad as i would had i dropped it in my shorts. my worst was when i was still a first officer. also vegas. i had a hamburger at goddamn wolfgang Phuck's. climbing through about 12k, i started feeling the pains. i told the captain i was in bad shape. he was like: "really???!!! ok, fine....lets get a flight attendant up here before you make a mess out of yourself." i made it to the shitter with seconds to spare! damn....it fucking smelled so damn bad.after the poopy deed, i went back to my station and the flight attendant went back out to the cabin. the captain started laying into me about how stinky it was. in the airbus, if someone shits in the front lav, the pilots and fwd FA's all get to appreciate it whether you like it or not. about that time, we start smelling REALLY strong and overpowering perfume. el skipper is like: see, you even gassed out the girls. i was embarrassed, but my shorts were clean. after landing the entire crew went to the hotel. we all went to get drinks at some random bar on the overnight. of course captain penis head decides it a good idea to rehash the events from a few hours ago. to the flight attendant's credit(and classiness), they simply acted like nothing had happened. no matter what angle he approached the subject, they passed it off. i do have to say, it really freeking smelled like hell though.

                    as bad as it was, at least it didnt smell like smeared raw human shit.
                    Last edited by flyboyx; 02-20-2020, 12:21 PM.
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                      Pretty sure Bring a Trailer is monitoring all of my posts as they take a little while to go through. They got mad because someone was asking about my E30 and I tried to refer them to R3V
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                        Originally posted by Melon View Post

                        Taking a piss is bad enough, I',m 6'2" and have to arc my back, backwards, to get my dick close enough to the toilet.
                        I end up having my face in the fuselage of the plane, dick aiming at this tiny ass toilet seat, while the pilot is doing a slalom over air speed bumps.
                        the front lav on the Embraer 175 is really ridiculous. I am about 6' tall and every time I use that one, the first thing I notice is that there is piss all over the floor, the toilet, and the wall. basically the shitter is all the way up against the side of the fuselage. the diameter is such that the aircraft seats 2 and 2 (instead of 3 and 3 like a 737,757, or airbus 320). as such, to stand in front of the toilet with your wiener out, the curvature of the aluminum tube would hit a guy my height about in the neck or possibly upper chest. your entry above definitely brings back similar memories.
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                          I like to take a poop over the ocean when going to europe, makes me feel like I own it!
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                            Originally posted by flyboyx View Post

                            craft and commerce, the tiki bar inside the same gastropub. ballast point has a brewery/restaurant on the far end. napizza, underbelly....cafe gratitude.

                            the kimchi fried rice in that food court.
                            noted! thanks!
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                              Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
                              I like to take a poop over the ocean when going to europe, makes me feel like I own it!
                              Take that dolphins.
                              I do things.

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                                Originally posted by Melon View Post

                                Take that dolphins.
                                lol. it doesn't work that way. if it did, we would have random people getting shit on all day everyday when a plane flies over. filtered sink water gets expelled through a drain mast on the bottom of the plane, but everything else goes into a holding tank that gets dumped while the aircraft is sitting at the gate. very much like the sewer system on a camper.

                                I guess you could take a leak in the sink. perhaps you could duke in it, but it would be pretty hard to get your ass up there. also you would have to get it past the screen in the bottom of the basin and then the filter in the line.
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