Nonsense Thread

[ThatOneEuroE30]

I want this car.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/d/1972-bmw-2002/6291885531.html

Add is 30 days old i doubt its still around

[2mAn]

I want this car.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/d/1972-bmw-2002/6291885531.html

Looks like a great car, whats holding you back?

[ThatOneEuroE30]

I need to buy an enclosed trailer...

[HennaE30]

Well this got here yesterday.



That board is so beautiful. I had to restrain myself from completely unboxing it. Noctua cooler and RAM get here tomorrow. I may start tearing down my PC tonight so it's ready for when everything gets here tomorrow.

Also started talking to this girl I had a thing with in high school again. One of the few that I regret letting things fall apart. Cute as fuck, but currently taken. Just decided I'm going to be sweet, and friendly for now, and if they break up I'll see about taking her out sometime. Told myself not to worry about the situation in general and just enjoy her company. That said, she seems very enthused when we chat, and she texts me first a good bit.

My ex added me on ig last night to shit talk me and tell me how great her new boyfriend is. I just told her "Jokes on him. I smashed first."


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[Exodus_2pt0]

^ sounds like a one way ticket on the friend zone train. If they break up, you will be the shoulder to cry on, not the dick to ride on.

Sweet pc build though! I never game anymore, I've got a overbuilt media machine at this point. Though I've been meaning to play some Skyrim lately. That's the game that keeps on giving l.

[MR E30 325is]

Lol I am glad to see that even though Henna's first gf has left him, we don't miss a minute of his dating life!

Agreed with Exodus. Artificially pumping your hopes up based on texts. In 100% of my experiences, the guy who is always there to deal with the BS is not the guy who ends up smashing when the girl finally severs the relationship. It is ALWAYS some huge asshole from left field.

Keep us updated though. This is fun.

[HennaE30]

Nonsense Thread

I get what you mean, but I'll say this girl is way different from 95% of the girls our age by a considerable amount. Which is a plus. Honestly I'm just enjoying her company and trying to meet new people for now.

On a separate note, we've been getting a good bit of rain in recent days, nothing crazy heavy, just good rainfall. What the hell is it with people slowing down 30mph when it starts to sprinkle? I never understood that. Doing 75 on the highway and it starts to rain lightly, and now everyone is doing 45?


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[MrBurgundy]

You get caught up in titties too easily.



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[15Michaeljoseph]

Lol I am glad to see that even though Henna's first gf has left him, we don't miss a minute of his dating life!

Agreed with Exodus. Artificially pumping your hopes up based on texts. In 100% of my experiences, the guy who is always there to deal with the BS is not the guy who ends up smashing when the girl finally severs the relationship. It is ALWAYS some huge asshole from left field.

Keep us updated though. This is fun.

This is gospel.

I was single, fresh out of a nearly three year relationship. I met this cool girl who I was super attracted to, but had to let on that we'd just be friends, because she was in a relationship with this dude who was clearly a POS, way below her. Anyway.

We'd talk, we'd hang out, and it was nice because we pretty much did do the 'friends' thing, I'd come over and hang, she'd come over and hang with me, we'd talk about tons of things, got into each other's friend groups. For like 6-7 months, it was kosher. It kind of drove me insanse. Then she starts having relationship issues (I guess her guy was even worse than I thought) and we would talk about it. I was doing my best not to be too partial with my tone, just trying to talk about things logically. In the end, I thought I was in, she eventually broke up with this guy, I took her to dinner after the dust settled a bit, hung out with her more than before, figured she was starting to get the message without being too forward....


.... And she ended up shagging this random guy from her job that I had never even knew existed. Talk about left field.



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[Exodus_2pt0]

I was that guy from left field with my Wife lol. Not in that group of friends, only link was a mutual friend who I was hanging out with when I met her. Couple days later approached her at her register and got that number like a boss lol. (We were young, she worked at Walmart, I was a jobless punk with a motorcycle. Done a lot of growing since then)

She had been dating a real douche nozzle for a couple years, had another guy who liked her but was always there for her. She wasn't ready for a relationship and liked him as a friend.

Then I met her, from out of nowhere (buy a motorcycle, chicks dig that shit). Here 10 years later we are both friends with the dude who got zoned (me and him have discussed that a bit lol), and the other original guy is still a d-bag. Good news is the friend zone guy found an awesome chick and married recently.

Point being that if she is taken, and you want to be more than a friend, then you can't be her friend now. It will never work. Only chance you have is to tell her to hit you up when she dumps the loser, and do a burnout as you leave.

Girls won't admit it but they love the chase. Make yourself too available and it won't even occur to them to let you put your dick in em. (Yea yea, there's more to it than getting your dick wet... But without that it will never be a relationship so.....)

[MrBurgundy]

It's a sign to stop pursuing women with boyfriends, in hopes of smashing them.


Girls love it when you don't give a fuck, or the attention they want. A few weeks ago I ran into an old friend from high school at a bar. THIS GIRL called me her "straight gay best friend" because she thinks that I was talking to her, just because I wanted to smash. We were texting each other all week and I was putting in little to no effort in what I was texting back. We ended up going out as friends a few times, didn't make a move or see too interested. Next week, she took me out, took me home and SMASHED.

See? I went from straight gay best friend to fuck buddy in two weeks. Trust me, girls love the guy who doesn't seem thirsty as fuk.

[Exodus_2pt0]

^ This man knows.

[TeXJ]

You want what you can't have.

[MrBurgundy]

^ This man knows.

*we know





This is evidence of a man successfully getting out of the deepest part of the friend zone. Now she FaceTimes me to show me her boobz


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[MR E30 325is]

Glad to hear the experiences of my friends and I were not a singularity.

I chased this one damn girl through 80% of high school. Was always available, always down to talk, etc.

She was being dicked by every Joe Blow (random Target employees, some dirty dude in her neighborhood, the list goes on and on) and his homies every time she had some bf situation. Meanwhile I was the shoulder to cry on.

My stupid ass self could not see this at the time. Too much wasted time. I see the same thing happening to Henna, and would like to spare him the same suffering.

We shall see if he heeds our collective advice, or if he tells himself "This one is unlike 95% of girls I have ever met". Yeah fucking right.