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  • ThatM20Guy
    Mod Crazy
    • Aug 2014
    • 601

    #5026
    Originally posted by supermansocks95
    This is R3v. We are all beyond help. Look at these cars that we can't seem to give up on.
    LOL If I was sane I probably would have sold my IX a little while after buying it!

    Originally posted by MR E30 325is
    Says the guy with the hideous avatar!!!

    Bwahaha
    Now now I never said I wasn't insane...I just refuse to admit that I am most like probably a little bit insane
    89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

    Insta: r_moose_w

    Originally posted by flyboyx
    I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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    • rturbo 930
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2005
      • 2599

      #5027
      Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
      She’s probably got so much yeast you could shove bread dough in there and it paired with the warmth from them thunder thighs that shit would rise.
      I recently ran across something where a girl did in fact make bread (or something) from her own yeast.

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      • ThatM20Guy
        Mod Crazy
        • Aug 2014
        • 601

        #5028
        Originally posted by rturbo 930
        I recently ran across something where a girl did in fact make bread (or something) from her own yeast.
        Wait I think I saw the same thing except the chick made beer......:SOS:
        89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

        Insta: r_moose_w

        Originally posted by flyboyx
        I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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        • MrBurgundy
          R3V Elite
          • Mar 2012
          • 5291

          #5029
          Id shotgun one of those


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          Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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          • ThatM20Guy
            Mod Crazy
            • Aug 2014
            • 601

            #5030
            I think a beer bong would be the way to go


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            89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

            Insta: r_moose_w

            Originally posted by flyboyx
            I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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            • flyboyx
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2008
              • 8371

              #5031
              Noooooooooooooo............!!!!!!
              sigpic
              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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              • Stanley Rockafella
                R3V Elite
                • Aug 2011
                • 4056

                #5032
                It's true!

                If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                • Exodus_2pt0
                  R3V Elite
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 5943

                  #5033
                  I hate you guys for bringing that to my attention.
                  No E30 Club
                  Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                  Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                  • Exodus_2pt0
                    R3V Elite
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 5943

                    #5034
                    Relevant. Skip to 1:05, or watch the whole song lol.

                    No E30 Club
                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                    • ThatM20Guy
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 601

                      #5035
                      Wtf did I just watch?


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                      89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

                      Insta: r_moose_w

                      Originally posted by flyboyx
                      I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                      • 2mAn
                        Moderator
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 20062

                        #5036
                        Simon
                        Current Cars:
                        -1966 Lotus Elan
                        -1986 German Car
                        -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                        Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                        • IceWhite
                          E30 Modder
                          • Jan 2015
                          • 945

                          #5037
                          Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
                          Woah... You actually found it!
                          1990 325i
                          2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                          • ThatM20Guy
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 601

                            #5038
                            Originally posted by 2mAn
                            Don't want to stick around for yummy vagina yeast products? ;D
                            89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

                            Insta: r_moose_w

                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                            I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                            • ThatOneEuroE30
                              R3V OG
                              • Dec 2013
                              • 8626

                              #5039
                              Originally posted by 2mAn


                              Lmao


                              1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                              1991 318i 4dr slick top


                              Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                              Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                              Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                              Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                              • MrBurgundy
                                R3V Elite
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 5291

                                #5040
                                My vert if finally getting......................... another.............. respray this December!

                                New top, reupholstered interior fresh paint is going to be awesome. I went from owning one shitty e30 to owning two dope e30s. Life is good.

                                All I want now, in my fleet of bmws, is an IX. I beat myself up for crashing mine years ago. All three would have been brilliantrot
                                Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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