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    Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
    Im here, hoping for some fun distraction from work... like when will Charlie get us up to speed on where the car really is... when will roguetoaster necrobump another amazing thread... when will there be a Turbo LS car lol...

    but the biggest disappointment has been MrBurgundys YUGE promises and major letdowns.... its a bad relationship here and Im just taking the abuse
    I needed a new sig quote

    thanks lol

    Here's a mediocre bar story to make up for my lets downs for the pee truck and builds.

    Last night I was at a bar and this girl comes up to me and asks for a smoke.

    I give her one and she goes back to her table which is right behind ours.

    Two guys roll up on what looks like a 2004 electric scooter, which he used to break the ice with the two girls I was just talking about. That encounter went from 0 to 100 real quick. The dudes are trying to get the girls to ride the scooter, they decline then the guy asks if they want to see his dick.

    WTF LOL

    They decline, of course, and then this dude jumps on the scooter and rode through the inside of the bar with a WOT

    So, we use this as an opportunity to chat it up with the ladies. Totally worked

    I opened with "DID THAT GUY JUST TRY TO GET YOU TO RIDE HIS SCOOTER AND LOOK AT HIS DICK?!" She responds with, "YEEESSS"

    We're taking shots, having a good time, and about 1 hour into the convo, I'm chatting it up with one of them.

    She's like mid sentence and grabs a cup, mine, with beer in it and just foams up a lil bit and goes, "I'm good"

    LOL

    I was like, are you sure you don't want to go to the restroom? Her friend also tries to get her to do that.

    Then she starts doing one of these dry heaves, really loud while trying to finish her though, so mid sentence there's an abrupt "HUUUUUUUUUUGNNNNNNNNNN ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    Foams up a little bit more and TOSSES IT OUT OVER THE FENCE

    LOOOOOL

    This is a bad bitch guys, def one to take home.

    Everyone is trying to get her to go to the bathroom and she just won't

    Keeps saying

    I'm GOOOOOOD

    Then this dumb ass grabs an empty pitcher and I swear to god fills up like half of it with puke GRABS ANOTHER BEER DRINKS IT.

    She said she's good every time there was a break from puke coming out of her mouth.

    It was so hot



    Last edited by MrBurgundy; 09-18-2020, 01:33 PM.
    Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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      Almost the weekend so maybe something will spice up or we get a good story from someone's adventure. Probably wont be me though haha

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        Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post

        I needed a new sig quote

        thanks lol

        Here's a mediocre bar story to make up for my lets downs for the pee truck and builds.

        Last night I was at a bar and this girl comes up to me and asks for a smoke.

        I give her one and she goes back to her table which is right behind ours.

        Two guys roll up on what looks like a 2004 electric scooter, which he used to break the ice with the two girls I was just talking about. That encounter went from 0 to 100 real quick. The dudes are trying to get the girls to ride the scooter, they decline then the guy asks if they want to see his dick.

        WTF LOL

        They decline, of course, and then this dude jumps on the scooter and rode through the inside of the bar with a WOT

        So, we use this as an opportunity to chat it up with the ladies. Totally worked

        I opened with "DID THAT GUY JUST TRY TO GET YOU TO RIDE HIS SCOOTER AND LOOK AT HIS DICK?!" She responds with, "YEEESSS"

        We're taking shots, having a good time, and about 1 hour into the convo, I'm chatting it up with one of them.

        She's like mid sentence and grabs a cup, mine, with beer in it and just foams up a lil bit and goes, "I'm good"

        LOL

        I was like, are you sure you don't want to go to the restroom? Her friend also tries to get her to do that.

        Then she starts doing one of these dry heaves, really loud while trying to finish her though, so mid sentence there's an abrupt "HUUUUUUUUUUGNNNNNNNNNN ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

        Foams up a little bit more and TOSSES IT OUT OVER THE FENCE

        LOOOOOL

        This is a bad bitch guys, def one to take home.

        Everyone is trying to get her to go to the bathroom and she just won't

        Keeps saying

        I'm GOOOOOOD

        Then this dumb ass grabs an empty pitcher and I swear to god fills up like half of it with puke GRABS ANOTHER BEER DRINKS IT.

        She said she's good every time there was a break from puke coming out of her mouth.

        It was so hot


        Did you ask her if she wanted to ride YOUR scooter?

        ...yes, I quoted the entire story just to make sure it stays with us forever...
        Last edited by 2mAn; 09-18-2020, 01:47 PM.
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          ^ The hero we needed
          Originally posted by priapism
          My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
          Originally posted by shameson
          Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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            Originally posted by 2mAn View Post

            Did you ask her if she wanted to ride YOUR scooter?

            ...yes, I quoted the entire story just to make sure it stays with us forever...
            That was the plan until she puked 3 times and told me how she used to do meth
            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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              sounds like a winner
              Simon
              Current Car:
              -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
              -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



              Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                sounds like a winner
                She probably gives a mean knobby
                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                  Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post

                  That was the plan until she puked 3 times and told me how she used to do meth
                  Key words "used to". So you're in the clear! Unless that's what you're looking for...

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                    I've been down due to a work injury. My left ring finger decided to occupy a space where a rotating gnarly odd shaped socked was spinning inside a brake caliper. In turn, it got sucked between the caliper and socket, destroying the nail bed, shattering the fingernail and compound fracturing the fingertip - meat was ripped through the nail and the fragments were pinching many a nerve end. Went the the ER Wed afternoon (3-ish?), about 9pm was released with no resolve, gotta see the surgeon in the AM. Well come morning, his office doesn't take my insurance and he wants $300 cash to walk in, great. Call another hand specialist, they are out of the office until Tue, call another and the recording was entirely in Spanish. Fourth try and the doc is not only in, but got on the phone with me right away! Got an appt for afternoon and she does the procedure right there in the office, $90 copay. About 2am the lidocaine wore off and was up the rest of the night in pain.

                    Anyways, she had to take the nail off, and sew up the remains of the nail bed. Planned on going to work this morning, and just put around, do invoicing/estimates etc, but the van tire decided to go flat en route. Great. Spray water on it, don't see anything, so jack it up to rotate the tire and spray the inside. Welp, small crack in the wheel inside lip. Great. So one handed, broke the bead to apply some bead sealer to see if it would work....nope....mounted the spare. By this time it's 8:00 AM, my hand is on fire, it's already sunny out, so I am soaked to the bone with sweat. I said "EFF IT" and went home.

                    If you guys aren't squeamish, can share pics.
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                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post

                      That was the plan until she puked 3 times and told me how she used to do meth
                      Hey man, nothing wrong with people who used to do meth.
                      I do things.

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                        Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post
                        If you guys aren't squeamish, can share pics.
                        In.

                        I do things.

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                          Anyone ever "clean up" the fuel filter area on a late model and throw the fuel filter more inline with the fuel lines/tank?
                          The moulded hoses are expensive/shitty to try to find locally and it looks like they just exist because BMW was too lazy to move the fuel filter when they switched to the single pump setup so they just looped everything with hose?

                          Edit: Ok it's a fair bit different than realoem makes it out to be. Can't really clean it up much. I threw some generic hose on, and that works fine for the return, but I guess I need 2 of 16121180399 (since -398 is NLA and pretty much just a shorter version of -399) unless I bend/flare some hard line to do the tight bends.

                          meh idk, I did some jank shit to shim the filter so the filter input bend is more gradual, but the output isn't so hot.
                          Last edited by Northern; 09-20-2020, 05:25 PM.
                          Originally posted by priapism
                          My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                          Originally posted by shameson
                          Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                            Originally posted by Northern View Post
                            Anyone ever "clean up" the fuel filter area on a late model and throw the fuel filter more inline with the fuel lines/tank?
                            The moulded hoses are expensive/shitty to try to find locally and it looks like they just exist because BMW was too lazy to move the fuel filter when they switched to the single pump setup so they just looped everything with hose?

                            Edit: Ok it's a fair bit different than realoem makes it out to be. Can't really clean it up much. I threw some generic hose on, and that works fine for the return, but I guess I need 2 of 16121180399 (since -398 is NLA and pretty much just a shorter version of -399) unless I bend/flare some hard line to do the tight bends.

                            meh idk, I did some jank shit to shim the filter so the filter input bend is more gradual, but the output isn't so hot.
                            I haven't used this site yet, but I plan to when delete my ABS pump. Ni-copp is good for fuel

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                            91' 318is 90' 325is

                            Originally posted by Sonny
                            Buy the E30s, they ain't gonna last long
                            E30 can make you, E30 can break you
                            "He who controls the Nova's, controls the Boomers"

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                              Call me crazy but I really like the new M3 look, hopefully we get the touring in the usa.
                              91' 318is 90' 325is

                              Originally posted by Sonny
                              Buy the E30s, they ain't gonna last long
                              E30 can make you, E30 can break you
                              "He who controls the Nova's, controls the Boomers"

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                                Originally posted by Motheye99 View Post
                                Call me crazy but I really like the new M3 look, hopefully we get the touring in the usa.
                                Ban.

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