Nonsense Thread

[Northern]

smashing startecs and shit iirc?

[ThatOneEuroE30]

smashing startecs and shit iirc?

Yep that was one thing he did. He is a stance douche who’s “builds” consist of wrap, coils, and wheels.

[rturbo 930]

He's got a tat on his face, I'm sure he's a great, upstanding contributor to society.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

He's got a tat on his face, I'm sure he's a great, upstanding contributor to society.

And if that selfie was taken in house it looks like quality place to live. Air mattress and all

[majdomo]

none of you fuckwads have told a decent story in a while so here goes:

for the last couple years, my wife has held the position of marketing director for a group of 12 rehab/assisted living homes here in the Houston area. now and then I would pass through the halls of one of them or another to drop off lunch and steal a kiss or two. in all honesty, I simply can't help but dread the thought of walking in the door. the reason why is that I am more than occasionally greeted by some decrepit old man flashing me his wrinkly pair, or just as often a 90+ year old woman lifting up her hospital gown to show me a fuzzy worn out cooter. for whatever reason, the women in particular do NOT have their legs arranged in a feminine position! to be very clear, we aren't talking the accidental "oops, my gown slipped" kind of thing. literally, they sit around in their wheel chairs just waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk by. I would say my chances of espying "senior citizen naughty bits" are probably pretty close to 30%. seriously folks! put on some damn underwear!!

the other day, I did my walk though and there was this skinny little old lady sitting in her wheeler right in the middle of the hall. she had her left ankle perched behind the back of her head! COME THE FUCK ON, MAN!!!!!!! how the hell is this even possible at that age? why couldn't I have met a chick like that when we were both in our 20's? as I dodged around her (with a forceful effort not to look down), she says to me: "wanna lick mah pússy?" I don't even want to talk about the smell! lets just say it wasn't the freshest fish in the sea.

now...if I was Quagmire, I suppose I would say: "dear diary!!! Giggi-tty!!!!!! proceeded by wheeling her into the nearest bathroom. since I am not, I guess my face probably went crimson red with embarrassment and I got the fuck out of there like a scared little girl running from a park flasher. Jesus Christ!!!!!

my wife says this sort of thing is apparently common in places such as this. a good deal is probably attributed to dementia. on one hand, I kind of respect the virility of it all. I'm sure it gets pretty boring for them. might as well pass the time with a little mischief. on the other hand, it really is something you can never unsee.......ghaaaaaaaaa!

That’s nasty af. Like it.


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[CMBusch]

Hahaha I just realized I have that same CAtuned E30 poster on my wall in my room.

BRB gonna go get "Loyalty" tattooed on my eyebrow.

flyboyx: Maybe it's a game and they all have a running tally. At least that's what I would do in that situation...

[LowR3V'in]

#fuckr3v #banned
any links to how that guy got run out of here?

i think that's just the suite he rents to print shirts never seen a house with drop ceiling panels

[TeXJ]

not sure if yall follow him in IG but that dude as some serious relationship issues that he likes to share with everyone lol

[MrBurgundy]

Give me her number

[CMBusch]

The woman in assisted living/rehab or the relationship issues girl with the #fuckr3v dude?

[Joe G]

the woman in assisted living/rehab?

dibs.

[IceWhite]

The woman in assisted living/rehab or the relationship issues girl with the #fuckr3v dude?

It's got to be the former!

[2mAn]

dammit, I missed my chance to swoop in on a broken bird

[agent]

not sure if yall follow him in IG

Nope, though sometimes I get some hashtag bleed-through.

[MrBurgundy]

He needs some meds to help with the butt hurt