Craziest shit you've done at work.

[AndrewBird]

At my very first job (Baskin-Robbins) when I was 15, I melted 40 gallons of ice cream.

The dipper case they keep all the ice cream in at the store I worked at had a 3 position power switch. All the way up was the case light on and the freezer on, the middle was just the freezer, no light and the bottom was both off. We were supposed to turn the lights off at night and either I or the girl working with me that night pushed the switch too far. Next morning there was $500 worth of melted ice cream all over. We both got fired a week later.

I hated that job though. No breaks, regardless of the hours you worked and the stuff we used to clean everything cracked my hands so badly, I accidentally bled on someones ice cream cone once (I threw it away of course).

[808BMW]

Worked for a security firm last year.
I wan in charge of watching over some
apartments in a pretty rough neighbourhood.

I experimented with the spare keys they gave to lock
the gates and ;aundry rooms and found it worked on some
apartments, some with people who lived inside.

Tailed a few people, knew what times of the night they were not
there, especially the ones who worked nights.

Slept in their rooms, ate their foods and watched their T.V's.

Never got caught, left the job voluntarily.

Dude, if this is true, nice.

[E30nate]

when i worked at big-o, the owners daughter would work in the office when she was home from college. daily blow jobs in the bathroom were awesome!

[Farbin Kaiber]

I used to work at a major retail joint and would regularly have quickies with my husband when he brought me lunch. We just locked the breakroom door and leaned against it trying to be as quiet as possible. lol! I don't think I could do it again, I just hated that job and didn't care if anyone caught on.

I think this post has crushed der affe in more ways then two.

[homegrone30]

[quote=quikveedb2;1256927]smoking blunts in the basment at jiffy lube was always fun.
[quote]

Yeah especially when you have a customer come and you walk to the upper bay still chiefin.

At my first job it was a ritual to do a burn out on every tire change.
When we got bored we would bicycle the four wheeler around the isle of customer bikes in the backlot.

I never did anything really crazy but I have had my share of fun at every job.

[der affe]

I think this post has crushed der affe in more ways then two.

nope!......post count whoring!!!!!!

[femme325is]

I think this post has crushed der affe in more ways then two.

lol! Nah, Der Affe knows more about me then most will ever know :)

[Farbin Kaiber]

:roll: wow. i think this just went somewhere I didn't expect it to.

[der affe]

Zing!!! ;)

[Farbin Kaiber]

Am I reading into a real life past association?

[Kilawin]

I cant post the top, like.......4-5 craziest things that I have done at work.



Mariano

+1 mine is NWS :D

[femme325is]

Am I reading into a real life past association?

lol! He's secretly my 2nd husband. Shhh

[Optimator]

I got a mormon kid pretty good once too. He was bolting a wheel on and I got right behind him, whipped my nuts out, and touched his ear... He slowly turned his head and as he did my ball sack streaked his safety glasses. He had absolutely no expression on his face, and ended up just turning his head back toward the car and sitting there perfectly still. I think it damaged him.

Wow. Just wow.

[BMWLA]

I got a new guy to stick a coil wire in his mouth then cranked it over. Made him look like Marty Feldman for a second or 2. We almost pissed our self laughing.

[Atreus]

haha, um. lets see...

kitchen/dishwashaaaah:
bj in the walk in freezer
sex in said freezer
locking up new employees in the freezer held in place by a metal mop handle for upwards of one hour.

ice cream place:
'voiding' out correct change orders..... $$
coming to work hungover/sleeping in front of the glass door while people walked by
climbing in the hvac system at that job
um. trading ice cream for real food with the other resturants on our block. (hmmm, so two gallons of sweet cream for two burritos/tacos/enchiladas. DEAL)

janitor:
sex in an elementary school (working as a janitor/co worker was hot.....)

federal job:
fingerin the receptionist at this one office job....
bj in the elevator at said job
sex in stairwell at that job
having sex with every woman who worked the cafeteria at that job.

yeah, lots of sexual stuff. not really breaking stuff/crazy shit


/shrug