Isreal bomb Gaza, killing 195

[Massive Lee]

Dude, I'm not telling you what to believe. I don't care. You said Bush was a terrorist, and America is a state sponsor of terrorism in Iraq. I happen to disagree. I'm not inventing anything. Why all of a sudden are you changing what you said. Now, are you saying Bush is NOT a terrorist, and America is NOT a state sponsor of terrorism in Iraq? You really need to clear this up particularly as it relates to your previous manifesto on "state sponsors of terrorism."

Well, please point me into the direction of the post where I said that Bush was a terrorist... You seem more and more confused my friend.

[parkerbink]

Wow.

Great thread.



As far as who owned what when, Judeah was in the hands of the Jews going back almost 1000 years before Christ.

In 1948 the area now called Isreal was owned by the British and was 100% arid desert. Only after hard work did the country become livable.

The Israelis have behaved badly but only after decades of attacks. Yom Kippur war ring a bell? They won and gave the land back in an attempt to "get along"

[kronus]

The Israelis have behaved badly but only after decades of attacks. Yom Kippur war ring a bell? They tricked the Egyptian army and grabbed the Sinai peninsula and were forced to give the land back because both Russia and the United States promised to nuke the ever-living shit out of them if they didn't.

All of history, not just the parts you like.

[parkerbink]

All of history, not just the parts you like.

The Sinai was taken during the six day war in '67

Correct history, not just what you regurgitate.

Tricked them into a sneak attack on the highest holy day of the year???

Tricked a COALITION OF SEVERAL COUNTRIES TO ATTACK???

Smoke crack much?

[kronus]

Smoke crack much?

yeah, it's quite good

[Chisum]

So I saw this israeli driving and e30, and this arab ALSO driving an e30.

Crazy world it is.

I saw that shit too!

Then the arab E30 crashed right into the Israeli E30, the arab jumped out and was screaming at the top of his lungs, saying the Israeli stole the E30, since he owned his E30 first! (from here on out, the 'arab' in this tome is Palestinian, we don't want anyone to think we are racists against all arabs) Then the arab took out a molotov cocktail, and said, how DARE you steal this E30, a car I rightfully own first, which you have no right to own! You are a squatter and thief on my car!!! The Israeli then became sore afraid, because a crowd of arab people was coming near to see what all the commotion was about, including the New York Times, CNN and MSNBC journalists with their cameras and pens. The reporters soon demanded to know, what right the Israeli had to this E30, given the arab owned one first. Other arabs came around and said, yes, this pig not only took our car from us, but we cannot drive to the store to buy food and we are starving! Then this pig made us to live in so small a land, such that we could not even park our E30 in the front or rear for fear of it being hit by a military assault! Yet there the Israeli pig stands, having an E30 that is ours, and not even being concerned for us at all! Surely this is a crime! We must have the NADA officials come to see this atrocity immediately!
Then the arab said: So what does the jew do next? He gives us a so-called 'new' parking space, a space WE owned first, and says there, we give you this additional land as a gift, that you may park your E30 there. This terrible insult the arab could not bear. But before he could react, the Molotov cocktail the arab previously threw at the Israeli E30 exploded nearby. By accident, some innocent arabs were burned.
The CNN and MSNBC reporters stood in awe at the destruction and loss of life the Israeli had caused. They were speechless, and promised to tell and show the whole world the pictures of how dispicable these Israelis were, forcing the arab to fling a missile which accidently killed innocent people.
The Israeli, mistakenly, hoped he might reason with the arab. He thought this was best, since the CNN and MSNBC reporters were demanding he act reasonably given all the pain and suffering he had caused to the arab. Well, the Israeli said, you are very angry, and now both our E30s are wrecked, but I can still drive mine, so why don't we take some time to cool off, then we can meet later to talk about parking space, and how we can both drive our E30s and no longer crash into each other. Perhaps I can pull some strings, get some parts for your E30, and we can let this go.
The anger the arab felt at this insult-- this mother of all insults-- cannot be put into words. The reporters at CNN and MSNBC cringed. How could this Israeli say something so vile? Stealing the arab's car wasn't enough insult? Stealing his parking place wasn't enough insult? And then forcing the murder of innocents wasn't enough??? Surely this Israeli won't be happy until all the people of the arab land are killed, and all their E30s are turned over to China for scrap, or given to the pig for the other pigs to drive.
The Israeli was in trouble now, and he knew it. He stole the car, stole the land, then stole the lives of his brothers. And his E30 was wrecked due to his own error.
Other arabs, seeing the injustice in their land, said this Israeli and his ilk must pay for their crimes, and further for his theft of the E30. They decreed; In our election, we will elect military men who will make the Israeli pay.
And so it came to pass that men of the tribe Hamas were elected, sworn to destroy the Israeli, who was guilty of all manner of murder, theft of their E30 and more.
When Hamas ascended the throne, many arabs came before them and cried: "These Israeli pigs have stolen our E30. They have taken our parking space, and forced the slaughter of our kingsmen. Because of them, our children are starving.
We know where they keep our E30s in their land. Our ally to the north, the great King Ahmadinejad, has not only had his E30s stolen by the pig jews, but his E21s as well. The king has promised us weapons to fight these invaders and thieves."
The Hamas, after the election, then went to see the great king Ahmadinejad, and he so decreed: "This rotting corpse called Israel should be excised from our Earth. They have stolen our E30s, they have murdered our people and starved our children. They have as much right to our E30s as a maggot has to our food. Our cause is just, Allah is with us; this pig must be slaughtered."
And with that, the great king of the north gave Hamas many weapons and traps to use against the murderers, who were also non-believers.
A mass of tunnels under the Earth were built by Hamas and the great king to the north. The arab freedom fighters had many routes to choose, many weapons to use, many E30s to destroy.
And lo, thousands upon thousands of the stolen E30s in Israel were made useless by Hamas in the year 2008.
But the suffering in the arab land continued. The hunger did not go away. The parking place did not change. The E30 parts supply dwindled. But the Hamas government believed, it was righteous and most important to destroy the Israeli pig first, then attend to these small matters at home later.
And the arabs in the land questioned it not.
Then something happened which had never happened before: no one understood, nor could explain. For some reason, some inexplicable reason, some reason which defied all logic and all knowledge, some reason that people questioned yet could not understand: the Israelis fought for their E30s.
The missles were filed at the E30, but the Israelis protected their E30s, believing the titles were in their name.
This has never happened before, and the world understood it not.
The Israelis fought to keep their E30s, and the world paused, because the people could not fathom it--why has this occurred? The reporters from the New York Times, CNN and MSNBC in 2009 saw their circulations and ratings fall thereby, and they cried, lo, what dark magic have these Israelis invoked?
No one understood, then came the bloggers the world around, who cried as one: "Our brother arabs are being opressed and their E30s have been stolen."
But the world heard it not, and there was a rumbling thoughout the land.
It was then that the wise men to the west said, hark, the Israelis defend their E30s, and if those E30s were ours, we would drive them without guilt.
The bloggers understood it not, and went to their leaders and cried, "Lo, what manner of trickery shall we employ, that the world will again see how the E30s of our arabs were stolen?"
Their leaders thus replied, "Wait, we shall think of an answer, and when we agree, you shall use it to persuade the masses. We will re-read 'Mein Kampf,' and surely an answer will follow."

[CorvallisBMW]

holy shit, you must have a really empty and boring life to waste all that time....

[tofubento]

COMEDY!!!!! :up:

[Mohammed_A]

Are these Hammas? terrorists? these are just SOME of the many pics of innocent being killed....

[Schniddy]

Sorry man but, they have plenty of notice.

[Mohammed_A]

how can u say that they have plenty of notice, we both know these air strikes take place out of the blue , where do they go?

[Money$hit]

how can u say that they have plenty of notice, we both know these air strikes take place out of the blue , where do they go?

Make a raft and sail to Egypt for fucks sake. People have no ingenuity these days. Sheesh.

[Mohammed_A]

like i said before in this thread, we can say alot if WE ARE NOT THERE..

[Schniddy]

Hohammed,

Look up a little information about how this is all being planned and exicuted. You'd be surprised at the amount of effort and extra money being spent in order to minimize casualties and damage to the maximum.

We can say even less when we didn't do all of our homework...

[CorvallisBMW]

Sorry man but, they have plenty of notice.

And where are they supposed to go? All the border crossings are CLOSED.