SSworxs " Aggressive Widebody Fenders"

[sampayne]

Someone shared this on the facebook page. But I figured I post it here for those who haven't seen it.



I honestly thought it was a joke or photoshop at first. But no. This is real. And you can actually BUY it.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SSworxs-Bmw-E30-Aggressive-Widebody-Fenders-Metal-Panel-Coupe-Convertable-/182559137354?hash=item2a815f5e4a:g:nFYAAOSwT-FZClVx&vxp=mtr

"SSworxs Bmw E30 Aggressive Widebody Fenders

We have Finally Created a full Metal Kit for your BMW E30 2dr Coupe Convertible.!!

this is a weld-on Kit that is DTM inspired.

product Includes-

Front Left

Front right

Rear Left

Rear Right

The Front Fender Portion is made longer to work with several bumpers and is allowed to be adjusted for wheel clearances for your setup!

The Rear is the same setup as the Front

Fetal Fender Flares are stronger and will last longer!

Metal Fenders gives an OEM Feel and style.

Professional Installation is Required for perfect results."

[Shangsta]

Professional installation requires having a fire marshall there to make sure you don't destroy anything else when you set it on fire.

[McGyver]

You forgot to include how much. It's priced to move at only $999, I wonder if we can get a BG going?!?!?

[Levy3Poop]

Someone thought "I know, I'll do a garbage wide body kit", had a bunch of "Ehh that's good enough I guess" moments while making this, and thinks that people who actually love their cars will weld this on.

I spy with my little eye someone who got tossed down some stairs as a baby.

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[Levy3Poop]

Also: "Fetal fender flares"

Clearly we have a man with an eye for details here.

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[ThatOneEuroE30]

The bumper transitions are amazing haha

[2mAn]

shouldnt this be moved to the R3V facebook moments.... sigh

[sampayne]

Professional installation requires having a fire marshall there to make sure you don't destroy anything else when you set it on fire.

Honestly, if you buy this kit you should probably have your garage/shop burned down too.

shouldnt this be moved to the R3V facebook moments.... sigh

didn't think about that...

[MR E30 325is]

It actually started on the R3v FB page, but some asshat brought this eye cancer onto the forums. Blah.

[TimeMachinE30]

I'd run some bottle caps with it for that tucked-in look.

[rturbo 930]

It looks like it'll add about a foot to the overall body width, ie, super wide car, silly wide tires that will be impossible to find. And it looks like absolute shit. And it costs a grand - I would have guessed maybe $250.

Some people just shouldn't bother.

[Optimator]

Also: "Fetal fender flares"

He's not wrong.

It looks like an abortion.

[varg]

What a hack job. Someone with the skills to install that has the skills to make a better looking set of flares.

[JimmyP]

No f'n way that is serious.
No way
That is an elaborate joke.
Gotta be.
That cannot be for real

[e30davie]

that rear wheel looks photoshopped. And by photoshopped I mean windows 98 version of ms-paint.

I mean all the power to them for giving it a go. Price is a bit steap, if it was alot cheaper it might suit a lemons car:P