OK r3v folks, what are your most egregious stories of going to a shop for [whatever] work and having them try to bamboozle you? As much as we are mostly DIY champions, we have all had to deal with a shop for one reason or another.
I really only have one that I have personally experienced, which came up when I was talking with my wife and getting a laugh at the time a Honda dealership tried to mark up some maintenance by about $2000.
We had a 2003 Civic with around 210k miles on the clock, and it had developed a pinhole leak in the head gasket. Initial symptoms were hard starting, running on 3 cylinders for a few moments, an overflowing expansion tank, and white exhaust puffs. It was due for a timing belt replacement and a valve adjustment at that point, and I was way too busy with work to DIY it. So, off to the dealer to have them run a quick test on the coolant system to check for exhaust gases.
Sure enough, the car tested positive for combustion byproducts in the coolant. No milkshake or signs of coolant in the oil. OK, so really it was no big deal since I was going to have them do the timing belt anyway, and I figured that pulling/reinstalling the head was going to be maybe 3-4 more hours of labor along with a couple of parts. I told the service advisor person that I wanted a quote for the HG replacement, head resurfacing, timing belt and associated stuff like the water pump, and a valve adjustment.
So I wait 20 minutes and they have a quote for me. It is $4000. Hmmm. The timing belt job for this car at a Honda dealer was (at the time, more than a decade ago) like $850. A valve adjustment was around $400. I could see up to $1000 in labor and parts for dealing with the head, but not almost $3000. So I ask about what exactly the line items on the quote are. Long story short, they had the normal service items on there with the associated hours, and the HG repair with all of the hours for just that job listed separately. lol.
So I ask about it. "The hours for the timing belt are entirely part of the head repair, right? As in, they shouldn't be line items?" And, since at this point I am willing to go elsewhere, I just lay it out. "Look, I know that most of the people who come in here don't know what a screwdriver is. I have rebuilt engines, and I am here because I am fine with paying for the convenience of not dealing with this myself. Can you check with your boss and take a second look at the labor fees?".
She goes off to ask her supervisor or whatever. Five minutes later she is back and, wouldn't you know it, the quote now totals $1800 plus the resurfacing fee since they contract that out and the final cost depends on the condition of the head. "The master technician took another look and yes, the hours for the HG job encompass those for the timing belt." I didn't ask where the other $1000 went that was somehow in there at first, but the price seemed fair for the scope of work. She wasn't clueless and seemed to know plenty about cars, so obviously she was in on the attempted swindle. Funny enough, maybe because they knew that they got caught, they included a rental car free of charge for the full week, even despite the Civic being well out of the warranty.
As if this story wasn't dragging on long enough, there was additional BS related to the head resurfacing work. A little SOHC head would have been $125-200 at any independent shop at the time if the work just included basic dis/reassembly and milling. I had asked about this at the initial quote time, and they had said that it could be $150-500, with a cracked head being at the $500 end. My instruction was to do nothing if the head was cracked and call me first since a clean used one was like $100. Welllll...I get a call. "OK, we got the head back, and the cost is $530 because it needed some extra work." I ask for them to get me a copy of the invoice from the 3rd party since a standard resurfacing was under $200, and they were supposed to ask me first if it was non-standard work. An hour later they call back. "Oh, yeah sorry, we got the invoice mixed up and the cost is $165." Motherfuckers.
Anyway that was that. The repair went fine, we drove it for a few more years, and then sold it for peanuts to a former coworker whose son had turned 16. As far as I know, it is still on the road, alive and well, in the PNW.
I do not know how typical this is for service departments, but I doubt that it is uncommon, and it's dirty. At the same time, it is sort of funny how reasonable they can be, at least in that case, if you are cool about it and just calmly ask them to check their bullshit without actually accusing them of anything. It is also the reason that I avoid shops like the plague, and got the full service manual for the 2016 Accord that replaced the Civic. I don't want to deal with those people unless absolutely necessary!
I really only have one that I have personally experienced, which came up when I was talking with my wife and getting a laugh at the time a Honda dealership tried to mark up some maintenance by about $2000.
We had a 2003 Civic with around 210k miles on the clock, and it had developed a pinhole leak in the head gasket. Initial symptoms were hard starting, running on 3 cylinders for a few moments, an overflowing expansion tank, and white exhaust puffs. It was due for a timing belt replacement and a valve adjustment at that point, and I was way too busy with work to DIY it. So, off to the dealer to have them run a quick test on the coolant system to check for exhaust gases.
Sure enough, the car tested positive for combustion byproducts in the coolant. No milkshake or signs of coolant in the oil. OK, so really it was no big deal since I was going to have them do the timing belt anyway, and I figured that pulling/reinstalling the head was going to be maybe 3-4 more hours of labor along with a couple of parts. I told the service advisor person that I wanted a quote for the HG replacement, head resurfacing, timing belt and associated stuff like the water pump, and a valve adjustment.
So I wait 20 minutes and they have a quote for me. It is $4000. Hmmm. The timing belt job for this car at a Honda dealer was (at the time, more than a decade ago) like $850. A valve adjustment was around $400. I could see up to $1000 in labor and parts for dealing with the head, but not almost $3000. So I ask about what exactly the line items on the quote are. Long story short, they had the normal service items on there with the associated hours, and the HG repair with all of the hours for just that job listed separately. lol.
So I ask about it. "The hours for the timing belt are entirely part of the head repair, right? As in, they shouldn't be line items?" And, since at this point I am willing to go elsewhere, I just lay it out. "Look, I know that most of the people who come in here don't know what a screwdriver is. I have rebuilt engines, and I am here because I am fine with paying for the convenience of not dealing with this myself. Can you check with your boss and take a second look at the labor fees?".
She goes off to ask her supervisor or whatever. Five minutes later she is back and, wouldn't you know it, the quote now totals $1800 plus the resurfacing fee since they contract that out and the final cost depends on the condition of the head. "The master technician took another look and yes, the hours for the HG job encompass those for the timing belt." I didn't ask where the other $1000 went that was somehow in there at first, but the price seemed fair for the scope of work. She wasn't clueless and seemed to know plenty about cars, so obviously she was in on the attempted swindle. Funny enough, maybe because they knew that they got caught, they included a rental car free of charge for the full week, even despite the Civic being well out of the warranty.
As if this story wasn't dragging on long enough, there was additional BS related to the head resurfacing work. A little SOHC head would have been $125-200 at any independent shop at the time if the work just included basic dis/reassembly and milling. I had asked about this at the initial quote time, and they had said that it could be $150-500, with a cracked head being at the $500 end. My instruction was to do nothing if the head was cracked and call me first since a clean used one was like $100. Welllll...I get a call. "OK, we got the head back, and the cost is $530 because it needed some extra work." I ask for them to get me a copy of the invoice from the 3rd party since a standard resurfacing was under $200, and they were supposed to ask me first if it was non-standard work. An hour later they call back. "Oh, yeah sorry, we got the invoice mixed up and the cost is $165." Motherfuckers.
Anyway that was that. The repair went fine, we drove it for a few more years, and then sold it for peanuts to a former coworker whose son had turned 16. As far as I know, it is still on the road, alive and well, in the PNW.
I do not know how typical this is for service departments, but I doubt that it is uncommon, and it's dirty. At the same time, it is sort of funny how reasonable they can be, at least in that case, if you are cool about it and just calmly ask them to check their bullshit without actually accusing them of anything. It is also the reason that I avoid shops like the plague, and got the full service manual for the 2016 Accord that replaced the Civic. I don't want to deal with those people unless absolutely necessary!
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