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    Ha, I know I shouldn't, but.....
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      Ugggghhhhhhh..............
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        lol

        My friends and I would constantly send that to each other, hidden as a different link.. as a game..

        One time I was at a starbucks, a very busy starbucks, and my friend sends me a "youtube" link and I open it in line and it was a porno, blasting on my phone.... chick was moaning like a whale.... everyone is fucking looking at me and I tried to do the whole, "it was a joke, my friend is an asshole" thing, but it just made it more incriminating..

        fucking awkward... I love my friends..
        Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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          I also came across this..

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            Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
            lol

            My friends and I would constantly send that to each other, hidden as a different link.. as a game..

            One time I was at a starbucks, a very busy starbucks, and my friend sends me a "youtube" link and I open it in line and it was a porno, blasting on my phone.... chick was moaning like a whale.... everyone is fucking looking at me and I tried to do the whole, "it was a joke, my friend is an asshole" thing, but it just made it more incriminating..

            fucking awkward... I love my friends..
            Lol!!
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              Damn! I guess androgeny hadn't occurred to me. I was trying to figure out how a clit was coming out of a clit. Now I see it is a clit f***ing a clit.

              About a year ago, I recounted a story here about this chick walking naked around a party that had one of those.

              Now I am wondering if "she" takes turns bagging her bf with that thing? When he goes down on her, does he really just suck her dick? Which one is really the man in that relationship? Gosh......
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                fuck, I didn't read before clicking the link.

                Closed it fast.

                5 minutes later I remembered that I had closed a thread before I read it, so I CTRL+SHIFT+T and it opened again...
                Originally posted by priapism
                My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                Originally posted by shameson
                Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                  What is it with Impreza guys being massive tools?

                  I'm just cruising along after getting some SmashBurger (Awesome place, by the way. Their burgers are awesome) and some chode with the typical stretched tires, wing delete, obnoxious blowoff valve, three inch exhaust and limo tint combo comes pulling along side me. Dude just keeps pulling forward and back, showing off the blowoff valve trying to get my attention, then he pulls by and I just shake my head. Guy keeps trying to get me to nail the throttle and play.

                  I get it. You have a turbo Impreza. I'm so proud of you. You're so cool, trying to get a car to race you that not only has less power from the factory, but it's N/A at 6000ft with a near 20% power loss because of altitude. I am slow as can be. What are you trying to prove?
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                    Nonsense Thread

                    Originally posted by UlrichFennec View Post
                    What is it with Impreza guys being massive tools?

                    I'm just cruising along after getting some SmashBurger (Awesome place, by the way. Their burgers are awesome) and some chode with the typical stretched wheels, wing delete, obnoxious blowoff valve, three inch exhaust and limo tint combo comes pulling along side me. Dude just keeps pulling forward and back, showing off the blowoff valve trying to get my attention, then he pulls by and I just shake my head. Guy keeps trying to get me to nail the throttle and play.

                    I get it. You have a turbo Impreza. I'm so proud of you. You're so cool, trying to get a car to race you that not only has less power from the factory, but it's N/A at 6000ft with a near 20% power loss because of altitude. I am slow as can be. What are you trying to prove?


                    That he has a huge clit...imeandick
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                        Are you talking about that link flyboy posted lol?


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                        Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                          Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                          Are you talking about that link flyboy posted lol?


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                          Nope, clearly.

                          Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                          burgundy, your link doesn't work.

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                            Oh okay, good. You would have to be a massive prude to not enjoy that...

                            That link works for me. If it still doesn't for you, it's two snails bumping uglies.


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                            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                              Massive you say, hmm...

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                                Am I the only person who has some weird thing against increasing my credit card limit?
                                The bank keeps trying to raise it, and I always ignore/say no, but I don't actually have a reason for this? Are there any real pros/cons to increasing the limit (mostly concerned about credit rating...)
                                Originally posted by priapism
                                My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                                Originally posted by shameson
                                Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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