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  • MrBurgundy
    R3V Elite
    • Mar 2012
    • 5290
    #3556
    Hey, it's only gay if you cum
    Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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      • IceWhite
        E30 Modder
        • Jan 2015
        • 945
        #3557
        Originally posted by roguetoaster
        Flyboy is not der affe, so we should adjust some of our expectations accordingly.
        Ha! You're right.

        Originally posted by flyboyx
        ah shit!!! i didn't think of that! i mean....that would be ok, right?





        aw.....falls to floor.....sobbing......uncontrollably........;D

        its hard to be "hard"(as in limp as fuck) in a situation like that. for me at least.

        Mann, you can act. LOL!!!!







        But, I did not mean it that way. I was expecting you to lecture him or at the worst case maybe.. um... B**chSlap him.
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        2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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          • flyboyx
            R3V OG
            • Sep 2008
            • 8371
            #3558
            Originally posted by roguetoaster
            Flyboy is not der affe, so we should adjust some of our expectations accordingly.
            I cant tell.... are you saying he's a badass or is that a "red fox" connotation?
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              • roguetoaster
                R3V OG
                • Jan 2012
                • 7742
                #3559
                Originally posted by flyboyx
                I cant tell.... are you saying he's a badass or is that a "red fox" connotation?
                Badass is one way to put it, over the top is another. I think there's a level of weird we can all laugh at, understand and appreciate, then there's "badass."

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                  • Northern
                    R3V Elite
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 5036
                    #3560
                    over the past week, my local bmw facebook group has become swamped with pictures of the most clapped out E46's with captions similar to "Looking fer coilovers"

                    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
                    Originally posted by priapism
                    My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                    Originally posted by shameson
                    Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                      • 2mAn
                        Moderator
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 20062
                        #3561
                        Nonsense Thread

                        In San Jose visiting the parents for the weekend and realized that there's a elite 8 game ( gonzaga vs Xavier) here in Downtown SJ and I totally think I could've made it work to go... now I'm watching an exciting game on tv wishing I said fuck it and just went...
                        Simon
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                        -1986 German Car
                        -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

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                          • djjerme
                            R3V Elite
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 5082
                            #3562
                            Nice, one of the lawyers I run with in the morning, Zag is his alma mater. So he's been bragging about them all season


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                            1991 325i MT2 Touring (JDM bro)
                            2016 Ford Flex
                            2011 Audi A3 - wife's other German car

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                              • flyboyx
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 8371
                                #3563
                                holy crap! one of my flight attendant friends linked this to me. i can't even tell what what the hell is going on there! i'm only posting a link because it violates the "policy" here. warning: don't open this at work or in front of your kids!

                                https://houston.craigslist.org/cas/6060665498.html


                                can anyone tell me wtf? i'm talking about the first pic in particular. i can't even recognize the bottom half of that as being...well...a thing.
                                sigpic
                                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                                  • MrBurgundy
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Mar 2012
                                    • 5290
                                    #3564
                                    I got you



                                    go in six mins and everything will make sense
                                    Last edited by MrBurgundy; 03-28-2017, 12:22 PM.
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                                      • ThatM20Guy
                                        Mod Crazy
                                        • Aug 2014
                                        • 601
                                        #3565
                                        Uhhhhh...what...what did I just look at


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                                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                                        I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                                          • flyboyx
                                            R3V OG
                                            • Sep 2008
                                            • 8371
                                            #3566
                                            burgundy, your link doesn't work.
                                            sigpic
                                            Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                                            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                                              • 2mAn
                                                Moderator
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 20062
                                                #3567
                                                Ugh my lunch wants to come up
                                                Simon
                                                Current Cars:
                                                -1966 Lotus Elan
                                                -1986 German Car
                                                -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                                                Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                                                  • MrBurgundy
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Mar 2012
                                                    • 5290
                                                    #3568
                                                    Originally posted by flyboyx
                                                    burgundy, your link doesn't work.
                                                    fixed it
                                                    Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                                                      • IceWhite
                                                        E30 Modder
                                                        • Jan 2015
                                                        • 945
                                                        #3569
                                                        Woahh!!!! You Guys!!

                                                        Gonna take a long time to unsee!
                                                        1990 325i
                                                        2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                                                          • MrBurgundy
                                                            R3V Elite
                                                            • Mar 2012
                                                            • 5290
                                                            #3570
                                                            Google blue waffle and click I'm feeling lucky.


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                                                            Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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