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    Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
    ill get to work on it. i was kinda hoping for a more ridiculous word than that one like, i don't know...."anal discharge" or something
    What about a made-up German sounding word, like "kleinenschpluger?"
    Originally posted by kronus
    would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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      Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
      ill get to work on it. i was kinda hoping for a more ridiculous word than that one like, i don't know...."anal discharge" or something


      Let's just do that one then. Keep it in the same ballpark as circumnavigate lol.

      Or "raw scrotum"


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        This should be good...:popcorn:
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        Originally posted by flyboyx
        I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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          Blumpkin


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            you asked for it. i hope no one gets too offended. its pretty bad.


            Originally posted by ClassiE30 View Post
            hey all you jerk wads! i just thought i would touch base and share what has been going on in my life since all you raw scrotum lickers banned me a few months ago. first of all, you can all take your salvage title shit heaps and drive off a cliff. your cars are all crap and mine is really classi!

            now that i got that out of the way, i wanted to let you know that i have been working really hard to finish up my senior year at school. well, actually to be honest, this is my fifth year of high school. i find it insane that you actually have to study and show up to pass? wtf????? thats a bunch of bull shit! i only have one project left to do before i get my diploma. its for my home economics class. this is where you come in r3v. i need some input because if i don't get a good grade in this project, i will have to come back again for a 6th year.

            anyway, we have to design a household product that could potentially be marketed to real consumers. i have put a lot of thought into this and i am having a difficult time coming up with ideas. one of my thoughts is a dildo designed specifically for men. it is shaped just like a charred bratwurst and runs on lithium batteries. i call it the kleinenschpluger. i am having a little trouble getting the "kinks" worked out so to speak. i sent a prototype to my older Russian friend because he said he would give me honest feedback about my product and what needs to be improved. he has had the thing for over a month now and says he won't give it back to me unless i fly up to newark and give him a blumpkin. since he has gotten much older in recent years, gained a ton of weight, and lost all his hair, i am just not attracted to him anymore. in fact, the thought of sleeping with him is now quite repulsive. this is where you come in r3v. i am looking for a half dozen members who are willing to try out my....well..."member". I've used it a few times but personally i find that it has a small but undesirable side effect. i have honestly had some minor infected anal discharge pus for over a week. i think the problem is related to roughness from the flame grilled outer coating. i'm really starting to worry because my project is due on the 16th of this month and there is just no way i am going to get a good grade the way it is. i guess i am still technically banned from r3v so it wouldn't do much good for you guys to send me a pm. its probably best to just call me or send a text. my number is 1-800-LICK-A-SAC-O-BALLS
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              Fucking LOL


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              1991 318i 4dr slick top


              Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
              Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
              Mtech 2 turbo restoration
              Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                  Wow. All in one! Your posts never fail to deliver!!
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                    Holy shit
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                      History made
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                        Just wondering if you can go another round, or will it cause too much butthurt?

                        I am sure R3v will find some more words. Let us know.
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                          +1 for more bedtime stories


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                            Had a sunroof shipped from SoCal to Canada (since there aren't any rust free ones up here) and had requested USPS...

                            Sunroof shows up FedEx, and was $100 to ship in the first place (for a free bronzit sunroof :s )

                            1 month later they send me a bill for $50. The sunroof was valued at $20, so is duty exempt, yet they are charging me $20.xx in duty, plus another $15 in brokerage fees + tax.

                            I didn't sign for the package, and didn't know the sender used FedEx until the package arrived. What are the chances I actually can get dinged with this in any way/shape/form?
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                            Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                              Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                              Fucking LOL
                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                              Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                              Holy shit
                              Originally posted by ahrensNW View Post
                              History made

                              E. All of the above.
                              Originally posted by kronus
                              would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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                                Originally posted by Northern View Post
                                Had a sunroof shipped from SoCal to Canada (since there aren't any rust free ones up here) and had requested USPS...

                                Sunroof shows up FedEx, and was $100 to ship in the first place (for a free bronzit sunroof :s )

                                1 month later they send me a bill for $50. The sunroof was valued at $20, so is duty exempt, yet they are charging me $20.xx in duty, plus another $15 in brokerage fees + tax.

                                I didn't sign for the package, and didn't know the sender used FedEx until the package arrived. What are the chances I actually can get dinged with this in any way/shape/form?
                                Do you have an account with fed ex? If not, then they cant charge the card you would have on file. My guess is that they already paid those fees and are back charging them to you. If you dont pay, i believe their only recourse is to not allow you ship via their company until the charge is settled.
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                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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