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    Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
    You guys need Jesus.

    The one with the taco truck that serves nearly inedibly hot peppers. They'll clean you out.


    Don’t you mean jésus


    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
    1991 318i 4dr slick top


    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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      Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
      Never taken them but sounds like i need to. Im and eating and shitting machine. Like 4-5 times a day lol
      Dude same. Rarely do I poop less than twice a day.
      89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

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      Originally posted by flyboyx
      I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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        Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View Post
        Dude same. Rarely do I poop less than twice a day.
        same. my wife takes probiotics and swears by them.

        those of you with problems in that department can always drink the stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. that shit will clean you out so well, you will be pissing clear liquid out of your ass for a couple days.

        apparently there is a place(spa?) you can go to get a colonic? i am told they stick a little water tube up your ass and blast all your dook out. kinda like a pressure wash for your butthole.

        by the way....love your new avatar. its so much more....aesthetic than the last one. not that the little guy wasn't a hottie though.....
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        88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
        92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
        88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
        88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
        87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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          Anyone who is interested in probiotics should do a bit of research into the gut biome. Dr. David Perlmutter is an expert in the connection between your gut and the rest of your body. Fascinating stuff.
          My previous build (currently E30-less)
          http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

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            Need to poop more? Drink more coffee.
            Originally posted by priapism
            My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
            Originally posted by shameson
            Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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              Originally posted by Northern View Post
              Need to poop more? Drink more coffee.


              Cant stand coffee lol maybe I’m not old enough yet not sure.


              1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
              1991 318i 4dr slick top


              Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
              Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
              Mtech 2 turbo restoration
              Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                Coffee helps for the morning poop. (For me)
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                2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                  I cant imagine its only me but coffee gives it a different consistency.

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                    Probiotics are marketed almost entirely based on pseudoscience and fallacy. Their marketing is almost as bad as the magic copper bracelet guys. If your gut flora is in such a state that you have regular problems due to it, you've got a bigger problem causing that. You folks just need to eat better. Get some fiber, eat some oats, avoid greasy food and excessive oils, have some veggies and green crap with your meat. If you eat shit you're going to shit shit too. Good reading on probiotics: https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/probiotics/
                    Last edited by varg; 12-12-2017, 02:17 PM.

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                      ^this
                      1990 325is
                      m52b28
                      3.73lsd
                      g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                        Coffee gives me the shits like no other
                        88 325i Cabrio
                        04 Neon SRT-4

                        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                          Red Bull > Coffee


                          Yeah I’m probably gonna die when I’m 50 :D
                          89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

                          Insta: r_moose_w

                          Originally posted by flyboyx
                          I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                            Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View Post
                            Red Bull > Coffee





                            Yeah I’m probably gonna die when I’m 50 :D


                            Or be like my cousin who would chug those things and ended up in the hospital with diabetes


                            1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                            1991 318i 4dr slick top


                            Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                            Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                            Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                            Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                              probiotics. idk if it's really bullshit but my turds today came out like silk.
                              There is a difference so something is going on in there.
                              we'll see how it goes.

                              i'm kinda crazy, so just think about this.
                              There's so much bacteria in ur gut even our dna has traces of viruses we're more virus and bacteria than man. When you get hungry for shit, is it you who is hungry for shit or the bad bacteria in ur gut that is telling you to eat shit? What if you put more of the so called good stuff in it? will you be less inclined on being hungry for shit and your body will want to get on track to get "better"?
                              just a wild thought.

                              btw i'm just taking them because i think it'll act like a pipe cleaner for my colon because i eat garbage everyday
                              and my gut is massive. looks like i'm pregnant for real.
                              Last edited by LowR3V'in; 12-12-2017, 09:31 PM.

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                                Steal a car in California, no problem
                                http://www.ocregister.com/2017/12/06...in-california/
                                A staple of the old Oprah Winfrey Show was the prize giveaway at the end of the program, where “Lady O” would shower her audiences with everything from complimentary macaroni and cheese to brand new cars. The crowd would cheer and the viewing audience would be envious.

                                But even now that Oprah is off the air, people can still cruise around town freely in rides they didn’t pay for — courtesy of your local Golden State courthouse.

                                “You get a car! And you get a car! And you get car!”

                                In a recent California Supreme Court decision, the justices unanimously ruled that any person convicted of a felony for stealing a car may have that conviction reduced to a misdemeanor if the vehicle was worth no more than $950.

                                The decision, which overturned lower court rulings, came as an interpretation of California’s voter-approved — but spectacularly disastrous — Proposition 47, which reduced any number of drug and theft related felonies to misdemeanors.

                                Because I needed more of a reason to keep my E30 out of cali....

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