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    Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post

    But first stop using that liquid diabetes in your coffee.
    try the dunkin dounuts dunkin turbo it's the shit for real. smooth af.

    without sounding like a prick this is the best tasting coffee ever 10/10
    Im not racist, but I cant drink black coffee.

    Is that coffee you can drink black? Ive tried multiple times to go black, but I cant. I literally put like a teaspoon in my coffee, I dont drown it out. Im always reading the labels. GZA taught me well

    Originally posted by Joe G View Post
    I miss the days when I could drink all night, eat junk food and use sex as my only workout. Oh to be 20 again.
    bottle of jack, multiple blunts, 18 yo girls... the good ol days
    Simon
    Current Car:
    -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
    -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



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      Audi engineers are assholes.
      2000 A4 1.8TQ | 1988 325is | 1976 280Z | 1953 CJ3B

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        Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
        bottle of jack, multiple blunts, 18 yo girls... the good ol days
        So when are we turning your Datsun into a time machine?


        Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

        Originally posted by lambo
        Sounds like you need a massage.
        Originally posted by kpeng
        Who the hell is Vlad?

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          Originally posted by Joe G View Post
          So when are we turning your Datsun into a time machine?

          Hahaha

          The true Previous owner, Arthur Tanji was our kind of guy. Cigarette butts everywhere in the car, receipt from a Adult video store circa 1986... the profile I found for that name on google matches this mentality. I imagine he was searching for those ladies constantly to take them for a spin in his little convertible

          Even Will (BlackbirdM3) told me that my car got more looks than his own, even though when he drove it, it wasn’t running so great lol

          I mean come on... look at how sexy I look



          Who could resist that [emoji23]
          Simon
          Current Car:
          -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
          -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



          Make R3V Great Again -2020

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            ^I have a massive boner right now! 'scuse me.....I need some alone time in the shitter.
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              Originally posted by rturbo 930 View Post
              Audi engineers are assholes.
              yes.....yes indeed.....they truly are.

              badass cars, but you are a bigger man than I am for owning one.

              I still want an 80's GT coupe Quattro tho.
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              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                But first stop using that liquid diabetes in your coffee.

                Consuming something fat won't give you diabetes.
                It also won't make you fat.
                It's the processed sugars and grains that make ya fat (breads, pastas, sweets, rice etc).
                If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                  Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                  yes.....yes indeed.....they truly are.

                  badass cars, but you are a bigger man than I am for owning one.

                  I still want an 80's GT coupe Quattro tho.
                  It's a 2000 A4. I swear they designed it on a computer, and never actually tried putting it together to see if there were any issues. Definitely doesn't have the DIY user in mind, that is for sure.
                  2000 A4 1.8TQ | 1988 325is | 1976 280Z | 1953 CJ3B

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                    Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post

                    Consuming something fat won't give you diabetes.
                    It also won't make you fat.
                    It's the processed sugars and grains that make ya fat (breads, pastas, sweets, rice etc).

                    i know all about it he was talking about coffee creamer

                    just said it tongue in cheek i know ppl love to pour that shit in to make it sweet.


                    a little tbls of irish cream has 5g of sugar so just watching ppl i guess they use about enough to rival a mountain dew in suger

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                      Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                      i know all about it he was talking about coffee creamer

                      just said it tongue in cheek i know ppl love to pour that shit in to make it sweet.


                      a little tbls of irish cream has 5g of sugar so just watching ppl i guess they use about enough to rival a mountain dew in suger
                      My stuff is the vanilla cream from Trader Joes.

                      1tbsp is 1.5g of fat (1g of polyunsaturated fat) and 30 calories, its from cane sugar and not corn syrup or any of that crap... and im pretty good about only putting about 1 tablespoon. Its literally a splash of it hah
                      Simon
                      Current Car:
                      -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                      -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



                      Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                        start buying good beans and using filtered water and coffee starts tasting good
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                          ^
                          THAT also a really good coffee maker and a decent grinder helps a massive amount as well
                          Originally posted by Fusion
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                            I don't understand how people can guzzle coffee everyday. I used to drink it but if I have even just a small cup I get jittery and my tinnitus spikes so bad I can hardly function.
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                              French press makes everything better
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                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                                Well, after a few AC issues, my Neon is once again functional. NEW PROBLEM. When I picked it up, the door was popping against the fender. The next morning, It wouldn't even open more than 6 inches. I called the shop and talked to them. A week later he said he looked at the footage and saw nothing. So it's on me. I looked and found that there aren't any bolts holding my side skirt and the bottom of my fender on the frame. So now I'm stuck with a bent fender and chipped paint AND I have to figure out how to get them to line up properly again. I understand that shops need to cover their own ass and stuff, but come on. It just came out of your fucking shop. End rant.
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                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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