Nonsense Thread

[TeXJ]

I remember palmetto bugs when I lived in Florida a short time. I remember my mom and sister freaking out about them hahaha

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Junebugs though... they friggin suck and hurt like hell if you hit one at highway speed when your arm is out the window

[ForcedFirebird]

I remember palmetto bugs when I lived in Florida a short time. I remember my mom and sister freaking out about them hahaha

Yup, they freak the ladies out.



Worst bugs here when on the highway are lovebugs! They completely cover your vehicle on a road trip lol.

[DealinDave@Blunttech.com]

Junebugs though... they friggin suck and hurt like hell if you hit one at highway speed when your arm is out the window

Or when they hit you in the face/throat on a motorcycle. A couple years ago I had my face shield up on the highway and one of those fuckers tagged me right above my glasses in the middle of my forehead. I had a Gorbachev-esque firemark on my forehead for a week.

I'm not huge on bugs in general and my level of hate tends to grow exponentially with the number of legs. More than 6 and there is a kill it with fire rule.

[Joe G]

I need to figure out where I'm going to move to. Also, I really need to wash my car. Anyone try any new car wash/care care products?

[MrBurgundy]

I just use dawn dish soap lol


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[parkerbink]

Only 22%

[Ryan...]

I currently own 3 vehicles, none run.

Range Rover - it'd be quicker to list the stuff that isn't wrong
E30 - needs battery, dash put back together, seats bolted in, and it ran like shit before all that.
Ducati - needs belts before being driven.

Feels pretty silly hitching a ride or taking an Uber to work when I have like $22k worth of impractical vehicles sitting in the garage :/

[roguetoaster]

We all aspire to your level of greatness.

[parkerbink]

I must be doing it wrong. All my cars run.

[Stanley Rockafella]

No complaints out here about the weather.
It's a bit warm (90's, which is uncommon for where I live), but there is very low humidity.
Plus no bugs. Like at all. And no ticks. Which is awesome.

Agreed. We spend some time last year around Sedona. It was amazing! so dry (we literally drank 3 gallons in 4 days and went to the bathroom a handful of times).
We also don't have mosquitoes and leave our windows open year round with no screens. I really think we're blessed (not religious either) considering what we used to tolerate growing up on the prairies.

I must be doing it wrong. All my cars run.

Agreed

[flyboyx]

Yup, they freak the ladies out.



Worst bugs here when on the highway are lovebugs! They completely cover your vehicle on a road trip lol.

we have all of that here in tejas. I used to be kinda squeamish about insects in my formative years. then I spent 12 months in American Samoa. fuck! those things made the insects here in the states look like a bunch of pussie ass lady bugs!

hell, they have bats there with almost a 6 foot wing span. believe it or not, they actually taste pretty good though.

fo reelz!

[Ryan...]

We all aspire to your level of greatness.

With a lack of foresight, poor decision making skills, and a limited budget this can all be yours too!!!!

**Bonus! Buy now and I'll throw in the girlfriend that says, "I fucking told you so..." every time you mention car issues!**

[rturbo 930]

I've got two cars that run out of... 5? A few weeks ago, it was zero.

[Stanley Rockafella]

With a lack of foresight, poor decision making skills, and a limited budget this can all be yours too!!!!

That's how some of the best stories begin ;D