Nonsense Thread

[kickinindian]

When i lay on my side it feels almost like i have a bruised rib or an organ is bloated and
the ribs are pressing on it. not pain but sorta a soreness. When i press directly on
the side of my ribs i can feel it but not on the front or back.

Does that sound like what u got? i'm afraid its pancreatic cancer.
i'm going to just drink coffee and broth for 3 days see if it goes away if not i'm going to blow my brains out.

seems like the logical next step

[flyboyx]

there are some serious kick ass prime day deals on amazon today. I just bought a Bose quiet comfort 25 noise canceling headphones for 125.00! normally 3 hondo. still available for another 3 or 4 hours if someone needs them.

[parkerbink]

I thought 134 bucks for a 187.79 APC was good.

lol

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003Y24DEU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[ForcedFirebird]

We bought a 55" smart tv for 340 clams, shipped. :)

[ForcedFirebird]

Oh and a blender and electric can opener for another 70 haha

[MR E30 325is]

Y'all are boring today.

Here's a nursery rhyme I remember my Dad telling me when I was a youngin'. He snagged it from John Valby.

NSFW CONTENT BELOW!



















There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles I would fuck it!

[Joe G]

^I don't remember ever meeting your dad when I lived on Nantucket.

[MR E30 325is]

^i don't remember ever meeting you dad when i lived on nantucket.

golden!

Edit: What the........ it won't let me post in all caps.

[Powling]

there are some serious kick ass prime day deals on amazon today. I just bought a Bose quiet comfort 25 noise canceling headphones for 125.00! normally 3 hondo. still available for another 3 or 4 hours if someone needs them.

This is what I hate about Prime Day - the US gets good deals, but in Canada our deals were garbage.

[ForcedFirebird]

Y'all are boring today.

Once there was a man named Dave,
He found a dead whore in a cave,
Despite the bad smell, he said "oh, what the hell"
Think of the money I can save!

[flyboyx]

^bwahaha!

I remember the nantucket one from when I was a kid. I sure didn't learn it from my dad though.

[MR E30 325is]

Once there was a man named Dave,
He found a dead whore in a cave,
Despite the bad smell, he said "oh, what the hell"
Think of the money I can save!

Haha I remember that one as well!

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Aaaaand that’s why you make sure the batter cable is tight. Customer came in with a no start and before some of his accessories didnt work. Think i found out why.

[TeXJ]

holy geez

[ThatOneEuroE30]

holy geez

How this car didnt catch fire is beyond me.