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    three way!!!!!

    i have plenty of opportunities to hook up with meaningless one nighters since i am quite social and out on the road 3 nights a week. i still fliirt, but i stay out of trouble since i wouldnt want my wife doing that. besides, she would cut my ballz off. i'm 48 and i have definitely noticed a slowdown over the last 10 years or so. the good news is that all the plumbing still works just fine.
    Last edited by flyboyx; 06-20-2019, 05:25 AM.
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    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
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    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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      Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
      The GF can't seem to keep up with my stamina. Seems like with age, I'm able to keep going at the same rate I was at in University. She's kinda hinted at the idea of getting someone else who can keep up with me...dunno how I feel about this.
      That “someone else” is a dude.



      Just sayin
      Originally posted by codyep3
      I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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        Iran just done fucked up


        1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
        1991 318i 4dr slick top


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          Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
          Iran just done fucked up


          Man, idk what to believe or make of the last week of Iran and the USA. Seriously, I don’t know if I trust Iranian state media or Mike Pompeo/the White House when it comes to the tankers and drone.


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          Originally posted by lambo
          Sounds like you need a massage.
          Originally posted by kpeng
          Who the hell is Vlad?

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            Originally posted by Todd Black 88 View Post
            That “someone else” is a dude.



            Just sayin
            It is pride month.
            I do things.

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              Originally posted by Joe G View Post
              Man, idk what to believe or make of the last week of Iran and the USA. Seriously, I don’t know if I trust Iranian state media or Mike Pompeo/the White House when it comes to the tankers and drone.


              The fact that iran came out and said they did and they are ready to go to war leads me to believe the white house how ever I guess it could of some how been twisted by government officials.


              1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
              1991 318i 4dr slick top


              Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
              Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
              Mtech 2 turbo restoration
              Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                Iran just done fucked up
                I assumed the mere fact that behind every blade of grass would lie a Yeet Cannon would be deterrence enough to start a war with the US.

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                  Well, Iran did state on Monday (iirc) that they have no intention or interest in going to war with any nation.

                  They did claim the drone, but deny the tankers. It’s a mess. Also funnily enough, the WH is pressuring the other nations in the Iran nuclear deal to make Iran continue its compliance, despite the US dropping out bc it was useless. Fucking shambles.

                  Down to continue the discussion, but we should prob move to politics and religion.





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                  Originally posted by lambo
                  Sounds like you need a massage.
                  Originally posted by kpeng
                  Who the hell is Vlad?

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                    Originally posted by Joe G View Post
                    Well, Iran did state on Monday (iirc) that they have no intention or interest in going to war with any nation.

                    They did claim the drone, but deny the tankers. It’s a mess. Also funnily enough, the WH is pressuring the other nations in the Iran nuclear deal to make Iran continue its compliance, despite the US dropping out bc it was useless. Fucking shambles.

                    Down to continue the discussion, but we should prob move to politics and religion.





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                    Yea you’re right.


                    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                    1991 318i 4dr slick top


                    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                      ^ Now if only I could hear my wife say those words more often.


                      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                      Originally posted by lambo
                      Sounds like you need a massage.
                      Originally posted by kpeng
                      Who the hell is Vlad?

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                        Originally posted by Joe G View Post
                        ^ Now if only I could hear my wife say those words more often.
                        HAHAHA never gonna happen!
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                          Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                          three way!!!!!
                          i have plenty of opportunities to hook up with meaningless one nighters since i am quite social and out on the road 3 nights a week. i still fliirt, but i stay out of trouble since i wouldnt want my wife doing that. besides, she would cut my ballz off. i'm 48 and i have definitely noticed a slowdown over the last 10 years or so. the good news is that all the plumbing still works just fine.
                          LOL
                          As much as that sounds appealing (which it totally does), I'm kinda against it.
                          Dunno why but I only like doing that stuff with one person....at a time ;)
                          Originally posted by Todd Black 88 View Post
                          That “someone else” is a dude.

                          Just sayin
                          Hahaha! naw she knows I ain't into dudes. She found out stuff about me and other females in the past to let her know the truth.
                          Funny thing tho, is she NEVER brings it to my attention. She just pretends like nothing happened and everything is normal.
                          Besides, I get hit on plenty by dude's but she knows I ain't into them.
                          ...but I'm sure they wouldn't mind being "into" me! ;D LOL
                          Originally posted by Melon View Post
                          It is pride month.
                          In this part of Canada, every month is pride month! LOL
                          Seriously, everyone from the LBGTQ? communities all over western Canada comes out here for the festivities.
                          I don't partake, but I don't have anything against those who do.
                          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                            Originally posted by Joe G View Post
                            Down to continue the discussion, but we should prob move to politics and religion.
                            Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                            Yea you’re right.
                            Originally posted by Joe G View Post
                            ^ Now if only I could hear my wife say those words more often.
                            Originally posted by TeXJ View Post
                            HAHAHA never gonna happen!
                            Thank you.

                            As far as getting your wife to admit all the times you are right, I find that the once in a blue moon when shes right and Im wrong, by me admitting that to her she is then more open to telling me 1/10 times when Im right, that I was right.

                            Im right so often though that 1/10 of the time is still fairly often
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                              to be honest; I dont care if she or I am right...sometimes. Sometimes I get a turd up my butt and I want to push the issue even though I know I'm wrong...sometimes I start out thinking I'm right then realize I'm wrong lol

                              It's more or less a joke with us than anything
                              1990 325is
                              m52b28
                              3.73lsd
                              g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                                I woke up this morning from a dream that I sold my e30, which I would never do, and the worst part was I let it go for far less than what it’s worth and to a hipster girl. Holy shit it was a nightmare.
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