Nonsense Thread

[Melon]

P.S. No early models for me.

[2mAn]

Nonsense Thread

Is it safe to assume that's a Sunny reference?

Correct. An Always Sunny in Philadelphia, not the other similar name

For those who have time to kill...

https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=263513

Interesting, Tapatalk shows the original thread title... it’s been edited a few times lol

[Melon]

Lulz, the DENNIS method episode always makes me laugh.

[Joe G]

It’s all about the implication.

[flyboyx]

tell me more

edit; I mean, that's probably all the information available..

My friends and I were entertaining the idea of doing the whole mardi gras thing, but have hear before of the country side being the place to be and chasing chickens on horseback sounds super awesome.

well, its pretty much just like it sounds. all the caught chickens are ridden back into town and cooked into jambalaya or gumbo....i think gumbo. after all that bullshit is done, there is a big party in the city square.

its one of those things that is good to experience one time with a group of drunk friends. its kind of like this parade where everyone is drunk driving around the countryside watching the melee. we were about 10 or 12 people in total. i hitched my 20' flatbed to the back of my truck and we all sat around on it in lawn chairs with a couple of big coolers full of drinky poos and a porta pottie for good convienience. i pity the poor fucker that had to do the driving. i think i relagated that job to my girlfriend of the time.

[2mAn]

Lulz, the DENNIS method episode always makes me laugh.

He's the real Philanthropist

[Joe G]

EL OH EL - philanthropist

I knew I liked you for good reasons, Simon.

[MR E30 325is]

What's wrong with earlies? I wouldn't mind an early 318i, it would make a great base to make into a weekend warrior street/track/autoX car. Put some late model strut tubes and disc brakes on it, upgrade the suspension, light wheels, Z3 rack, med case LSD, sticky tires, race seats, pull the back seats and stuff out, high compression NA M20 under the hood. 2,400lbs of fun, good to go.

Didn't know I'd catch so much flack!

Nothing wrong with them at all. I've had a few myself over the years. An '84 318i was the E30 that got me into them back in '04.

But the next build will be a bit different than my last street/track/autox machine and for that, only a late model will do.

[supermansocks95]

Gah damn it's been a little while. I'll be reading this shit for the next 3 months. Oh yeah, sup dudes?

[Exodus_2pt0]

Banged it out with the Mrs. a couple times. Doctors said we should wait 3 more weeks than we did. Now I'm cut off due to cramping after the fact.

She got about 3-4 times as much out of it as I did, and all i did was suggest it. Why am I the bad guy here?

Moral of the story to Sonny. Girls want D just as much as boys want the V, if not more so. They are just better at hiding it.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Honestly, I kind of prefer the early models. Once you notice the lower rear arches, you can't unsee them.

[majdomo]

Banged it out with the Mrs. a couple times. Doctors said we should wait 3 more weeks than we did. Now I'm cut off due to cramping after the fact.

She got about 3-4 times as much out of it as I did, and all i did was suggest it. Why am I the bad guy here?

Moral of the story to Sonny. Girls want D just as much as boys want the V, if not more so. They are just better at hiding it.

YOU push a watermelon out of a straw in your crotch, asshole!! FUCK! *crying*





Really, rational thought is like out the window, especially when sleep deprived. Kids fuck your shit up like nothing else. Just wait until s/he's old enough to ride in the back seat to cars and coffee. That's pretty cool.

[agent]

Honestly, I kind of prefer the early models. Once you notice the lower rear arches, you can't unsee them.

Like.

[Melon]

Honestly, I kind of prefer the early models. Once you notice the lower rear arches, you can't unsee them.

Still talking about your wife here or nah?

[flyboyx]

Banged it out with the Mrs. a couple times. Doctors said we should wait 3 more weeks than we did. Now I'm cut off due to cramping after the fact.

She got about 3-4 times as much out of it as I did, and all i did was suggest it. Why am I the bad guy here?

Moral of the story to Sonny. Girls want D just as much as boys want the V, if not more so. They are just better at hiding it.

after the baby their hormones are all fucked. have some patience...she will even out over time.

in the meanwhile, her mouth and bunghole didn't suffer any damage from the "watermelon". jessayin'....


sounds like you could use a good..well, you know...