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Originally posted by TurboJake View PostDon't be too surprised if your battery dies driving.What it feels like owning an e30:
88 325 S50 swap in progress
90 325ix
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Originally posted by ohthejosh View PostI have bubble guts. Toilet time.Originally posted by OrganicMechanic View PostI pooped a little todayOriginally posted by slammin.e28guy View PostI've got the farts today. Made some Mexican rice from a box. Those little boxes hold a lot of fucking rice. That, with a half pound of chicken mixed in for dinner last night.
Get this, I was starving hungry when I woke up this morning.
Originally posted by OrganicMechanic View Postpoop
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doesnt everything revert back to poop at some point?
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Originally posted by OrganicMechanic View Postdoesnt everything revert back to poop at some point?
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This could be in the lowball thread, but here it is. A lowball offer on an eBay item, and the response I would like to send, but won't, because I don't have time for the drama. I'm posting it here for my own personal satisfaction. I apologize in advance for wasting r3v's time. I'm also open to suggested improvements in the response, r3v style.
Buyer:
Hello,
Please advise if you would like to sell this bracelet for $ 200 ? with "buy it now" option?
I am interested in buying and I do the payment on the same day. Please check my e-bay feed back if needed.
Thank you and God Bless.
Me:
Thanks for your interest, but the scrap value of just the gold in the bracelet is probably equal to the current price, so I believe I must decline your offer. Of course I may have misunderstood your offer, so I would like to ask for some clarification.
When we list with a buy it now option, we specify immediate payment required, so how would your assurance to pay the same day motivate me to sell to you?
It appears your eBay feedback is all as a buyer and buyers cannot receive a negative, so why would your feedback motivate me to lower the price to sell to you?
I am an atheist. I respect your right to believe as you choose, but request that we not include any gods in this business transaction.
Thanks for your consideration.
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Originally posted by JinormusJDon't buy an e30
They're stupid
1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.
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Originally posted by frankenbeemer View PostThis could be in the lowball thread, but here it is. A lowball offer on an eBay item, and the response I would like to send, but won't, because I don't have time for the drama. I'm posting it here for my own personal satisfaction. I apologize in advance for wasting r3v's time. I'm also open to suggested improvements in the response, r3v style.
Buyer:
Hello,
Please advise if you would like to sell this bracelet for $ 200 ? with "buy it now" option?
I am interested in buying and I do the payment on the same day. Please check my e-bay feed back if needed.
Thank you and God Bless.
Me:
Thanks for your interest, but the scrap value of just the gold in the bracelet is probably equal to the current price, so I believe I must decline your offer. Of course I may have misunderstood your offer, so I would like to ask for some clarification.
When we list with a buy it now option, we specify immediate payment required, so how would your assurance to pay the same day motivate me to sell to you?
It appears your eBay feedback is all as a buyer and buyers cannot receive a negative, so why would your feedback motivate me to lower the price to sell to you?
I am an atheist. I respect your right to believe as you choose, but request that we not include any gods in this business transaction.
Thanks for your consideration.
Depending on which the reason may be, it can be a proper r3v response and if the other than it may be a very douche bag response.
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